Chapter 205: Upper Hansen on the Great Lawn

"What" Hansen was horrified, "the Vietnamese drove it?!" It's not scientific!? “

If Comrade Stalin had appeared in front of him, he would not have been so nervous.

"Fxxk, what are you lying about! Think about it, these guys are playing with us with guns in Indochina, and they are also in New Haven with this mess of things that claim to be Chinese food! Then, you idiot was tricked into it! ”

Hansen's face was cramping, "Vietnamese!?" God, are you kidding? ”

Edward stood up, bent down across the table, and looked at him with pity: "When did you see me, a person of Chinese descent and a particularly good cook, come here to eat?" ”

"I don't believe it!" Hansen stubbornly resisted, "Unless you prove it to me?" ”

"Proof? I went and asked the waiter, 'Hey, are you Vietnamese?' Isn't the surname Nguyen? 'Do you think you've got the right answer?' Or let this guy take out an AK on the spot and shout 'Long live reunification' before you believe it?! Edward's nose was crooked. Hansen clearly refused to admit defeat and tried to quibble.

"Hehe, whoever asserts the evidence will provide evidence, we are all students of law and know the importance of evidence. Ed, although you have half Chinese blood, it can't prove that you are right. Likewise, I can't assume that your foreskin is missing just because your significant other is of Jewish descent...... Okay, I've heard that cutting this thing reduces sensitivity, is that true? And will it look weird? Make the girls laugh? ”

"......" Edward choked, the logic of which was indeed correct, and could not be refuted.

After a long time, he said, "I wish the FBI would come to you tonight......"

Hansen was overjoyed, and it was a great sense of accomplishment to be able to shut up Edward professionally.

……

After eating, he called the waiter to pay the bill.

"That's $15!" The clerk said neatly, "Cash or credit card"

But his gestures are subtle, with his index finger and thumb twisted together - a hint that it's time to tip.

"It's quite cheap, it seems that you can come a few more times, and the food tastes good." Edward reached for his wallet.

While counting the money, he sighed, "If Wu Tingyan is still alive, how good it would be!" North Vietnam will definitely not be as easy as it is today......"

"yes!" The waiter immediately replied, "President Wu is a devout Christian, strong and benevolent, and if he were alive, the South would not be like this." This era calls for strongmen...... Especially in East Asia. ”

"You support the South?" Edward asked

"I was born in Saigon, and I came to the United States with my parents when I was a child......"

"I paid in cash, it's $17 in total, I don't have to look for it......"

Edward put the money in the other person's hands, and the two politely said goodbye to each other.

Hansen watched all this dumbfounded......

"Remember, you idiot. You may be a talent, you are better than me in many ways! But don't challenge me about eating and making money, I'll let you know what the power of the bloodline is......"

Hansen's face turned pale, "God, I've eaten Vietnamese food for so many years......"

Edward originally wanted to provoke him with a few words, such as "Every piece of Zuo Zongtang chicken you eat will turn into a bullet fired at American GIs......

But looking at the other party's devastated appearance, I feel that it seems a bit inhumane to go up and down to add skills now, after all, it depends on him to work......

"Alright, alright......" Edward reassured him, "you have to understand it this way, both Korea and Vietnam were loyal to China 100 years ago, and these two countries have always prided themselves on being Little China, and the emperor and officials in the country are proud to speak Chinese and read Chinese characters." ”

"Really?" Hansen asked, dejected

"Of course, Hu Zming and Jin R Chengdu can write sonnets with Chinese...... Therefore, it is not too much to eat Chinese food today. ”

"What's more, I don't feel any problems as a Chinese, what are you wailing about?"

"Chinese?" Hansen was stunned

"Ahem, ahem" Edward coughed violently, and said that he slipped his mouth, and he snorted, "You know what I mean, don't you......"

"Besides, the Chinese food made by the Vietnamese is quite acceptable." He patted Hansen on the shoulder and sighed, "Think of our friend - Mr. Feliche Nizo"

"I guess he'll have to duel in prison for the Hawaiian pizza that was invented in Canada by a Greek chef inspired by Chinese cuisine and invented the popular American Hawaiian pizza."

"Sam Pampoulos (the inventor of Hawaiian pizza) is a messenger of God," Hansen muttered, "I think you liked that too, didn't you......"

"Yes......" Edward shrugged, "I think everyone but the Italians like it." ”

"That's the beauty of civilizational convergence and evolution," Hansen adds, "although in many cases the results are not necessarily optimistic. ”

Edward nodded in agreement, and Hansen's words made him fall into memories that he remembered before the crossing.

I was also shocked by a $60 "traditional Chinese high-end auspicious fruit bowl and wine vessel".

This expensive thing brings back memories of his childhood - it was too cold at night in winter, and he counted on it to solve his internal problems.

Later, with the improvement of housing conditions, this mixed yuan golden bucket gradually withdrew from people's daily life, except for the folk museum, which was basically invisible.

But I didn't expect it to be sold in the United States, and it was not cheap......

Unfortunately, he didn't have the courage to replicate this business model in this era.

