Chapter 223: Want to Arrest Someone? Then catch me first!
He was furious, and his dignity as a taxpayer and his sense of judgment that the other party would not seem to be rude, made him walk out of the gate in a menacing manner, looking like an angry Tom cat from a distance.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! , the one who led the team! He pointed to the police chief.
"Call me, sir?" The policeman was in good shape, he was over forty years old, not tall but very stocky, his black hair had turned gray, and he looked very personable.
"That's right, it's you!" Mel was furious
"You can call me Dali Sandro." The policeman slowly paced in front of him.
It's an Italian surname.
"Well, I'm not interested in meeting you. The guys surrounded my house for some reason, and I called the police. But!?? ”
"Sir, I received orders from the community sheriff, so I came here. Not a minute was delayed, but what do you want me to do? Dali Sandro looked innocent, and his gray-blue eyes were exceptionally pure and charming.
"What? What would you think when a group of people surrounded the yard of your house? Damn it, get rid of them for me, quick! ”
"Sir, are they getting in your way?"
"Of course," Mel Pfister jumped to his feet.
"What's holding you back?"
"Nonsense, of course, hinders my ...... Oh," Mel Pfister was stunned. He couldn't say that these guys looked very unpleasant.
"My safety is at stake!" He changed his angle, "You should drive them away." ”
"But sir, you see, they just stayed here quietly and showed their protests, which are protected by the Constitution of the United States, and fall under the First Amendment......"
"What's more," he paused, he continued, "they didn't enter your yard, they were just outside, and it was public...... Anyone can stay. ”
"And, based on my 20 years of experience as a police officer, I don't see any inclination for violence or other crimes in these households."
"So ,!??" Mel Pfister was furious, "You're just leaning in the police car, drinking coffee and eating burgers, watching this happen. ”
"Sir," said Da Lisandrodo, dissatisfied, "we have been here at order, and we have not had time to eat breakfast." We are here for your safety as well. If something happens, we can take action right away. ”
"Now is the situation! I need you to get rid of them, get rid of them! Hear me? ”
"Sir, please calm down, you see that there are less than ten of us, and they will not be less than 300 by sight, so how are you going to let me go about driving them away? Shoot into the air? God, they're decent, unarmed! ”
"Decent people?" Mel Pfister's nose was crooked.
"So, what can you do?!! He roared
D'Alessandro's temper was still good: "Sir, we will make sure that the exit of your gate is not occupied, so that it will be convenient for your car to drive out?" ”
"Huh?" Mel Pfister thought it would work.
He immediately went back inside and beckoned the driver to drive away.
As the car slowly drove out of the gate, there were strangely shaped people waving rainbow flags on both sides, which made him feel very uncomfortable.
“fxxk! I'll go, and I'll see if they're going to stay. Thinking of this, he poked his head out and shouted to Dalijandro, "Hey, I won't be home until twelve o'clock tonight, and hopefully when I get home, the road will still be clear"
This was clearly addressed to the protesters.
As a result, the gray-haired protester leader said to Dali Sandro with a smile: "Mr. Officer, I'm sorry, we must apologize to this guy in public, whether he is in the house or not, we will stay here"
D'Areadro asked with a blank face: "7*24 hours?" ”
"Yes, until he apologizes. With 30,000 registered members in New York City and many more in New York State and New Jersey, Matthesine is always available to support the shift......"
"Go back, go back," Melphistopheles shouted to the driver.
It seems that running is useless.
Suddenly, he stared to the side again, and his eyes were bleeding.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! He poked his head out and yelled at the police.
"Sir, please call me Dalisandro"
"Damn, didn't you see that? Don't you see that? ”
"Sir, what do you see?"
