Zhu Fugui laughed at William very beautifully, but soon, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Because in the battle between Ming and Ying in the afternoon, the Ming men's football team was also in trouble.

Originally, Zhu Fugui thought that the Daming men's football team had been out of production for more than half a year, and the amateur football team against the British should be at hand.

However, this is not the case.

History changes.

Historically, eighteenth-century English footballers did play part-time as workers, barbers, postmen, and the like.

But as Zhu Fugui secretly continued to add private goods to football, the process of politicization of football was greatly accelerated unconsciously.

This time, players from many European teams also underwent secret training with the support of their respective royal families.

In the battle between Germany and France in the morning, Zhu Fugui felt that the level of the German team and the French team seemed to be unusually high.

At the time, I thought it was just an illusion, but now that I think about it, both the Germans and France have sent semi-professional players who are out of production.

This made Zhu Fugui angry.

It's like pretending to be giggling in school and has no intention of studying, but in fact, the top student who reads at home every night with the lights and nights, thought that he could be a blockbuster in the final exam, but it turned out that his classmates were all old yin and yin people!

Zhu Fugui suddenly understood why Brother William was so angry that he smashed the ashtray in the morning.

It turns out that he is also a yin and yang person!

With this group of yin and yang people, how can you do good football!

Zhu Fugui watched the Daming men's football team and the British men's football team fall into a stalemate in the first half, and the two sides did not form a chance to score for 45 minutes, and once had the idea of sending them to Alaska to make an igloo for the polar bear baby.

It is true that in the future, if the Chinese men's football team can play a blank draw with the England team in the first half of the World Cup, it will already be a proud record that can be bragged about for a lifetime, but for Daming, this is far from enough.

The entire 20,000 Daming fans who came to cheer were all eager for a victory.

In the second half, the audience resounded wave after wave of shouts and cheers.

There were even a few Daming fans who clashed with a group of British fans.

Before Jin Yiwei drew his mental infusion rod and was too late, a few grumpy old men had already clapped their hands and kept them humble in a way that the British could understand.

This scene made Brother Abdul, who was watching the game together, very puzzling.

He felt that the people of the Ming Dynasty seemed to be a little irritable.

Although he didn't say it explicitly, Zhu Fugui read it from his eyes, and he seemed to be saying, "Sure enough, the tyrant's subjects are also thugs...... ZZ is above, compared to Zhu, I am really a moderate caliph, and our country is also a moderate MSL! ”

Zhu Fugui spread his hands, saying that he could not do anything.

Truth be told, it's basically impossible to keep the fans calm.

The little white-collar workers who are polite and polite on weekdays can easily become thugs in suits in that atmosphere.

At least the Daming football hooligans beat the British football hooligans, and it was the British who were shouting "Chao Nima" and "Niang Xipi", not the Chinese shouting "Fake Squid", which made Zhu Fugui very pleased.

At least this time, the British still understood the truth of following the local customs.

This is why the whole world is speaking Chinese, and His Majesty Zhu's words are becoming more and more international.

Of course, Mingfang fans who beat people should be fined 5 yuan or 5 yuan, and they should be volunteers for 3 hours or they should be volunteers for 3 hours.

(5 Ming Yuan is a lot, equivalent to 1200 yuan, slightly less than half a month's salary of a Ming worker)

But that's for later.

In short, as the game time ran out little by little, the smell of gunpowder in the stadium became stronger and stronger.

Not only are the fans of both sides trash-talking to each other under the watchful eye of the Jinyiwei, but the players on the pitch are also getting bigger and bigger.

Finally, after a British player maliciously slid and tackled the Ming striker Chu Dapeng, the whole martial arts was staged.

First, Chu Dapeng fell to the ground in pain, covering his ankles with a hideous face.

The referee from Hungary, a third party, showed a cowardly and unprofessional side at this time.

He did not stop the deterioration of the situation in the first place.

Eventually, the Ming and British players moved from pushing and shoving to mixed martial arts.

Xiao Gao, who had patted his chest in front of Zhu Fugui to ensure that he completed the task, picked up two folding stools from the coach's seat and took the lead in the charge.

Zhu Fugui even suspected that he was not Gao Yu's descendant at all, but Li Kui's descendant.

The two folding stools danced vigorously, beating the British with their heads in their hands.

Among them, there is also Zhu Fugui's own family, a player named Juba, who has an iron fist that is extremely cruel.

Those British who put on a boxing posture and seemed to be full of martial virtues were knocked to the ground by punching one by one.

After a short exchange of beatings, the scene quickly turned into a scene of Ming players chasing the British all over the field.

There were even a few Britons who got into the fishtail skirt of the brocade guard flying fish suit to leave half a life.

In the end, under Zhu Fugui's stunned expression, all members of the Daming men's football team and the British men's football team were all punished and disqualified from the game.

The Ming men's football team, which had high hopes, stopped in the quarterfinals at the first Olympic Games.

……

How to say it.

There are no winners in the game.

But the fight was won.

It was the British who won.

Zhu Fugui could only spread his hands to Abdul and said: "Believe it or not, the Ming Dynasty has been a peace-loving country since ancient times, the Chinese nation is a peace-loving nation, and the 30 million square kilometers of land in the Ming Dynasty were all obtained by us through peaceful methods." ”

"I understand, I understand, you said it!"

Abdul raised the glass of fermented grape juice, "Peace, peace of the mother!" Just as peaceful as we are! ”

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Zhu Fugui has no intention of punishing the players, but criticism and education within the Sports Bureau of the Ministry of Rites are inevitable.

Fortunately, the British were killed together, and the plan made at the beginning of the year was completed - the gold medal can make Yingyi die.

Zhu Fugui originally thought that the Daming football team fighting with the British in front of 20,000 Daming viewers and 10,000 foreign viewers would cause public opinion that was unfavorable to Daming.

But the results showed that no one seemed to be dissatisfied with the result, except for the British, who lost the fight.

Even the talent discovered by Jaco, the president of the LGBT movement in the United States of America, Mr. Peteao Gavloche, published an article in the Richmond Cotton Journal:

[The reason behind this scene on the green field is heartwarming-on the brotherhood and cooperative spirit of helping each other between Daming football players]

In fact, not only this article, but also a large number of Ming newspapers in Europe, led by the "Neue Berliner Zeitung", have published many articles one after another.

"Rational Look", "The Fair Ming", "On the Gap", "Recognition to Catch Up", "Independent Thinking", "Criticism and Praise", "The Rude British", "The European Set Has Failed", ......

In order to match the show, Zhu Fugui also came to the hospital in person, visited the injured British player, and instructed the doctor to use the maximum dose of hormones to ensure that our British friends recover as soon as possible.

Zhu Fugui, holding a large pot of french fries with fried fish, cordially visited the British players who were tied up as mummies and could not speak, and the photos were quickly published in newspapers all over Europe.

This made the British have no excuse to play on the topic.

After all, you see, how happy the British lads are laughing when their mouths are stuffed with fried fish!

And in less than a week, they have visibly gained a lot of weight with the naked eye, which shows the sincerity and kindness of the Ming government.

When visiting the injured British player, Zhu Fugui found that there was a red-haired young man who was very peculiar.

Because the rest of the Britons were all tied up and mummified, only this guy was only slightly injured, and it was good to have a band-aid.

This shows that this kid either has an explosive agility attribute, or he slipped away as soon as he started fighting, and he has no loyalty to the UK at all.

Combined with his red hair and green hat, Zhu Fugui felt that he had almost guessed his national identity.

In the most authentic Irish Gaelic language, Zhu Fugui asked, "Young man, what's your name?" ”