If the deal is smashed, and these thousands of spittoon jars are smashed in their hands, then, then, they probably don't have to be human beings in this life...... The nickname Edward in the spittoon pot is supposed to be with him for life......

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"Compatriots, justice cannot sit idly by!" As soon as Hansen spoke, he pulled everyone's attraction over.

On the one hand, he was originally one of the student leaders, and at the same time, this aphorism is also very ear-catching.

"I, Hansen, you all know each other. Last year in Chicago, I was treated the Gestapo way by the 'Daley Bulldozer'! I think you've all seen the miserable way I was at the time. ”

The crowd burst into laughter, and the tragic situation of Hansen's various bodily fluids (including but not limited to snot, tears, saliva, blood, and many people who believed that his crotch was also wet at the time, but Hansen firmly denied that it was a shadow caused by the lack of clarity of the camera) was transmitted through television, and everyone was familiar with it, but the laughter soon stopped.

Hansen could laugh at himself, but the thought of the government doing the same to its own people made everyone angry.

"But I'm lucky to be standing here and talking to you, and eight other leaders, including Abby Hoffman and David Hayden, have been illegally detained for a long time."

"Yes, they were arrested last year. He was supposed to be released after the election. But I didn't expect that after Nixon came to power, he became even more ferocious, and the Justice Department personally appointed government lawyers and must send them to prison. ”

"I can't understand that those eight people are anti-war, and Nixon promised to withdraw troops from Vietnam as soon as possible during the election campaign, so they are of the same goal, but why are the Democrats planning to release them, but they insist on a heavy sentence? It is said that the enemy of an enemy is a friend, but now Nixon treats his friend as an enemy, after all, he did not send Johnson to prison! ”

"Tell me, friends, why is that?"

Hansen asked.

The Nixon administration was indeed not authentic in this matter, as a conservative Republican administration, they expressed dissatisfaction with the Democrats' tolerant approach to the country, and wanted to make an example of the monkey in order to restore "the old order and rules".

Of course, it doesn't matter whether Nixon himself thinks this way, but conservatives in the Republican Party insist on it, and although Gottward announced his retirement from politics, these old men still have strong political power.

(As an aside, after the Watergate scandal in '72, three Republican bigwigs went to the White House to have a showdown with Nixon - demanding his voluntary resignation, these three are, Senate and House Minority Leader and Gottward, which shows his influence in the party.) )

Nixon could only make concessions on these "minor issues" in exchange for their support.

Yes, of course, this is a minor issue, nothing more than a sentence of several years in prison for eight people, and in fact they are indeed inseparable from the Chicago riots.

But the public doesn't see it that way.

Article 1 of the Constitution guarantees "freedom of belief, of the press, of assembly, of demonstration".

The march is not guilty! It is simply a belief engraved into the bones of the people of the United States.

In fact, it is true, if people are really arrested and sentenced heavily, this pervasive zero-yuan purchase can still be carried out every three or five days?

"Why do they dare to arrest people in flagrant violation of the spirit of the Constitution?"

"You know what? At the Chicago rally, Hoffman organized the 'Bicasser Youth League', and in protest against the Democratic National Convention, they pulled a pig outside the venue, and then elected the pig as the national representative by one person, one vote! ”

"Look, it's mocking the Democrats' sham election. So why is the Republican administration, which has been critical of the Democrats, arresting them? Shouldn't one of them be given a medal? ”

"Let me tell you, this is the class, this is the class struggle, this is the struggle between the exploiting groups and the exploited groups. They are terrified of our power, and they know that if we join forces, there will be a tsunami of power that is enough to destroy everything. ”

"Whether it is the Democratic Party or the Republican Party, they are essentially an exploitative group composed of bureaucrats and big businessmen, who suck money from you, from me, and from every Chinese people to satisfy their extravagant and corrupt life!"

"So, they chose to arrest the leader of us and throw him in prison, thinking that they would be safe and sound? No, they were wrong! ”

"Why are they going to war?"

"Nixon said on the surface that he was going to withdraw his troops, but in reality he was a warmonger."

"Why is he belligerent?"

"Quite simply, look at the companies that donated to his presidential election!"

"In addition to energy, it is an arsenal!"

"Yes!" Hansen began to enter a frenzy: "To fight a war, you need tanks, planes, gasoline, and lubricants!" Only by selling these things to the government, these big enterprises can make money! But we were also sent more than 10,000 miles away to fight the Vietnamese inexplicably! ”

"Damn, I don't know what enmity we have with the Vietnamese? I haven't even met them! ”

"No, I was wrong. I've actually dealt with them quite a bit. It was only just now that I understood. ”

"BJ Garden, you know......"

The crowd began to exchange ears.

This restaurant is quite famous, and many people have eaten it.

"The owners and waiters at BJ Garden are all Vietnamese, and they are from Saigon and are supporters of Ngo Dinh Diem."

"Well, I'll admit, I've been scammed by them for over two years...... But doesn't that prove that there's nothing wrong with them? Just like us, they are all ordinary people. Why do we kill each other? ”

"Just for the sake of the arms dealers' stock prices rising?"

