Chapter 323 "LSP Magazine is second only to the Bible and the Declaration of Independence!"
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The vast territory of the United States makes the logistics industry extremely developed.
Usually passengers are transported by air, while cargo is transported by trucks......
Relying on a dense network of highways that cover almost the entire territory, the trucking of the United States is fundamentally different from the trucking as Edward understood it in his previous life.
At every turn, it is a double-digit standard container freight truck, which is photographed in a tandem on the highway, and drives towards the destination in a mighty way, this kind of truck is not simply for the sake of prestige and beauty, but can save a lot of fuel, the first truck breaks through the huge air resistance and forms a small air flow at the rear of the car, and the truck fleet following behind can be stained......
The truck drivers' union is not the largest in numbers, not as good as the unions, such as textiles, nurses, and cleaners, but its deterrent power or ability to make trouble far exceeds the latter.
The reason is also simple, the first truck drivers are strong old men, compared with the social average, they are close to the upper limit of male hormone secretion, and the lower limit is attached to the educational background, this kind of person is born with a prickly head, or it is particularly easy to be stimulated as a thorn;
Secondly, he also has a big killing weapon...... Each person has an American tractor, which looks like Optimus Prime is particularly powerful, cough cough, in fact, it is also very easy to use in blocking roads or something...... More immoral usage, so that the engine is always in the starting state, three cars are enough to form a small-scale haze, you must know that at this time there is no environmental protection of the national five national six standards...... The green smoke from a large-displacement diesel engine is enough to drive people crazy.
The big truck didn't come today, after all, Abner lived in a rich area on the outskirts of the city, and the truck couldn't get in.
But......
People can......
And this group of guys, each carrying a huge and heavy 60L volume of hiking bags, and at least one large tote bag in their hands.
Anyway, they are all macho men, and they don't look tired, but they are quite harmonious.
"You, what are you going to do?" The hostess is obviously a little scared, in the face of a muscular man who has never had a good reputation in the dozens, it is normal for her to panic, even if it is in broad daylight, and there is a camera lens next to her.
"Nothing, we have to show our attitude, rest assured, we are law-abiding citizens!" The leader smiled evilly, the tattoos on his face twisted, and his bald head glistening in the sun, and Edward felt panicked.
"Hey, brethren, let's get to work!" He shouted.
Immediately, these dozens of people immediately dispersed and surrounded the two houses.
They put down their huge backpacks, unzipped them, and the camera lens stepped forward......
Edward's face cramps...... The bag is full of "Womanizer" magazine! Stack upon stack, all brand new!
The eldest brother in charge said seriously: "I think the two of them have a misunderstanding of this excellent magazine!" Of course, they don't have the experience of driving for 12 hours straight, losing sleep because of too nervous tension, lying in bed tossing and turning, and only by jerking off to this thing can they relax and unwind! In the eyes of truckers, this thing is nothing more than the Bible and the Declaration of Independence. ”
"Oh God" the host was visibly frightened.
Of course, the Bible and the Declaration of Independence combined don't get as many pages as this thing! And you can't shoot on it either. God, I'm just telling the truth, have mercy on your child! ”
After the eldest brother finished speaking, the other big men around him let out earth-shattering laughter.
And then......
For a while, in the backyard, between the lawns, on the roof, and under the porch, there were magazines flying everywhere, and under the sunlight, the women on the fruit bodies on them put on all kinds of charming and moving postures......
"Alright, brethren, here we go! I'll have to work and drive in a while! The eldest brother shouted, and these people immediately began to retreat.
But he turned back to the host and said, "Hey, girl, can you give me your phone number?" ”
"Sorry...... I'm at work," the moderator stammered
"Hey, don't do that, I just wanted to treat you to a drink. You can look up my resume, I am a good Boy Scout soldier and a good citizen of the community. Well, give me your phone number, and I'll tell you a secret, or rather, the next plan of action......"
"What's next?" The female reporter stammered and asked
"Of course, we are simple men, these two bastards want to destroy our spiritual home, you see, the few who walked on the left, all came back from Vietnam and North Korea, understand? They are all people who have shed blood for the United States, and they have not been lying on military medals and stretching out their hands to ask for this and that, but they have chosen to be truck drivers, engaged in this hard business, and as I said earlier, we can't do without "Womanizer" for our tired nights. So, you have to impress these two bastards! Honestly, if I hadn't been sane, I'd have driven up in a dump car and dumped 10 tons of magazines on the lawn of these two bastards......"
"Okay" The female reporter was also open-minded, tearing a note from the interview book and writing the phone number, "Here you go, if the time is right, I don't mind having a drink with you......"
"Haha, that's a pleasure! Our next step is that tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, there will be different brothers every day, come and invite these two bastards to read the magazine! ”
"Today it's LSP, tomorrow it's Loft, the day after tomorrow it's Playboy, in short, we're going to turn this place into a de facto ocean of pornographic magazines! If I could, I would have jerked off to them a few times, which would definitely make them envious, of course you can't shoot this, we are law-abiding citizens. By the way, you gave me the inspiration, tomorrow we will touch the front and back covers of the magazine with super glue and throw them away! We want to fill these big gardens with the people's favorites! Goodbye, my beauty! “
Edward was dumbfounded, and muttered to himself for a long time, "Larry, this bastard, if he goes to art, then Andy Warhol and Borat will not be able to get ahead...... This bastard is the Picasso of porn......"
The truckers' union must have been at the behest of Larry Flint, otherwise they wouldn't have bought so many magazines, wouldn't they?
And from beginning to end, Abner and Cornell didn't even dare to open the door......
As for whether it will continue tomorrow?
Most not, there will be "big shots", such as an assistant to a New York City senator who will persuade the president of the truckers' union to "restrain his subordinates", and what has happened will be forgotten, but it is better not to happen again in the future, "after all, to maintain the dignity of the community", and "Abner and Cornell are also businessmen".
And the president of the truckers' union as a working class, uh, not right...... It should be the representative of the worker-thief class, and it is natural to be as good as a stream.
First, you can sell the other party's face, and secondly, you can show the other party your control over your subordinates: "Look, if you don't go, you won't go, how powerful is our trade union?" In the next election, is the turnout guaranteed? Can I fully control such a powerful ticket position? So, can we talk about buying and selling? ”
To each his own, he only suffered Abner and Cornell......
In a sort of social death, the home of a dignified federal law enforcer was attacked by a pornographic magazine......
It is foreseeable that in at least five years, these two guys will not expect to receive a big case, and even say that the road to promotion is over......
For them, the best way is to report to the higher authorities and leave the north and go to the southern states, and maybe they can absorb a lot of sympathy points, otherwise...... Hehe......
Muttering about turning off the TV, someone was in the bathroom looking into the mirror, "No, I can't have more contact with this bastard, I think the black lines on my forehead are almost gone, and why do I think the walls of the room are all black lines, Larry Flint is simply poisonous!" ”
"I've been in contact with this bastard for a long time, and I've been infected myself......"
"God, save me, no, save that bastard, let him get rid of you sooner, my nerves can't stand such a toss......"