Chapter 407: Congratulations to Uncle Li on Losing Weight (2-in-1)

Penang was the last stop of the Ming Jinghai Fleet's South China Sea cruise, and it was spent in Penang for a total of 10 days.

After enjoying all of Penang's delicacies, the fleet set sail again and headed north for Hiroshima.

After resting in Hiroshima, the fleet passed through Dameikodiak Kumashima to resupply and then sailed for the port of Shintsu.

Before leaving Nanyang, the Jinghai Fleet set up a general framework for the Daming Nanhua-United Fruit Company, recruited a group of Chinese laborers, and advanced part of the salary.

After that, the imperial court will select an experienced official from the six ministries to be the head of the United Fruit Company, and start the business and espionage activities in Nanyang.

The South China-United Fruit Company was naturally a benchmark for the British East India Company and the future United Fruit Company of the United States.

However, the purpose of the Ming Dynasty was not to simply plunder and colonize the East India Company, let alone to export turmoil and subvert the country like the United Fruit Company, but to gradually sinicize the South Seas and prepare for the future strategy of the Ming Dynasty.

To the surprise of many people, Gu Hongming did not choose to go to Daming for further study.

His learning ability was deeply appreciated by Xia Zhixin, and he was willing to issue a letter of introduction for him.

But Gu Hongming refused.

He still chose to go to Europe.

But now he is not traveling to Europe with a pilgrimage heart, but with a pair of scrutinizing and critical eyes.

He wanted to be able to set foot on the land where the sin had begun, and see with his own eyes whether everything was as it was said in the Eastern School.

Gu Hongming felt that if Dongxue was correct, then he might be able to play a more important role in Europe than going directly to the Ming Dynasty.

Of course, neither Mr. Brown nor Gu Hongming's father, who was busy preparing for the trip, noticed the change in the teenager, nor did they notice that there was a small token in the most hidden corner of his suitcase.

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Port of Xinjin.

The morning sun pierced the thick sea fog, and the humiliating chirping of bald eagles lingered above the sea and sky.

"Ahh

The cold sea breeze in the morning made Zhu Fugui can't help but sneeze.

Xiaolan draped a soft and wide coat over him, "Your Majesty, be careful of the wind and cold, the slave family will go to the imperial doctor to take a look in a while?" ”

"You don't have to!"

Zhu Fugui rubbed his nose, shook his head into a rattle, and said, "I haven't been sick and taken medicine since four years ago...... Well...... The last time I took the medicine, it seems to be because my ass was pricked by Su Su......"

"Huh?"

Xiaolan couldn't help but glance suspiciously at the other arm of the Long Live Lord, and at the same time held Messi's Concubine Yin, "Sister, what kind of game is this, you don't tell me......"

Zhu Fugui covered his face.

Sure enough, women after marriage will become strong.

Especially when she sleeps together all day long, Xiaolan will definitely be spoiled by the vegetarian who loves to read all kinds of idle books!

Thief, God, you give me back that pure as snow Xiaolan, hey!

Yin Susu covered his mouth and chuckled, "That's fun, you can try it on Brother Fugui's ass when you go back!" ”

Zhu Fugui remembered the fear of being dominated by the Indian short arrow, his face turned pale, and he shook his head and said: "Don't mess around, today is a good day for Lao Li to successfully return from losing weight, and recently "Love in Hiroshima" is almost finished, I have to go to the set!" ”

"Is filming fun?"

"It's boring."

"Then Brother Fugui, why do you still want to go?"

"Talent is too high, and those who can work hard."

"Is it a boxed lunch on the set that is more delicious?"

"It's far worse than the imperial meal."

"Is the atmosphere on the set better?"

"I am approachable, loved by the people and ministers, and I am the same everywhere."

"That's the white girl on the set is more beautiful, right?"

"Beauty...... is beautiful, not as intimate as my family, and not as well-behaved as my Xiaolan. ”

Looking at Zhu Fugui's serious answers, Yin Susu showed a look that would like to believe you.

Zhu Fugui secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

I want to talk about this little skill, but I can't help but take me, the little prince of Han Man, in my eyes.

Han Man, not to mention anything else, is the best strategy as a scumbag.

But then again, when did he and Bai Xia'er start to have a weird atmosphere?

Did it start when I was talking about fish soup after her?

Or is it from that misplaced kiss scene?

