"By the way, Li Banban......"

Zhu Fugui asked curiously, "Speaking of which, I have always seen you exercising recently, I remember that you used to practice once a week, but now you practice every day, why is this?" ”

Speaking of this, Old Eunuch Li's face fell, "Long live the old man...... Old Slave ...... Old Slave ...... The old slave will disgrace you...... A few days ago, the old slave wrestled with Ba Song and compared his appetite...... The old slave lost...... Completely lost...... The old slave is unwilling to ......"

Zhu Fugui was shocked.

Pa Song sounds like a Siamese name.

The little Siam actually Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and there is a more majestic wrestler than Li Companion!

Although he thought it was incredible, Zhu Fugui still comforted Lao Li, he was almost sixty years old, so don't be so competitive.

Let Li Fuming marry a daughter-in-law as soon as possible, give birth to a grandson for you, and let you make fun of your grandson.

Lao Li listened and nodded again and again.

He also said that it was good to have grandchildren.

If the son is not useful, the grandson can directly cut the chicken and send it to the palace to serve the long live master.

In this regard, Zhu Fugui sternly warned Li Banban.

It is illegal to cut people's cocks in Daming, and tell him not to come nonsense.

Back then, Li Hongzhang's guy casually cut off the little finch of a foreign ghost doll with nail scissors, which led to a tragedy.

That little baby named Winston Lacks Gil will inevitably go down in history.

Because theoretically, when he became a eunuch, Tongzhi was still alive, and the pseudo-Qing was not dead.

So he is the last eunuch of the puppet Qing Dynasty.

The photo of his lower body with a mosaic will definitely appear in future history textbooks as a kind of evidence of the tragic cannibalism of people in the old society.

A guy like Lao Li with outdated ideas is full of the immutability of the ancestral law.

Lao Li muttered, "Doesn't Grandpa Taizu also use eunuchs" and something like that, and left reluctantly.

Zhu Fugui thought about it, and for the sake of insurance, he was still going to go back and write a letter to Li Fuming.

If you really give birth to a son, you must go to jail, and don't give the child a chance to get started with his grandfather.

You can't grasp it, and you can't stop it.

·

Being on the front enemy front, Zhu Fugui's breakfast is naturally very simple.

Four fried eggs, a carton of milk, six hot big siu mai, and a simple breakfast is over.

Routinely, after breakfast, it was time for Jin Yiwei to command Yin Weasel to report on his work.

Later, the Medi Intelligence Agency conducted regular intelligence briefings on incumbent and newly elected presidents, known as the Presidential Daily Briefing.

The briefing prepared by Jin Yiwei to the Son of Heaven was of the same nature, its content was very concise, but it was very important.

For example, the Mon in southern Myanmar and the Shan in the north raised the banner of welcoming the Ming Dynasty and overthrowing the Burmese and the tyranny of the Yingyi, and launched a large-scale uprising.

And that's a no-brainer.

The Mon people are an ancient ethnic group in southern Myanmar, who have established several dynasties and are one of the three Xuan and six consolations canonized by the Ming Dynasty, and were later conquered by Burma.

The Shan people are actually the Tai people, and the word "Shan" and the Siamese word "Siam" are actually the transliterations of the Sanskrit word "siam".

Historically, Siam changed the name of the country in an attempt to develop Great Tai nationalism, including the Shan.

Of course, this kind of plot will not succeed, and even the Shan themselves do not approve of it.

However, now when the Shan people found out that the whole army of the Great Tomorrow soldiers was Su Min, waved their troops into Burma, and carried out a great revenge action against the Burmese who harmed the Yongli Emperor and King Mu, but for the Tai people, they were relatively soft, and gave the status of domestic dogs after the Chao Wuyue, they immediately recognized the form.

We are Thai, we are mortal enemies with Lao Burma, and we have nothing to do with those vulgar worms who dare to murder the Son of Heaven!

We're just forced to live with worms!

In addition to the Mon and Shan people, Zhu Fugui wondered how the legendary Chinese relatives in northern Burma, the Kokang and Kachin, did not appear.

When he raised this confusion to Yin Weasel, Yin Weasel was also confused.

"Daring? Kachin? That is the boundary of Yunnan, what does it have to do with Myanmar? ”

Of course, Yin Weasel didn't say it so bluntly, but expressed it euphemistically.

Today, the leader of Kokang is "Doctor Fengzheng" and "Hereditary Kokang County Order" Yang Guohua.

Of course, Yang Guohua's official positions were all canonized by the pseudo-Qing Dynasty.

