Chapter 338: Three Lincoln Jokes

Suzanne remembers the joy she felt when she turned on the radio for the first time and listened to the music coming out of the little box.

But what really made Suzanne sink into it was a gentle male voice.

At night, the insects chirp in the countryside, and the voice tells the story of Romeo and Juliet.

Suzanne had heard the story, but it was only a fragmented memory.

Suzanne's mother died at an early age, and no one has told her stories since.

This man named Huang He's voice is so gentle, pure, and magnetic.

Although she was a little sorry for her dead mother, Suzanne swore that the story told by Mr. Huang He was far more wonderful than her mother's.

If she could, she would like to be able to sleep listening to Mr. Huang He's voice every night.

It's a pity that Mr. Huang He seems to be very busy, except for the beginning of the time, he hasn't appeared for a long time recently.

Fortunately, the two new announcers are also very good, although they are far inferior to Mr. Huang He, but they are enough to accompany themselves.

Good music, attractive male voice, easy to understand, very easy to accept, no cultural barriers.

Suzanne quickly fell in love with it, or rather, got used to listening to the sound of the Ming Dynasty.

In addition to the story, she also fell in love with listening to jokes.

The funny stories of the French are always endless, and they can make Suzanne laugh in the quilt.

Of course, those Lincoln jokes are also funny:

"An old man was walking by the river and accidentally fell into the river next to the road, shouting for help!

When the two policemen heard this, they turned a blind eye and still talked and laughed as they walked.

The old man was so anxious that he shouted, 'I always buy stocks in the exact opposite of President Lincoln'! Frightened, the two policemen jumped into the river, dragged the old man ashore and knelt before him to ask for a lesson in getting rich. โ€

"A man shouted on the street: 'Ahn Lincoln is an idiot.'" He was sentenced to 22 years in prison. 2 years because: insulting the president, 20 years because: leaking state secrets. โ€

"During a parliamentary discussion in the Northern Government, the moderator suddenly said: "Now I invite Mr. Parliamentarian, who supports slavery, to sit on the left side of the room, and Mr. Parliamentarian, who supports the abolition of slavery, to sit on the right side of the room."

Most sat on the right, a few on the left, and only one remained in the middle.

Moderator: Sir, are you for slavery or against slavery?

He replied: I am against keeping black slaves, but at the same time I like to wear leather shoes made of Indian hips. The host hurriedly said: It turned out to be you, the great Mr. President! โ€

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The day's work is over.

Suzanne lay on the bed, the candle on the table beeping and burning.

And the cash register is also telling a story about candles.

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Zhu Fugui asked the palace ladies to stand next to the lit candles, the mirrors in their hands gathered the light together, and the hospital bed suddenly lit up.

The first emperor suddenly realized, and the imperial doctors also showed a satisfied smile.

The operation was a success, and the queen was saved. The imperial doctor looked at Zhu Fugui, who was only 6 years old, and said with emotion: "Thanks to the wisdom of the crown prince today, he is really a smart child, and he will definitely become a good emperor who saves all mankind in the future!"

Susanna's eyelids felt a little heavy, and today's afternoon story came to an end.

Today, the story of Emperor Zhu Fugui using his ingenuity to help doctors complete the operation when he was a child is very interesting.

Although it is not Suzanne's favorite love story, she can't help but think of her mother who died young.

At that time, his father was reluctant to spend $50 to hire the most trained doctor in town, which led to his mother's early death.

In contrast, Emperor Zhu Fugui's father, on the way to fight with the Tatars, regardless of the losses of the troops, braved the rain of bullets and bullets to return to the palace to visit his wife, this is a really good man, this is the real romance.

In contrast, Suzanne felt that her father was simply a pedantic, timid, stubborn, and miserly scumbag.

Shaking her head, Suzanne hurriedly threw such a thought out of her mind.

How can I describe my father like this as a daughter!

What's more, the whole Florence men are like this, and my father is not special at all.

The same must be true of my future husband...... And what is there to complain about?

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"Here are some tips for today's Yin people......

On the radio, the voice of the New York girl named Lena continued.

The Yin people are the Indians, who once lived in this land and possessed a wealth of knowledge.

Suzanne learns a few tricks every day.

For example: "If the drain is clogged and there is no unclogging, add half a cup of baking soda and a cup of vinegar to the pool and rinse it with hot water after it has stopped bubbling." โ€

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It's a pity that there are no sewers, let alone flush toilets.

Suzanne had heard her aunt marry into a big city talk about such things before.

Even in big cities, only the rich will use flush toilets.

As long as you press the switch, the filth will be flushed away, and there is no need to endure the stench to wash the toilet every day.

But now Suzanne knows that in cities such as Fengdu and Xinhu in Daming, every household has a flush toilet.

There, the city's roads are paved with fine tiles, and the air is clean and immaculate, unlike the stench of human and animal feces that seks from the towns here.

To be honest, Suzanne didn't think the town stinked before.

When you go to the town from the countryside to buy something, the smell comes naturally, as if it were the hallmark of the town.

However, since I heard about the scenery of Daming City, the feces that suddenly appeared on the side of the street, and the men who peed everywhere, seemed to have become unpleasant.

"Here's a special message that this station just got."

Just as Suzanne was about to fall asleep, Xia Jiang's voice interrupted Liana,

"According to the latest notice from the Department of Radio, Film and Television of the Ministry of Rites of the Ming Dynasty, the Western Civility Office, in a week's time, that is, on July 7, the day of the traditional festival of the Ming Dynasty Qixi Festival (as mentioned earlier, in order to simplify the calendar, this book does not distinguish between lunisolar calendars), we will hold the premiere of the movie "San Diego Girl" in Memphis, Tennessee, Birmingham, Mississippi, New Orleans, Louisiana, Oxford, Georgia and other places.

As for what a movie is, let me sell it, but I won't disappoint you.

All listeners of the voice of Daming, as long as they say our code 'lonely night, lonely you', can watch the movie for free, the opportunity must not be lost, and everyone must seize the opportunity! โ€

"Birmingham?"

Suzanne reached out and wiped the beads of sweat from her forehead.

She hadn't been to Birmingham, but she seemed to have heard her father mention the place.

Doesn't seem too far away?

Maybe you can try to ask him tomorrow......