Zhu Fugui shook his head and decided to find an opportunity to ask the girl after a while.

Maybe there's nothing going on, it's just wishful thinking and thinking too much?

If that's the case, it's better to make it clear as soon as possible, so as not to delay other girls.

Zhu Fugui found that since I don't know when, there have been almost no young men around Bai Xia'er.

This is not normal for a beautiful girl like her.

Probably the LSP aura that I inadvertently revealed was captured by onlookers......

After all, this was the case when "Miss San Diego" was filmed before.

At that time, the lover relationship between Zhu Fugui and Julie was strictly confidential.

But soon, from the props and lighting to the logistics of the group performance, everyone seemed to have discovered something.

So much so that Zhu Fugui didn't take the initiative to mention it, and the assistant director prepared several stuntmen for Julie very intimately to deal with the physical contact with the male supporting actor.

Later, Julie didn't bother to hide anything, and sometimes she sat directly on Zhu Fugui's lap, hooking his neck, and her body was eager to stick together, declaring her sovereignty.

Of course, Bai Xia'er would not do such a thing.

But Zhu Fugui always felt that the assistant director's eyes were "I understand".

Hey, it seems that filming a drama, the unspoken rule of a female lead's notoriety may not be washed away.

In this regard, Zhu Fugui can only spread his hands.

Fortunately, he is the emperor, and the common people will not be angry with him, they will only feel sorry for the emperor......

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The watchtowers along the new Bohai Bay are all connected to telegraph and telephone lines.

Therefore, when the Jinghai Fleet entered the bay, its whereabouts were under control, and there would not be a situation where the ships of the shogunate mission had arrived in the port of Daming and did not know anything about it.

On December 27, 1866, almost pressing the tail of this year, the Jinghai Fleet, which had been on the expedition for more than half a year, finally returned to Xinjin Port.

Zhu Fugui organized a welcome party for Lao Li's return.

In addition to himself and his two concubines, as well as the cleaners, florists and cooks of the Fugui Palace, there are also all the old people in the Daming Sunset Hongdongchang Activity Center led by Aunt Bison and the old grandmother.

Dongchang has always been famous in the Ming Dynasty, no, it should be said that it is a famous murderer, and it can stop hundreds of officials from crying at night.

Although this Dongchang does not look like a sinister and vicious spy organization, and there are even matchmakers who often matchmakers, it would be a big mistake if any corrupt officials dared to underestimate them.

According to the statistics of the Criminal Department, although the number of cases of official malfeasance and corruption discovered by Dongchang is small, the concealment and anti-investigation are very good.

In those cases where even the brocade guards are helpless, these old men and old ladies can always find clues from unexpected angles.

In addition to these gray-haired, Lao Li's subordinates of the East Factory, the children of Xinjin Primary School on the dock were all painted with bright rouge and waving the small sun and moon flags to welcome the return of the fleet.

It can be said that Nanshan Nursing Home and Beihai Kindergarten gathered here happily.

Of course, in addition to the elderly and children, the security team of the wharf, the transport team of workers who carried and unloaded the goods, and the guard troops were naturally all present.

Woowoo woo –

With three whistles, the ship finally arrived.

……

What Zhu Fugui didn't expect was that when the fleet slowly slowed down and landed, the children had not shouted out the long-rehearsed "Warm congratulations to Uncle Li on his successful weight loss, hunting on behalf of the sky, and shocking the South Seas!" Messi, who was led by Yin Susu, suddenly became restless.

This made Zhu Fugui startled.

Because "my dog doesn't bite", although Zhu Fugui put a dog leash on Messi, he did not put it in a mouth cage.

There are so many old people and children here, and it would be too much of a sin to bite one and a half.

"Messi, Messi, calm down!"

Yin Susu squatted down and put the cougar's head in his arms, which was originally Zhu Fugui's exclusive position.

While rubbing the cougar's fluffy head, Yin Susu comforted: "Messi, you are a good child, take it easy, no one will bully you!" ”

Yin Susu's comfort seemed to be very effective, and Messi really quieted down.

However, looking at her lying on all fours and drooping behind her ears, she was obviously still afraid.

At this moment, the drawbridge on the flagship was lowered from the red gourd sign on the bow.

On the side of the red gourd, the eight words are still brushed.

The mountains and rivers are exotic, and the wind and moon are the same day.