However, the ancestor of the old Yang family is indeed loyal to the Ming Dynasty, and he is the general of the Yongli Emperor Zhu Youlang, and his ancestral home is Yingtianfu.

After Yongli's death, the old Yang family led the remnants to fight with the Manchu Qing for decades, until the eighth year of Yongzheng, before finally giving up the adherence to the Ming Dynasty and accepting the canonization of the Manchu Qing.

Now, the old Yang family has been in Kokang for one hundred and fifty years.

The new dynasty of the Ming Dynasty will definitely not be able to tolerate a local emperor like the old Yang family.

Moreover, in history, the old Yang family was behind the British and Jiang, and they also smuggled DP to the Chinese mainland, which really ruined the remnants of their ancestors.

So their final outcome is either to go to India, or to Lahua, or to give up their privileges and be a duke, if they are really stubborn, Qi Wenchang doesn't mind having an extra list of names on the bandit's codex.

But in any case, there are indeed no Han Chinese in northern Myanmar today.

Because where there are Han people, it is not northern Myanmar, but China.

It is reasonable that Zhu Fugui could not hear about the Kokang and Kachin uprisings.

In addition to the news from the Burmese side, there have been several incidents of rebellion by the people in Cochin, which have been extinguished.

And that's a no-brainer.

On the contrary, it was the newly occupied Siam Xuanwei Division, which was calm and full of Savadika.

Of course, Zhu Fugui estimates that when their Golden Buddha is melted down in a few months, I'm afraid there will be some backlash, but it doesn't matter.

In addition, according to information from Cochin, Yin Susu's supply fleet has been heading towards Pattaya after a short stop in Cam Ranh Bay yesterday morning, and everything is going smoothly according to plan, and it is estimated that it will arrive this afternoon.

Outside of Nanyang, there is also information about Yinzhou and Shenzhou.

In particular, the anti-corruption report of the red owl bird.

Zhu Fugui is not an immortal, and he can't see through everyone's heart, so a strong and powerful internal police, or a spy system, is still necessary.

Tight in front and tight in the rear, it is a common problem in ancient and modern China and abroad.

Even if it is the so-called Eight Hong Yiyu, the Showa of Seven Lives to Serve the Country, it is still the same.

The presence of red breech birds is to reduce the habitat of these silverfish as much as possible.

It just so happens that the Ming Dynasty has recently acquired a lot of territory in the Arctic Circle, and some of them are the stage for these silverfish to play.

Because of the complexity of things caused by the war, and because the territory of the Ming Dynasty has expanded significantly, therefore, no matter how simple the briefing is, it is also a full 24 pages.

You know, President Miti's Daily Presidential Bulletin is only 10-12 pages long.

In this way, a certain general did not want to finish reading, and began to drink Coke every time he watched it for five minutes.

Zhu Fugui's labor intensity was twice that of the Great Commander of the Emperor of Mi.

If we take into account that Chinese, especially the semi-vernacular and semi-literary Chinese of this era, can transmit much higher information density than English, and Zhu Fugui's workload is likely to be four or five times that of the Great Commander of the Mi Emperor.

It's been very hard.

It took a full hour for Zhu Fugui to finish reading the reports.

"That's right, Yin Aiqing."

Zhu Fugui put down the newspaper and suddenly asked, "Have you heard of Ba Song?" ”

"Ba Song?"

Yin Weasel frowned, and said with some embarrassment, "Back to Your Majesty, Ba Song is a very common name in Siam...... It's just as rich as you, so ......"

"Oh?"

Zhu Fugui thought for a while and added, "It's the Ba Song who tested his strength and the amount of food with Li Banban some time ago, have you heard of it?" Let's see if you can bring him to me? ”

"This ...... Your Majesty...... I'm afraid I won't be able to invite Weichen to come......" Yin Weasel said with a strange expression.

"Why? Could it be that in the whole world, there are still people who dare not give face to my Jinyi Guard's commander? Zhu Fugui said with a smile.

"Wechen is terrified!"

Yin Weasel hurriedly said, "Wechen was originally a savage of Yindi, and it is thanks to the grace of Heaven that Wechen will never dare to rely on the name of the Son of Heaven's pro-army to be arrogant and arrogant, and seek personal ...... for himself."

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you, what's your hurry!"

Zhu Fugui shook his head, "You said that Ba Song didn't invite him, was he shot by the Cheka?" ”

"That's not ......"

Yin Weasel replied, "As far as Wei Chen knows, the Ba Song who competed with Gonggong Li is an elephant raised by the King of Siam, Lalang Gong, weighing six tons, known as the 'Elephant King'......

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