According to the program, the next step is more than two to three hours of theatrical performances.

This is a key project that the Ministry of Rites has been preparing for nearly a decade.

Some of the items are reserved items at the Spring Festival Gala over the years.

It was chosen by the common people and with their voices.

For example, the Eighteen Oceans Motorcycle Ride is such a classic repertoire.

Don't think it's a funny show.

It is true that in later generations, when the third brother performed this project, he let the donkey cover his eyes, make Pujin frown, and let the majority of Chinese netizens eat melons and laugh out of their teeth.

But in fact, in the nineteenth century, and even in the first half of the twentieth century, motorcycle skills showed a powerful practical function, which can be said to be a symbol of a country's national strength.

Since the beginning of the American Civil War, due to the development of telegraph technology, the value of battlefield instant communication has been paid more and more attention by military experts from all over the world.

In the Franco-Prussian War, the importance and actual combat value of information warfare reached new heights.

But even with the telegraph and the regimental radio station, if you want to convey orders to the combat company, you still have to solve the problem of the last mile.

As a result, countries have formed signal troops.

The main work of the signal unit is to provide communication and information support for the army on the battlefield, and in the era when electronic equipment was not developed, this kind of transmission work required soldiers to shuttle back and forth in the rain of bullets and bullets on motorcycles to complete the transmission of information.

This is the origin of the motorcycle phalanx of the third brother in later generations.

In this era, the motorcycle communication corps is a unique branch of the Ming Dynasty, a symbol of military motorization and mechanization, and a demonstration of industrial strength.

In fact, the ace riders of the signal force of the Ming Royal Army caused cheers from the audience as soon as they appeared.

The decibel of the voice was second only to the cheers of His Majesty Zhu Fugui when he gave his speech.

Not only the people of the Ming Dynasty never get tired of looking at it, but also the visiting foreigners also saw the Oriental scenery and shouted "Ah sister thief", "Angbi Li Wobo!!

Old Churchill even stood up, staring at Daming's motorcycle phalanx, snorting his cigar vigorously, his surprise overflowing.

The camera of the Ministry of Rites happened to turn the camera around.

And just then, old Churchill shuddered, and the cigar fell out of his mouth.

He hurriedly caught it with his hand, then stuffed it into his mouth without looking, and then let out a scream like a pig.

There is the old hill first, and then there is the sky, and the reverse smoking day is immortal.

This classic scene of smoking cigars, coupled with his fat and sanctimonious appearance, has been forever engraved by Da Ming's lens and has become an eternal classic.

In fact, it is not to blame the old Churchill for his gaffe.

The British government and the royal family sent him to the Ming Dynasty, mainly because the Duke of Marlborough was a nobleman of sufficient weight, but not too heavy, so that the world felt that the great British Empire was a decent choice to flatter a group of yellow-skinned barbarians and Oriental nouveau riche.

But in addition, the elder Churchill had served in the Royal Army and paddled for two years in the African colonies of Egypt, so he had a certain military literacy, which was also an important consideration for the British government when selecting people.

So the elder Churchill could see at a glance that these Ming motorcycle riders had a significant influence on the battlefield.

In particular, their uniform clothing and unified helmets give people a sense of oppression.

Old Churchill had already asked the interpreter on the side.

The word "Meituan" is written on the back of these performers.

This oddly pronounced word means "legion of the Americas."

It is said that the Olympics will not be politicized, but the first performance item of the opening ceremony, the tyrant of the Ming Empire showed his fox tail!

Of course, in addition to the emotions of horror and anger, there was also a voice that lingered in the heart of old Churchill.

That is: so powerful, so wanted!

This can be regarded as a favorite in the blood, after all, the British are the motorcycle jugglers in history.

Of course, the German three might as well let more, and the Austrian painter even arranged a motorcycle performance at the opening ceremony of the Berlin Olympics in 1936!

Zhu Fugui said that in this wave, he is not imitating the uncompetitive Ah San, but he is imitating the juggling of the stick.

Although it is not a good name in later generations, Jingde is always slightly more reliable than Jingyin, and it will not be at the bottom of the pit in the Internet contempt circle, and whoever sees it will be.

Over time, it stinks.

The German stick generally spits and then goes.

There's no need to go that far.

What's more, it's 1869, and it's not a shame to learn the three virtues!

In this way, this performance, which Zhu Fugui prepared for the same consideration as the Austrian painters, was full of political warnings and military demonstrations, and ended with the cheers of the Chinese and foreign audiences.

After all, they don't think so much, they only know that this motorcycle stacked Arhat is really good-looking, really cowhide!

The Ottoman "caliph" Abdul, who was sitting on Zhu Fugui's left, also thought the same way.

The difference is that ordinary viewers will only say "the tuck", while His Majesty Abdul will burp and ask, "How much is this, can you give me some of it?" ”

Anyone who has been in contact with and is familiar with Zhu Fugui knows that this tyrant in Western propaganda has always been very kind.

This is really not a hypocritical political show, but has something to do with my personality.

To put it simply, Zhu Fugui's personality is somewhat like Allende and Su Xunzong.

In the words of the Russian writer Mretsin: "Throughout his life, Brezhnev practiced one principle, to live for himself and for others to live." ”

Only some people say that Xunzong is a dish, but no one has ever said that Xunzong is bad.

Fortunately, although Zhu Fugui may be better than Xunzong, he has a plug-in and has some confidence to do a better job than Xunzong in raising dogs.

Anyway, as far as he can, Zhu Fugui is very generous to his allies and younger brothers.

Of course, for loyal younger brothers, such as Zuo Chu, Ming Liangzong's love is like the release of water from the Three Gorges.

But for Abdulma, who has only drunk a few fermented grape juice and has a friendship, Ming Liangzong's love is probably similar to Lao Li's peeing.

However, there is no reason to refuse the motorcycle performance team.

Zhu Fugui immediately typeset, Brother Abdul will punish himself with three cups of juice after a while, and I will wrap thirty motorcycles in oiled paper for you and take them back.

If you need to train jugglers, you can also keep people in Daming, free training, and take care of your own accommodation.

In this regard, Abdul warmly hugged Zhu Fugui, and wanted to kiss him with him in accordance with the custom of Arab (Turkey is not Arab) men to express his gratitude.

Fortunately, Zhu Fugui was short, Abdul hugged the old Eunuch Li who happened to come over, and then held his head and gnawed violently, muttering in his mouth: "Dear Zhu, your skin is really good!" ”

As a result, Lao Li Ti slipped up and was taken to the health room to sober up.

Zhu Fugui couldn't help but sigh.

It seems that his ally is really unreliable.

It is no wonder that in history, Abdul Sultan was sent to see Maimaiti by the Sultan Janissaries because of his extravagance, promotion of civilization, and repeated offenses.

But that was many years later.

This time, if he can win the War of the Three Emperors, this old man's small life may be able to live longer.

If there is no improvement, for the sake of the friendship of drinking fermented grape juice together, Ming Liangzong will always leave an apartment for an old friend in the Wuguo City community.