"The coal mountain crooked neck tree hangs white silk, I want it, and I want to twist the bowstring on the grate slope, I can't have both, it's difficult, it's really difficult!"

Prince Sotna's hair was gray, so he had to use urine to escape and go to Li Hongzhang to discuss.

Because he felt that Li Hongzhang, as a southerner, was wilted and wilted, and he was more able to speculate on his intentions, which was not what he was good at as a Mongolian.

After looking for the day, I finally found Li Hongzhang in Prince Gong's mansion.

At this time, he was nodding and accompanying a group of brocade guards to inspect Yixun's family property.

This group of brocade guards are dressed very specially, in addition to the regular flying fish suits and Xiuchun knives, they also have a beautiful bird feather on their heads.

This is the factory guard known as the factory guard, the son of heaven in the army, and the red woodpecker.

The city of Beijing, the capital of China for 500 years, has accumulated huge wealth, including countless gold and silver cultural relics.

Especially these royal princes, which one is not a rich country, and which one is not rotten.

Naturally, this money has to be handed over to the state treasury.

Therefore, the Ming side sent the most reliable team to carry it out.

currently in Beiping Mansion, one is Li Hongzhang and the other is Feng Guozhang......

Needless to say, the former is the prime minister of Hefei, who is thin and famous.

Although Xiao Feng is now a hot-blooded young man who lives up to his youth, he has gone behind enemy lines for the rejuvenation of China.

But Zhu Fugui was still a little worried about him.

After all, this guy has also had a joke in history about "the prime minister is logging in Donglin, and the president is selling fish in the South China Sea", and his financial ethics are worrying.

It's not that your rich uncle doesn't believe you!

It's Zhangzi, you can't grasp it!

Regarding the matter of raiding the house, Zhu Fugui is serious.

Historically, the Hunan army entered Tianjing, and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom plundered Jiangnan for ten years, accumulating tens of millions of taels of silver, and the Manchu court did not see a penny.

This kind of thing can't happen to Daming.

But well......

When the water is clear, there is no fish, and it is unreasonable for the Tang and Mongolian coalition forces to work hard for a long time without sharing profits.

Thirty percent of wealth, as long as the base is large enough, is also a suffocating number.

However, the gold, silver and jewelry seized from the six mansions of the devil were worth only 1.7 million taels.

This made Li Hongzhang and Lord Li call it impossible!

Now, the chef of Feng Ji's roast duck has been taking the devil into the small black house for half an hour.

The screams coming from inside were getting weaker and weaker.

When Sotner arrived, it was just when Xiao Feng came out with a group of duck masters.

Li Hongzhang hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Feng Baihu, can you recruit the devil?" This person is the sixth brother of Xianfeng, and he has been scheming since he was a child, don't trust him easily! If he only has 1.7 million two family wealth, the old man will recognize him as the first Qingtian master of the pseudo-Qing Dynasty! ”

A chubby piece duck master shook his head and said: "Lord Li, don't worry, our methods are professional, for a whole hour, people are still slightly injured, but they are definitely recruited." ”

Xiao Feng took out a knife bill and sighed: "This dog's devil six, he actually deposited all the gold in HSBC, I'm afraid it would have been shipped to London by now, and it would have been taken by the old witch to pad his ass!" ”

"Shameless! What a shame on you! ”

Li Hongzhang rushed in and slapped his ears at the old boss, "Why did you go to deposit HSBC, you really don't want to lose face, the old man's net worth is all stored in Daming Shenzhou Bank, you old dog, no wonder Daoguang said that you are only clever, you have no great wisdom, and you will not pass on the position to you!" ”

Li Hongzhang was really angry.

What is the difference between HSBC passbooks and waste paper?

His own 1.5 ingredient run was so vainly voted by the British!

This is not the most critical, His Majesty Zhu Fugui, who is great, benevolent, and consistently correct, hinted to himself several times that he wanted to get a little more gold for him, and the result was good, and the first transaction was broken, which gave him the face to see Long Live Lord?

Not an inch of the skin on Yixun's body is good, and he has long lost the strength to fight back.

Li Hongzhang came from it with sadness, and suddenly thought of something.

He opened Yixun's mouth, "Sure enough, it's still there, the old man remembers, Prince Gong, you have three gold teeth in your mouth!" ”

If there is gold, it is Prince Gong, and if there is no gold, it is the devil six.

Li Hongzhang took matters into his own hands, broke off the three gold teeth, and then happily sent them to the red woodpecker and registered them on the scales.

This event was called "the 'bloody gold' of the tyrant" by later generations of Ansa scholars, and they attempted to make a movie.

After washing Prince Gong's mansion in blood, Li Hongzhang passed Li Zicheng's addiction, and then noticed that Prince Sotna had been waiting for a long time.

