Chapter 798: Hungarian Folk Song: "If Hungary Could Return to China"
How else could old Churchill explain?
Pity God, if he could, old Churchill would have come forward at once and angrily scolded these stupid asses who couldn't even do the simplest arithmetic problems!
As long as you have a little IQ, you can figure it out with your ass, this is definitely a naked rumor!
The total fiscal revenue of the entire British Empire is only 200 million pounds a year, which is the result of its own "prudent" monetary over-issuance policy.
ยฃ1 billion ......
I'm going to print it with my head!
That's pounds, not straw paper!
As for the property of the Duke of Marlborough's family, it is all our father and son, including the third child who has been sliced, together in Ireland, in India, in the Manchu Qing Kingdom, and of course, in Downing Street, little by little corruption, little by little money and power transactions, little by little political donations, slowly saved!
It's all technical work!
It's hard money!
How can it be so simple and rude to print directly!
What do you think of the politicians of the British Empire?
Stupid reckless?
Besides, the money wasn't earned by the Marlborough family!
Queen Victoria lost 8 million in stock trading, and she returned to blood in half a year, isn't this easier than my hard work as prime minister to make money?
And those councillors, why don't you go and check their mansions!
If someone really wants to buy Neuschwanstein Castle, it should be them, definitely not an old man!
The old man's rebellious son married that thing, how could the old man prepare a wedding room for him!
Churchill Sr. wanted to go to the BBC's radio room and yell at the whole nation through the microphone.
But he didn't dare.
He didn't even leave the prime minister's residence, just asked his press spokesman to bring a phrase: "ItsFAKE."
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While the city of London is being turned upside down and rumors are flying, Hungary in the heart of the European continent is also experiencing an unquiet autumn.
This year, the weather has been unusual all over the world, with a once-in-50-year drought in India and a poor harvest in the Hungarian plains.
Hungary's land is not as fertile as Ukraine's in the east, and its farming technology and agricultural equipment are not as advanced as those in Austria in the west, so the grain yield per mu has not been high.
However, in the town of Ognani, near Budapest, the biggest harvest on record began.
Young men and women dressed in traditional Hungarian costumes and sang and danced to celebrate this year's harvest.
And all this is thanks to the beautiful and kind Queen Elizabeth, who brought to Ognani the miraculous Kinkela brand wheat seeds, which have twice the yield per mu of ordinary wheat!
These were all things that Queen Elizabeth begged for from the great khan through personal friendship.
It's a pity that after the carnival, everyone also knows that these harvest harvests can eventually stay in Ognani and stay in Hungary.
During the protracted war, the Austrian government treated Hungary as a hen that lay eggs.
They taxed Hungary far more heavily than Austrians, and forced Hungarians into the army, but they were treated far less favourably than the Austrians.
Countless Hungarian men were forced to join Franz's army and cross the Alps to fight the Italians and the Germans.
As descendants of the Huns, the Hungarians were not afraid of battle.
But they were not willing to die for the damned Franz, like ants, and there was no value in dying.
"If it's for Queen Elizabeth, I'm willing to let all my children go to the army!"
In front of the campfire, the old mayor of Ognani, drinking a cloudy bitter beer, shouted loudly.
Several young lads also raised their glasses and cheered: "Thank you Queen Elizabeth, she gave us a good harvest, she is the one who allows us to drink beer!" โ
"That's right, I've heard that even the Viennese don't have beer now!"
"Not only in Vienna, but also in Berlin and Munich there is no beer, only us Hungarians, and delicious beer!"
"Damn it, shut your mouth, if the Austrian tax officer finds out that we are brewing without permission, he will hang us all!"
"Enough is enough, I'm really fed up, why should we be crushed by the damned Austrians all the time, we are a people who put their surnames before their names, they are descendants of the Orientals, and we are distant relatives of China!"
"That's right! I heard from Mr. Zoltan that the students of the University of Budapest had finished their journey to China to find their roots, and they had found the imprint of our ancestors in the eastern part of the Mongolian Plateau, in a place called the Red Valley, when we were relatives of the Ming Empire......"
With the drunken evening breeze, the young people became more and more excited, and finally, I don't know who started it, everyone sang one of the most popular folk songs of Hungarians in recent years.
"If Hungary can return to China"
"No one dares to mess with us!"
"The whole region and Europe will be frightened, from the Ural Mountains to the Atlantic!"
"In this way, Hungary will not be ignored!"
"If Hungary can return to China, if we have the same institutional discipline......"
"Weapons are as common as dirt"
"It will be useful in war"
"Liquor and wine will be everywhere"
"Vienna is known as Seattle second"
"If the Hungarians also have tanks and planes"
"There's something that worries me"
"The Hungarians are likely to mess up these"
"If the Hungarian homeland is the same as the Ming Dynasty"
"The whole world will be wonderful"
"In Hungary, join the family of Daming"
"There will be a lot of Hungarians who aspire"
"We're going to be a superpower"
"Hungary, however, is too small"
"People are not as powerful as Da Ming"
"Imagine their numbers"
"If Hungary can return to China"
"Liquor and wine will be everywhere"
"Vienna is known as Seattle second"
"If the Hungarians also have tanks and planes"
"There's something that worries me"
"The Hungarians are likely to mess up these"
"Ahhhh
"If Hungary returns to China, no one will dare to mess with us!"
"If our population were the same as the Ming Dynasty"
"Come on"
"There's something that worries me"
"Hungarians are very good at screwing these"
"If Hungary can return to China"
"Liquor and wine will be everywhere......"
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A sunrise car slowly passes through the town of Ognani in the night.
Elizabeth rolled down the window and listened to the farmers' songs.
Julie unpacked a pack of Lay's Big Wave Chips in the passenger seat and asked curiously, "What are they singing?" It seems to be sad. โ
Elizabeth smiled and did not answer.
Soon, the car started again and slowly drove towards Budapest.
The city will soon welcome a group of its most important guests.
As the host, Elizabeth needs to be well prepared.