It can be seen that the Maori brother and the third brother are elderly chess friends, although they are merciless when they fall over-the-shoulder, but they still feel sorry for their brother in their hearts.

The Maori brother eventually threw 10 pounds of the precious cat poop coffee to the third brother, who hid it under the bed as a treasure.

Of course, what you say in your mouth should be fed to the chickens.

The third elder brother was also very enthusiastic to leave Zhu Fugui and others to eat together, and did a little bit of the friendship of the landlord.

said that it was to take three treats, but in fact, Zhu Fugui paid for it.

After all, he is bankrupt, and although he is still trying to maintain the tone of a French emperor on weekdays, he is actually strong on the outside.

For example, the wine drunk at this dinner was Shaoxing rice wine brought by Zhu Fugui.

Pour the orange-yellow Shaoxing rice wine with a delicate glass wine glass, gently shake the goblet professionally with three techniques, sober up and decant the wine, and then stretch out his tongue and roll up a little rice wine to taste it, nodding again and again.

"This is much more delicious and sweet than the red wine of Bordeaux, Your Majesty the Emperor, you are really a person of taste!"

Zhu Fugui opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say that this wine was used for cooking......

However, Zhu Fugui knows that even if he brings a bottle of disinfectant alcohol at this time, he will shout good wine when he takes three.

I was detained in the apartment of Wuguo City for more than half a year, although there was no abuse, but I couldn't drink a drop of wine with the third brother, and I was already crazy.

Previous DNA tests revealed that the object was actually a Germanic through and through.

The Germanic people's thirst for wine is probably second only to that of the Slavs.

In other words, Zhu Fugui felt that he had to go back and tell the cleaning aunt of the apartment, and he must be careful not to leave disinfectant and antifreeze in the apartment.

In case he gets three of them, he'll be as addicted to alcohol as Maozi and drinking these things will be in trouble.

It turns out that in addition to pretending to be the third brother at the beginning and holding a wine glass to taste it carefully, he soon revealed his true nature and began to gurgle and pour wine, not even a peanut to eat.

This made the Maori brother who took a sip of wine and peanuts shook his head again and again, despising the rudeness of this European barbarian.

As for Zhu Fugui......

As we all know, the drink of the Daming State Banquet is Nirvana Cola.

Zhu Datianzi is also the founder of Daming's long-standing cola culture.

So the two little old men drank rice wine and bragged, and Zhu Fugui drank Coke and hiccuped.

The two former leaders of Da Mingzi and Japan and France chatted with each other, and soon they were drunk for three rounds.

I don't know if this Nasan is really drunk or fake, he suddenly hugged the wine bottle and cried.

Tears and snot were left on that small handful of sanitary beards, slimy, and very disgusting.

However, after crying for a long time, no one paid attention to him, so Na San had to control his expression slightly, and then asked in a crying voice: "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, don't you ask why your friend is crying?" ”

Zhu Fugui opened his mouth, took the rice cake handed over and Xiaolan's fingers in his mouth, chirped twice, and then turned his head and tilted his head to look at Na San.

It wasn't until he was hairy that Zhu Fugui said: "Poleon, ......"

"Your Majesty, my name is Napoleon, or you may call me Bonaparte." Nasan said with a sob.

"It's called Polun, it's kind."

Zhu Fugui took another bite of millet cake and said vaguely, "I don't know if you have heard a very famous ancient poem in China, I will read it to you." ”

"When will the spring flowers and the autumn moon end, and how much do you know about the past?"

"The east wind rose again in the small apartment last night, and the old country on that side is unbearable to look back on under the bright moon."

"The once splendid palace should still be there, but the noblewoman inside has changed."

"Ask how much sorrow you have, like a river flowing into the distance."

"Brother Poleon, you said this poem...... Is it well written? ”

Zhu Fugui shook his head and finished reading "Poppy Beauty", and in the end, he had firmly pressed the shoulder of the third brother with one hand.

Although Nasan was a little stupid in the war, he still had political sensitivity, and he instinctively felt that the atmosphere was not right.

Especially Zhu Fugui's ordinary-looking, white and slender palm seemed to be like a dragon's claws, which made him dare not breathe at all.

"Which ...... Which one of the great poets wrote this beautiful poem, Your Majesty...... I heard that there is a great poet named Li Bai in China, was it written by Li Bai? ”

Zhu Fugui shook his head and said, "Brother Maori, you tell San'er about it." ”

"Hey, okay!"

Maori Jingqin, who was originally eating peanuts and watching the play, immediately put his arm around Nasan's shoulder, smiled and said sadly: "The great poet who wrote this poem is neither Li Bai nor Du Fu, but called Li Yu." ”

"Li Yu? Who is Li Yu? Is it okay to go back and ask the administrator to bring me a copy of his anthology? Nasan said weakly,

"Haha, who is Li Yu? Li Yu is your companion with the Third Majesty! ”

Maori Jingqin drank small wine, ate peanuts and broad beans, and vividly told the story of how Zhao Guangyi played with Xiao Zhouhou and how he poisoned Li Yu, the old master of the Southern Tang Dynasty, because of this poem.

"This Li Yu is confused! It's not comparable to Liu Chan back then, people don't think about it, but he thinks about his homeland all day long, don't you say he's looking for death? Giving him poisonous wine is cheap for him, if you want me to say, you should let him cut his stomach first, then Ling Chi, and finally drag it down to feed the dogs, right? Old man? Old folk! ”

"Ahh

The wine glass in his hand slammed on the ground, and the delicious rice wine was spilled on the ground before, but he didn't feel pity at all.

Even Nasan wanted to pick his throat with his hands to induce vomiting.

The Chinese are terrible!

Actually poisoned the imprisoned emperor like us Frenchmen!

"Huh? What's wrong with you? Drunk? ”

"Your Majesty the Emperor...... We Europeans like to induce vomiting to lose weight......"

"Oops, Po Lun, you're naughty again, you're obviously not fat at all, believe me, you're only 0.39 Li, you're too weak!"

As he spoke, Zhu Fugui touched his chin again and said, "Speaking of which, you haven't said why you're crying?" I'm curious! ”

I was scared of all three faces.

Why are you crying?

Of course, I want to pretend to be drunk and lose my temper, revealing that I miss France and want to go back to the country, so as to test your reaction to Zhu Datianzi!

Nasan stammered for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, saying, "It's because of ...... It's because ...... Lisa is pregnant, and I ...... I cried with joy! ”

"Lisa?" Zhu Fugui was stunned, "Aren't all your maids diverted from labor?" ”

"Could it be...... Could it be Aunt Cleaning? You brute, Aunt Wang is 62 years old! ”