And the look in his eyes is a little wrong.

After coughing dryly twice, Li Hongzhang regained his usual elegance and asked, "Aren't you in charge of the Forbidden City, Lord Wang?" Why, it's over so soon? ”

"Even if there is a little Buddha to help, packing the Forbidden City is also an extremely cumbersome matter, long live the meaning of the Lord is that the antiques are placed in situ and taken care of by the Jinyi Guard, and the museum will be established in the future, and the gold, silver and jewelry will be sent to Fengdu."

Sotner sighed, "What this king is entangled with is how to clear the law of the Qing monarch......

Soltner told the story as it was.

Li Hongzhang touched his beard, paced back and forth for a few steps, and said: "Brother Suo, in the opinion of a foolish brother, it is better to use a bowstring, you see, when Emperor Chongzhen was self-hanging, it was Li ...... Is that...... In short, it has little to do with the puppet Qing Dynasty, and Emperor Yongli was hanged with a bow by the great traitor Wu Sangui......"

Pointing to the newly cut rich head on Sotner's head, Li Hongzhang said again: "Wu Sangui you know, he is a prince, and you are also a prince; He is the chief soldier of Shanhaiguan, and you are also the chief soldier of Shanhaiguan; He shaves his hair easily, and you shave your hair easily......"

"Foolish brother understands!"

Sotner took out the bowstring, stroked his palms and laughed, "Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years, and the foolish brother will go and help the little emperor be decent!" ”

Looking at the back of Sotna hurrying away, Li Hongzhang breathed a long sigh of relief and muttered: "This is great, he will be liquidated in the future, and what I think of is that you have been raped by Sotna, not my surname Li." But ......"

Li Hongzhang turned his head, looked at Yixun, whose mouth was full of blood, shook his head and said: "Lord Gong, you and I have known each other once, and we have also seen the prosperous scenery together, so let's remember the old love today, and help you go back!" ”

Let's say, Li Hongzhang asked the relevant leaders of Jinyiwei, and ordered Liu Ming to bring a jar of good wine and a good knife.

"You...... What are you doing! ”

Devil Six looked at Li Hongzhang who came with a knife, and struggled in panic, "You...... Don't come here! ”

"Yixin! You're so confused! ”

Li Hongzhang said angrily, "If your gold is still there, maybe you can still keep a whole corpse, but you just shot it, and now you have stored the gold in HSBC Yingxing, do you still think you can escape Ling Chi?" ”

"It's not...... This king has been stabbed more than 300 times, isn't it Ling Chi......"

Devil Six shouted in horror, "This king has sent money to your Huai army, this king has given you Huai army to shelter the wind, this king has also sent warships to Daming, this king wants to see Zhu Fugui, this king wants to see Long live the lord!" ”

"Ahh The old man remembers the old love and gives you pleasure, I advise you not to know what to do! ”

After that, Li Hongzhang grabbed the braid of Devil Six, and raised the machete, "Borrow your dog's head to go to the coal mountain and worship the old uncle for Long Live Lord, this is Li's business!" ”

After saying that, the knife fell in his hand, and blood splashed Li Hongzhang's face.

He took out a handkerchief, wiped his face, and threw his head to Liu Mingchuan, preparing to go to the coal mountain to mourn Emperor Chongzhen before sunset.

Li Hongzhang knew that Long Live Lord had mourned Ming Taizu, Zhu Biao, and the Yellow Emperor's Mausoleum, but Chongzhen, I'm afraid he might not have personally mourned.

There is too much difference in grade, too much difference in pattern.

Square peg.

It's better to do it yourself.

Presumably, Lord Banzai will also appreciate it.

How else to say it, licking the way, what about Sott's unattainable back?

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Li Hongzhang was refreshed, and the masters of the ducks were depressed.

After two or three years of exercising in the kitchen, the result is that the object of practical operation is not good.

Li Hongzhang hugged his fists and said: "Heroes, don't worry, look over there!" ”

Following Li Hongzhang's gaze and looking into the corner of the courtyard, he saw a group of foreigners huddled together, trembling.

"Long live the Lord is a benevolent king, on the grounds that Jianzhou is a rebellion of the Ming Dynasty and a citizen, unless he defects to the foreign and betrays the country, the crime is extremely evil, and he does not need to be punished by Ling Chi, but the foreigners are different, these are the officials of the British Pseudo-Qing Dynasty, assisting the Pseudo-Qing Dynasty, and the evidence of resisting the heavenly soldiers is conclusive, the facts are clear, and the law should be - chop!"

After a pause, Li Hongzhang said again, "Oh, by the way, that fat translator also defected to the foreign country and committed treason, let's do it together!" ”