Chapter 38: The Horse's Feet
ps:Ah,Once in the last three or four days.,Think about the last time I put it.,It's been almost a month since now (dry laughs),Ahaha,Ahaha,Inert this thing...... Hawkers,Anyway, this is probably the last large-scale release.,I want to leave the speed of the mailbox.,And then make sure you're qualified...... Above.
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Long Shencheng once commented on the three apes in the family.
The reason why apes are called apes is because they take one step at a time and are so simple that they are pointed out.
This is undoubtedly a fair assessment, because the baboon has received the promise of Gintoki, and he has thrown the fear of goofs out of the clouds, he is so simple, and he simply believes that Gintoki will do his best to help him escape after being threatened by him, and their comrades-in-arms join forces to face a common strong enemy - unfortunately, Sakata Gintoki has always had a reputation for stirring silver sticks in pit abductions, as he said, Hakuyasha has never been threatened.
The baboon, who didn't know that Yinshi was going to pit him again, walked out of the toilet with a refreshed face, and he was even humming a little song - everyone said that they were very surprised, and their faces were very strange, and when they entered the toilet, they were sweating profusely and their faces were solemn, and they looked happy when they came out of the toilet......
"Did you just go in and get a shot?" Lin Yi habitually went upstairs to check, and Long Shencheng talked about meat jokes without taboos - as for Naiyazi who was present, he was ignored as normal, "You are so anxious and burning, just trying to be refreshed for a while, not afraid that you will be kicked out of bed at night if you can't pay the imperial food?"
"Fart! How do you know the wonders of the Martial God Realm! You Lao Tzu I have reached the realm of unification of refining the gods and reversing the void, how can I be a little alive and vigorous! There is no cultivated field, only tired cows? This statement only applies to ordinary people, Lao Tzu's cow can overturn the entire land!" The baboon shook his head disdainfully, and then laughed wildly, the cultivation of martial arts is probably the only place where he can make fun of his eldest son," You stupid person can't even gather a mouthful of internal breath, and in the future, my wife will be ruthless, see how you deal with it!......
"What are you talking about? So happy. Ringo's voice came from the top of the stairs.
The baboon's evil smile immediately closed, and it was instantly replaced by a gentle smile like a model husband: "It's nothing, just discuss it with Makoto and them......"
Long Shencheng pushed his glasses and said indifferently: "Lin Yi, my father just said that even if he electrocutes himself three hundred times a day, he can give you ...... at night."
"Aha!" Zhi suddenly laughed a few times, his voice contained a bundle of subtle internal qi, and with one move, Changhong forced his eldest son's pit words back into his stomach, Long Shencheng also reacted very quickly, and immediately added an electromagnetic defense field to himself, and continued: "What I said just now, stop masturbating in the toilet......"
"Ringo!" the baboon shouted again, although he couldn't force his eldest son's words again, but he still relied on his loud voice to attract everyone's attention to himself, the head of the dragon god family took a breath, a sad look appeared on his face, he gave a thumbs up, and smiled toothily at his knotted wife, "I was just in the toilet and pulled a steaming piece of Xiang!"
"Poof!" A dull sound sounded in the living room, and Zhi's body arched into a shrimp shape, and everyone only felt that for a moment, they saw that Lin Yi's right hand was deeply sunk into Zhi's lower abdomen - the baboon, the strong man, finally made a subconscious ho-ho sound, and then softened to the ground, spitting suspicious white foam in his mouth.
Lin Yi smiled softly: "Honey, I'm talking nonsense again." ”
The powerful force that exuded at that moment made the orangutan key shudder involuntarily and shrank back. Looking at his flickering eyes, there was both sympathy for his father and fear of the lessons of the past, thinking that these days have made him deeply realize that his mother is a good mother and a good wife, but Lin Yi's type is not suitable for him......
As for Long Shencheng, he has a cold face that has not changed for thousands of years, and he is unmoved by the life in front of him - no, it should be said that this thing can mercilessly add fists and kicks to the ghost schoolboy with a big schoolbag and the dirty thinking of the martial god principal, it should be the origin of family education, thanks to Lin Ye's ears and eyes from childhood to adulthood, and his words and deeds......
"Honey, don't do strange things...... After the fight, Lin Yi actually helped her husband up as if she had never given birth to anything, patted the dust that did not exist, "Go change your clothes, you are about to leave......"
Long Shencheng pushed his glasses: "Stop, I didn't hear the sound of flushing just now, you just pooped?"
Oops! The baboon's face changed, and Lin Yi would come back because he was completely aware of the clues, and if he continued to find the flaws...... He was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, the clam laughed three times, rushed to the toilet, pressed the flushing button to the end, and heard the sound of the water gushing out, so he let out a breath......
"Why are you in such a hurry? It's like pulling out an alien, and you're busy destroying the evidence?"
"What are you talking about, it's just that it stinks, and I'm afraid of burning you. Zhi covered his mouth with his right hand, and waved his left hand at his son like Obasan, "You kid, you are always so suspicious, what evidence do I want to destroy?"
"I don't know, but I have something to tell you, father. Makoto smiled slightly, "Actually, you had a flush before." ”
Heaven and earth seemed to lose their voice, and Zhi's face became stiff.
Long Shencheng looked at his father calmly: "Have you talked to him?"
The baboon subconsciously nodded, but the warrior's intuition overcame the subconscious, and he showed the same smile as usual: "What are you talking to, who are you talking to?
"Huh?" Ryujin Makoto pretended to be surprised, "I didn't seem to say that someone was trying to harm me. ”
...... Damn! The baboon couldn't wait to slap himself.
And this is not over, Cheng smiled faintly: "I want to tell my father one thing, I was lying to you just now, you really didn't flush - ah, since yesterday, your state has been very strange, what are you planning?"
Without waiting for the baboon to make any answer, Long Shencheng turned around and walked away on his own.
"It's still so big...... He deserves to be my son. But are you sure that this time it will still end smoothly?Sincere, I am your father, and I know you better than you think......" Zhi looked at the door in a daze, and suddenly laughed with emotion, "Harem...... What's the point, when I was young, I wanted to make everyone happy, looking forward to embracing the red and leaning on the cui, and dreaming of being surrounded by beauties, but now I stay with my wife all the way, the eldest son looks at the world, and the second son can inherit the Taoism, such a life is not necessarily much worse than the ending of the harem......"
"So my son, how many hearts can you carry, how many people can you give a perfect ending? Make everyone happy, hum, dare you say it......"
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