The work of the little Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs is really beautiful, and for a dime, or even a dime, it can be blown into a sea of gold and silver.

Since it is easy to use, then Da Ming will also learn.

This time in Nanyang, these eight words did win the tears of many Nanyang Chinese, and added a lot of points to Daming.

"One, two, three, up!"

The principal of Xinjin Elementary School held the flag and waved it vigorously.

This may be the only chance in his life for him to receive the holy decree, and of course he will do his best.

He has been taking the children to practice after school for a week, trying to achieve success.

The kids are also very competitive.

They shouted in a neat children's voice: "Congratulations to Uncle Li on losing weight and becoming a ......"

Suddenly, as if being hit head-on by a fifteen-ton truck, the originally neat sound immediately became shattered.

Many of them had their eyes widened, their mouths opened in an "O" shape, and they couldn't say a word.

"Principal Song, Principal Song, Uncle Li, is this a weight loss success?"

A little girl tugged at the headmaster's trouser leg and asked innocently, "Am I malnourished?" I heard on the radio that the children of Daming must not be malnourished, I have to redouble my efforts and eat more bowls of rice! ”

"Noβ€”that's not Uncle Lee, that's ......"

The headmaster covered the little girl's eyes.

He can't sit back and let the top students with the best grades and good looks in school go astray.

Not to mention that his parents will not let him go, even his own conscience will hurt.

"That's not Uncle Lee...... It's ...... It's a new animal introduced by Xinfeng Zoo called an elephant! ”

The principal explained with tears in his eyes.

He felt that his career had come to an end.

Describing the big stall of the East Factory in this way, I may not even be able to see the sun tomorrow.

He raised his head and looked at Wan Sui Ye, considering whether to slip down and kneel down to shout injustice first, but found that Wan Sui Ye also had the same expression of seeing a living ghost.

On the suspension bridge, I saw that Li Chunfa, who was at least 330 pounds taller than before the expedition, was spreading his wings with his hands in the shape of ducklings, maintaining his balance, and running down in small steps.

Fortunately, Dongfang is not happy to hug the ceremony, and Lao Li, as a house slave, is even more unlikely to rush over to hug Zhu Fugui.

Otherwise, the Divine Monarch that Da Ming had been looking forward to for more than two hundred years might have died on the spot.

"Hooray! The old slave wants to kill you! ”

Zhu Fugui looked at Lao Li who was kneeling in front of him with a handful of snot and tears, "Long live the lord, it is so dangerous on the ocean, the old slave is all thanks to the long live lord Hongfu Qitian, this has repeatedly turned the danger into a disaster, the old slave ...... The old slaves are all cleared! ”

Li Chunfa said that he was not talking nonsense.

He weighed 335 pounds when he set out from Penang, and when he arrived at Kodiak Bear Island, he was only 325 pounds.

After resting on the island for the same day, after eating a walrus, Lao Li recovered to 335 pounds.

Then after several days of sailing, he finally returned to Daming and maintained his weight at 330 pounds.

After being silent for a long time, Zhu Fugui patted Lao Li on the shoulder and motioned for him to get up.

"The most important thing is to be happy."

"From now on, you can eat whatever you want, play whatever you want, and don't think too much."

"I have made a lot of money in the Paris bond market this year, so don't worry about making me poor!"

Regarding Lao Li's physical condition, Zhu Fugui gave up treatment.

While comforting Lao Li with a gentle tone, he was already thinking about what kind of wood to use to make an oversized coffin.

"Sure enough, Long Live Lord feels the most sorry for the old slave!"

Lao Li wiped away his tears with a handkerchief, threw them to the rebel Li Fuming on the side, and then couldn't wait to say, "Long live Lord, this time the old slave went to Nanyang to live up to his life and successfully completed the task!" ”

Zhu Fugui nodded: "Oh, I have already heard from Xi Daduhu, and the list of the six members of the leadership team of United Fruit is already being drawn up." ”

"That's not what the old slave said."

Lao Li shook his head and said, "Long live you, don't you want to build a royal zoo in your heart?" Look! ”

Looking along Lao Li's carrot-like index finger, the sailors were carrying down large iron cages one by one.

And inside these iron cages are all kinds of rare and exotic beasts.

In Daming, ether and chloroform for general anesthesia surgeries have become common, and there are stockpiles of these anesthetics on various hospital ships.

