Chapter 595 - Take care of the pigeons

Below, "Voice of Daming" will connect with a special guest to talk about the unknown side of the Olympic Games.

This distinguished guest is the secretary of the Criminal Department of our dynasty, a member of the group of "Da Ming Law and General Principles of Civil Law", and the book of Yan Yan.

In order to make it easier for the native speaker of the Cinglais to understand, we will translate the content of Iwashoshu's conversation throughout the ......"

On the radio, "The Voice of Daming" continued to broadcast.

The Criminal Department Shangshu, in Downey's understanding, is roughly equivalent to the Minister of Justice of the British Empire, and is a very powerful figure.

Being able to hear such a big man speak through the airwaves made Donnie feel very new.

It's much more vivid than the cold words in a newspaper.

The host of the radio station had a few words with the Minister of Justice in Daming.

Downey couldn't understand a word.

Downey was a well-limbed farmer who occasionally worked part-time to steal and was selected by the Dublin Warden to report to the warden of Dublin, eventually breaking through the ranks to become a professional footballer, with limited talent in cultural knowledge and language learning.

In just two months, it was impossible for him to learn Da Ming no matter what.

Fortunately, another host, Liana, quickly translated the words of the Minister of Justice in English.

"The Voice of Daming" has many programs to promote Daming Yayan, but in view of the current actual situation, the programs of Radio Europe are still mainly in English, French, and German.

Listening to the hostess's New York accent, Downey didn't find it ridiculous for the first time.

It may sound strange for an Irishman to laugh at an American's English accent, but in Europe, the notion that American English = equals hillbilly is deeply rooted.

Downey used to think so, too.

But now, he doesn't think so.

He didn't realize that he had subtly taken the Ansar pronunciation of London and Oxford, and the Latin dialect of Paris as elegant, but he had long forgotten the Gaelic language of his ancestors.

It was the great Ming Emperor who woke himself up.

So, there is nothing inferior in American English, because British English is already the lowest.

According to the statistics of the relevant departments and bureaus of the Criminal Department, in the three months of the recent Olympic period, the Daming Criminal Department handled a total of 7,097 non-criminal cases of foreigners, and the amount of fines and confiscations exceeded 1.375 million yuan.

Among them, there were 4,426 cases involving littering, spitting, and indiscriminate defecation.

It accounted for 62.4 per cent of the total number of cases.

The people involved are mainly Europa and Tianzhu.

In the face of complaints from the public, we have urgently installed a number of English signs in major tourist attractions to remind foreign tourists to respect the local customs of Daming people who love cleanliness and pay attention to hygiene, so as to travel in a civilized and standardized manner.

In addition, special service workers do not register in accordance with the regulations and do not provide services in a limited area; harm the pigeons representing peace in the square, and use the pigeons to make soup, frying, and braising them; not following the traffic lights to cross the road; Loud noise......

All these uncivilized behaviors have brought a lot of trouble to local public order.

Although none of these acts touched the "Daming Law and Criminal Law", they are still the illegal acts that our ministry focuses on cracking down.

It is worth mentioning that although there is no criminal law involved, there are still dozens of foreign tourists who are punished with hard labor for injuring pigeons.

For example, under the An Act concerning Swans, all swans in the UK's public waters belonged to Queen Victoria.

Every year in the third week of July, from Monday to Friday, the Queen's Swan Marker and the Royal Swan Warden, who counts the swans for the Queen, give a physical examination of the swans.

Intentionally killing a swan is punishable by a sentence of 6 months in prison and a fine of £50.

In the same way, the pigeons in the public places of the Ming Dynasty, especially the passenger pigeons, belong to the sons of the Ming Dynasty and enjoy a high status.

No one is allowed to threaten, injure or even abuse the pigeons in any way or by any means.

Otherwise, it will also hurt the feelings of the people of Daming and will be severely punished.

I would like you to know this......"

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Downey felt ashamed, ashamed to be a Europa.

On more than one occasion in the Olympic Village, he saw people trading with prostitutes in various places, such as the shade of trees and toilets, like a male dog in heat.

As for traffic lights, Downey didn't do that in Dublin.

In Daming, he was injected with spirit by the spirit injection stick because he ran a red light.

And when traveling in Daming, I developed a good habit of waiting for the green light.

Back in England, Downey almost couldn't cross the road because of it.

Not a single driver stopped to let him pass, and the passers-by looked at him stupidly.

"Ugly English crossing!"

Donnie snorted disdainfully, then drank the tea, chewing and swallowing the tea leaves.

This is the taste of civilization.

It tastes great!

"Master, you're back!"

At this moment, the elusive maid suddenly appeared at the gate.

The door opened, and a man walked in with an umbrella.

Donnie saw that he was wearing special clothes, wearing a turban on his head that was completely different from that of Sikhs and Arabs, and holding a special umbrella in his hand.

None of these things are luxurious, but they are beautiful.

It's as elegant as jasmine.

If there are Chinese here, they will definitely recognize that Gu Hongming is wearing a Confucian shirt, and he is wearing a set of cranes that Song Dynasty readers love to wear, and he is wearing a ducktail scarf, also called Xu Xian scarf.

With the oil-paper umbrella in his hand and the drizzle outside, there was really a little bit of Xu Xian's bookishness.

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Although this Mr. Gu looked very young, Donnie didn't dare to slack off, and quickly stood up:

"Hello, DR. KU!"

Who knows, Gu Hongming didn't answer his words at all, sat on the chair by himself, and let the maid wipe the water stains on his clothes.

"Crazy birth" Gu Hongming, although he has no long braid at the back of his head in this life, his arrogant temper has not changed in the slightest.

From beginning to end, he didn't even look at Donnie.

This left Donnie confused.

What's going on with Mr. Koo?

If you don't want to see yourself, why do you want to ask the maid to open the door and serve tea to you?

If you want to see yourself, why are you so snub to yourself and don't say a word?

Donnie stood awkwardly in place, neither to go nor to stay.

Just when he was at a loss and wanted to leave first and come back next time, Gu Hongming drank the warm-up tea and sighed.

Then he said in pure Gaelic language: "Young man, you have forgotten your own language, and what do you want me to help you?" ”

Crash!

At this time, lightning and thunder roared outside the house.

The flash of lightning turned Donnie's face pale.

Gaelic again, Gaelic again!

The Ming Emperor spoke pure and fluent Gaelic language.

Mr. Ku also speaks pure and fluent Gaelic language.

Downey looked at himself in the mirror.

Who exactly are the Celts?