"Hey, look, look on the right, these guys, oh my God, there are 30 people peeing on my wall! Oh, God!!! Don't you care? They are deliberately provoking! God, and women! ”
Dalisandro looked helpless, "Sir, I can only see that the corners of your fence are a little wet now, but I really don't see them urinating. And even if I did, what charges do you think should be used to arrest them? Or, if they are arrested, will the pets in the community be arrested as well? ”
"So, you can only watch? The fence is my personal property, and they pee on it! Private property is sacrosanct! ”
"But sir, I didn't see them! You know, the police are definitely going to catch them, or the next time they pee, you can bring it to me......"
"Sir, I'm a law enforcer, so ......" D'Alessandro spread his hands.
"Okay, you wait!"
The car slowly drove into the yard again.
Mel Pfister did not get out of the car, but picked up the telephone in the car, and a phone call was made to the community sheriff's desk, and he complained in a gentle but strong voice about Dali Sandro's inaction.
Soon, the walkie-talkie in Dali Sandro's car rang, and his partner said from the inside: "Hey, captain, the boss wants to talk to you." ”
Community Sheriff: "Damn it, what are you doing?" Mel Pfister's calls have come to me, this nouveau riche is so annoying, I don't want to hear him complain anymore. You get things done. ”
D'Alessandro: "Unfortunately, sir, this can't be done"
Subsequently, he gave a rough description of the scene of this small LGBT demonstration.
"Hey, why are you stupid all of a sudden? Didn't you dare to catch drug dealers in Brooklyn? Wouldn't it be nice to have two of them?! Besides, if things get bigger, we won't have any good fruit to eat. ”
"Sir, I know. But you see, I dared to do it because I knew those ngers were poisonous insects. But if you come and take a look, you will know that today these guys, all neatly dressed, obviously highly educated, they are not noisy or noisy, they just stand with signs. ”
"They just asked Mel First to apologize for his outrageous remarks on TV the day before yesterday. In fact, what that guy said was really annoying."
"I don't care," the community sheriff shouted over the walkie-talkie, "you get these guys out of the way!" I don't believe you can't help it. Hey, you guy, it's not going to be black money, are you? ”
"Sir. I threatened their leaders and told them to leave immediately. But their boss said that if they were forced to leave Mel Pfister's yard, they would meet at the door of your office...... Trust me, you don't want to see that...... They were urinating on that bastard's wall just now......"
"Also," said Dalisandro, "you were right just now, my old friend Santo Pamela called me in the morning and told us not to get involved in this matter as little as possible, he can guarantee that these people will not use violence." And, he said he had a good chance to make a fortune......"
“???” The community sheriff was stunned, "Okay, just continue to fool that guy, but...... What if he keeps calling? ”
"I think you can ask him to call 911," D'Alessandro suggested, "and the patrolmen from elsewhere might be more open-minded so that we don't have to be difficult." ”
"Makes sense, yours is there! , you don't have a Jewish mom......" The community sheriff turned off the walkie-talkie.
Start calling Mel Pfister.
He immediately called 911 and claimed that a large number of people had gathered around his home, putting his safety at serious risk.
911 is the city-wide networked alarm number.
Mel Pfister couldn't help but smile after hanging up the phone: "FXXXK! Even if you get the community police, you can't get all the patrolling police in the neighborhood! ”
Three minutes later, three more police cars came.
The patrolman was unsympathetic, got out of the car and pulled out his pistol and pointed it at Tony Hall.
The old glass was startled, and immediately obediently raised his hands above his head according to the rules.
Immediately a police officer came in handcuffs.
Seeing that he was about to be handcuffed and taken away.
Mel Pfister finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Unexpectedly, a shout came from the crowd: "Get out of the way"
I saw a half-old lady striding up to Tony Hall, her hands raised horizontally, showing the shape of the word "big".
"If you want to catch him, first arrest me!"
"Who are you?" The patrol leader felt that the situation was not good, he felt that the other party was familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
"My name is Judy Garland, hey! Boy, you probably didn't at my picture when you were a kid! Now for your chance! Aim your pistol at me, and maybe your soul will tremble in that moment, and it will make you feel as if you have arrived in heaven. ”
The scene couldn't be controlled......
The laughter shook the sky.