However, in the medical rescue in the disaster area, these drugs have been used up almost completely, and there is no reserve for animals at all.

As a result, the beasts in the cage are all awake and extremely irritable.

"Whew~"

A tiger roar pierced the sky, and a colorful Sumatran tiger let out a terrifying roar.

The Sumatran tiger is the smallest tiger subspecies in the world, with an adult male weighing more than 200 catties, and a female even weighing only an adult male, only about 150 catties.

If anyone really wants to fight a tiger with his bare hands, then he is most likely to beat a female Sumatran tiger.

Theoretically, if this tiger is allowed to be crushed by Lao Li Taishan, it is also very likely to be crushed to death.

But......

A tiger is a tiger.

With this tiger roar, Messi lived up to expectations...... Pee......

Zhu Fugui doesn't blame her, after all, he himself wants to go to the toilet with such a loss.

However, the children were more and more excited to see the little brain axe.

The brocade guards hurriedly led them to a distance to ensure safety.

In addition to the 2 Sumatran tigers, 4 Sumatran rhinos and 2 Bornean pygmy elephants were also brought down one after another......

How so......

If the Sumatran tiger is the brother of the tiger, then the Sumatran rhino and the Bornean pygmy elephant are also a group of stinky younger brothers.

The Sumatran rhino weighs only six or seven hundred kilograms, which is about 4 Lao Li.

The Borneo pygmy elephant weighs less than 2 tons, which is about 12.5 li.

Zhu Fugui never expected that my first zoo would pull his crotch like this!

Wait, why say "too"?

Zhu Fugui shook his head, didn't think about it, he could only accept such a setting.

The benchmark animal in the Fengdu Royal Zoo is the younger brother of the younger brother.

Tall and mighty or something, it doesn't exist.

Cute with a little silly is their true face.

However, in the past, these younger brothers at least eat less and have a low cost of raising.

In fact, these animals traveled thousands of miles to Daming, and Zhu Fugui knew that in the process of capturing them, on the journey of transporting them, the number of deaths was definitely much more than what I saw today.

However, Zhu Fugui does not feel guilty, these animals will be endangered species in the future, but now they have sufficient resources.

Tigers and leopards or something, it's still a disaster.

Fengdu has a lot of food anyway, and it is quite cost-effective to raise some exchange cultural values and increase the happiness of the people at the same time.

In fact, Lao Li didn't deliberately choose his younger brother and beast to sacrifice to Long Live Lord.

When passing by Kodiak Island, he planned to catch a Kodiak brown bear bear king that weighed more than 700 kilograms.

However, the bear king was more strong, and he was killed the next day after being caught.

Lao Li could only eat two bear paws with tears, and the other two bear paws were given to the brothers to taste.

In addition to the three benchmark animals of the younger brother tiger, the younger brother rhinoceros and the younger brother elephant, there are also more than 300 orangutans, various monkeys, various deer and other mammals, as well as reptiles.

It is worth mentioning that, unlike the crotch pull of mammals, Lao Li successfully caught a 7-meter-long Burmese python and a 4-meter-long mountain peak in the Malay Peninsula.

Originally, there was a five-meter-long Malayan crocodile, which died of dehydration on the road, and also turned into Lao Li's fat particles.

In short, Lao Li is now Sun Yue + Yu Qianhua.

It is inseparable from small animals, and there is a tendency for Sun Yue to raise elephants.

When Lao Li pulled Zhu Fugui to play with the snake with great interest, Zhu Fugui almost suffered a cardiac arrest and died on the spot.

This is not the pet golden python of later generations, but the original python and the mountain peak, that look, that touch...... Simply so!

Afraid!

Clever!

It turns out that you are such an old Li!

Looking at Lao Li, who pinched the head of the mountain peak and kept it whole, Zhu Fugui finally knew why the Nanyang Chinese were so convinced of Lao Li.

"Long live you! When you were naughty when you were a child, you always liked to go to the back mountains to play, didn't my old slave carry you into the mountains every time? ”

Lao Li said with emotion, "We also have peaks on Yandang Mountain, but they are much smaller than this!" ”

As he spoke, he flicked over the mountain's body and threw it back into the box.

Lao Li was about to take the Long Live Lord to see other beasts again, but at this moment, a sailor hurried over:

"Long live the Lord, Lord Admiral, it's not a good thing! After checking, there are three leopards on our boat, but we can't find them! ”