"Look, it's not enough for them to sell weapons, and they are still killing speculation on Wall Street, using financial instruments to grab more and higher profits, is this reasonable?"

"Is it reasonable for workers to work eight hours a day to earn money to sustain their families, while these vultures and vampires sit in their offices on the 35th floor, look at Central Park, and then make a phone call to absolutely whether the stock price is going up or down?"

"Are we victims? We were sent to the front to shed blood in vain. What about the Vietnamese? They are even worse. I think the Mae Lai massacre, you've all seen it! ”

"I have a question! The soldiers who participated in the massacre were actually about the same age as you and me, eating hamburgers, drinking Coke, watching Disney cartoons, and going on a date with cheerleaders. Why are they so ordinary and kind at home? But to the front line in Vietnam became a demon? ”

"Who is it?! Who turned the lovely children of the United States into demons?! ”

"Beautiful!" Edward exclaimed.

Hansen's speech was layered, starting with justice, then moving on to free speech, pointing out that the government was breaking the law for fear of the people's awakening, again pointing out that arms dealers colluded with officials to expand the war, and finally pointed the finger at Wall Street.

But it wasn't explicit, and it was immediately withdrawn.

The main argument of using the people's simple sense of justice to oppose the war and do things, and the collusion between officials and businessmen to bring disaster to the country and the people.

This was something he and Hansen had designed before.

Hansen has two major responsibilities, first of all, to incite the masses, or to mobilize the masses, to direct their anger, whether it is the arms dealer or the government, in fact, it is all a cover, and the real purpose is to make everyone hate Wall Street.

In this way, the subsequent actions can be just, and more people can be called.

Secondly, when the atmosphere is ripe, supporters will be called on to enter the headphone market to sweep the goods.

Although everyone is quite poor, the stocks of the national cinema chain are only 2 yuan a share, and one hand is only 200 US dollars, so it is still possible to piece it together.

It looks simple, but it's hard to do.

First of all, this is not the Internet era, the speed of information transmission is still very slow, usually only by word of mouth and small team fission, the timeliness is very poor, and in the process of transmission, information is also easy to deteriorate.

That's it, and you can only bite the bullet.

But fortunately, Hansen started quite high.

He was already well received among students, and during George Duffy's campaign, he established good personal relationships with many student associations and their leaders in Connecticut.

The riots in Chicago were linked to Abby Hoffman's yuppies group.

Among the 8 people in charge at the moment, except for Bobby Hill of the Black Panther Party, everyone else has a good impression of Hansen, and Hansen is also running around trying to raise money to hire a lawyer for them, but the effect is average, and the money is not received much.

But the addicts across the country took the initiative to send him a lot of good goods.

Anyway, the postage cost an ounce is only 6 cents, how much can this kind of goods weigh?

So the mountains of leaves and LSD in his hands made his heart tremble.

He wanted to sell them for dollars.

But having studied law, he knew very well that the FBI was waiting for him to do so.

There was even a buyer who took the initiative to contact him and was willing to buy his "inventory" with cash immediately.

The price was so generous that Hansen once had the idea of "making this ticket and then absconding with the money".

Of course, that's just thinking about it.

Those buyers don't need to ask, they must be barbs sent by law enforcement agencies.

If he really agrees to the deal.

Then the IRS will first ask him to pay back taxes, and then the big hat of drug trafficking will follow.

These follow-up routines are too clear to him.

The professional direction is criminal law, although there is no Zhang San in the United States, but the professors in the classroom do not take law enforcers as examples.

It's not a good idea to keep it in your hand.

What if it is stolen or robbed?

What if it fails due to moisture?

Since it can't be exchanged for cash, it can't be stored for a long time......

Hansen decisively chose the easiest way to deal with it and sprinkled ...... everywhere

As a result, Connecticut has a magical rule, even if any student or club leader is snapping, as long as he hears Hansen knocking on the door, he will definitely go out and give him a revolutionary hug before he even has time to lift his pants.

Don't want money for leaves and lsd, who doesn't like it?

The boy who shed blood for the revolution is now the reddest patriot in the hearts of the vast number of revolutionary masses in Connecticut.

Even the Yale administration did not dare to attack him too easily.

The captive insurance strategy that was previously developed by this product was successful.

It can be seen that Yale is really not stupid.

But the school is also increasingly dissatisfied with this product.

Just make trouble in his own school, and he also began to connect all over the state, and even went deep into the seminary to pull people's heads.

The university's trustees and senior administrators are a small circle, and the Yale administration certainly can't stand the cynicism of others.

As for how to deal with this guy's report, it has been written for several minutes, and the officials are already in a meeting to study it.

Of course, no one knows.

Hansen himself, in particular, is at the peak of his life at the moment.

His great influence among the students and his constant pursuit of revolutionary justice made him pat his chest and agree to Edward's plan as soon as he heard it.

"Look, look! When the soldiers of the United States invaded other countries in the name of defending peace and caused horrific massacres. What happened to our great President Nixon? ”

"He didn't even say anything! Is this what a peace-loving man who has said he wants to withdraw from Vietnam should do? ”