Even the other cops were laughing.
The patrol leader was eager to get into the ground.
Everyone has a time when they are young, everyone has a time when hormones are bursting, and everyone has cast spells on large posters of female stars......
To be spoken out in public.
Actually, there is no shame......
After all, this is the United States, and it is still very tolerant in this regard!
but
Your momentum has been completely defeated.
Judy Garland's unsparing attitude made these police officers who received the 911 radio dispatch helpless.
This aunt is so famous, and because she has been firmly on the side of over the years, she has a high prestige, after all, two of her four marriages were deceived by scumbags, and now she is simply a living virgin.
Secondly, it is no secret that the old lady used to drink and abuse drugs when she was young, so her health is very poor, don't look at the momentum, but if she is really handcuffed and taken away, she may faint in the car.
If this is known to reporters......
Thinking of these patrol officers, cold sweat came down......
"I don't understand, how did you get like this?" Judy Garland was heartbroken to teach this guy enough to be her son.
"What did they do wrong? Gathered together quietly, without getting in the way of anyone. It's just asking the other party to apologize. Do you know how this bastard in the house humiliates a kind young man on a public TV show? ”
"When you watched The Wizard of Oz as a child, where did the goodness and beauty in your heart go? Have they all been eaten by demons? How can you not tell the difference between good and bad at the most basic level? This is a Wall Street vampire, and he wants to delist theaters across the United States! Think about it, where did you watch the movie back then? And now you want to protect him? ”
"I'm ashamed of you!"
"But," the patrol leader tried to justify, "I, we are also following the orders of our superiors. ”
"Then catch me first!" After saying that, Judy Garland stretched out her hands, "Handcuff me." I won't embarrass you! I was the organizer and leader of this operation. ”
At the same time, a few guys jumped out of the crowd, small books, cameras are all available, seeing that this should be a reporter, the patrol leader has not done anything, he has been frightened by the click.
He knew in his mind what would await him if he really dared to handcuff Judy Garland.
In today's evening newspaper, he will be the number one news person: "Someone arrested Dorothy!" "Titles like this are absolutely flying all over the place.
This is still a big newspaper with discipline.
If it's a tabloid, I'm afraid it will be even more unbearable, such as "I masturbated like a dog at the beginning, and then handcuffed people away - this is the New York police!" 》
It will be a stain for a lifetime.
He would rather be scolded as a black policeman who collects black money than get involved in these things.
"Come, arrest us too!"
A group of bearded muscular brothers ran out, dressed as scarecrows, iron men, and lions, and made various muscles and sexy movements, surrounding him in the middle.
The patrol chief's face turned green......
Because the shutter next to it clicked more vigorously.
He had a hunch that he was only going to be famous, although not in the way he hoped he would!
……
At this moment, Carl Wright was in his study and was calling the stockbroker to give instructions.
Edward saw it in his eyes, tired in his heart, and deeply felt that he was not the material for eating this bowl of rice, and silently prayed for him for a while, hoping that the old moon in the east and Cupid in the west could join forces to help "help the bow and shoot it...... Helping Carl Wright solve the pain of lovesickness is also considered the beauty of adults.
Edward originally wanted to go to New Haven for class, but Nancy just came.
And I was very ashamed to admit my mistake to him.
She got Edward in trouble.
And trouble will come to the door soon, take advantage of the now, hurry up and report the news first.
Edward was also a little surprised after hearing her apology for repentance: "Dude, is he so short of money?" As for it? ”
Nancy sat on the sidelines and didn't dare to speak.
Edward sighed, "It's not your fault"
"No, it's me who doesn't keep my mouth shut"
"Don't blame yourself, if it were me, I would definitely tell the truth. I'll talk about ...... when he comes."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a knock on the door.
Edward opened the door, and a strong man who looked to be in his forties stood in front of him.
This man has broad shoulders, a thick neck, a square head and a large face, pale blonde hair, a masculine and mighty appearance, and a very high-ranking demeanor.