The negotiations between the Ming Dynasty and the Eastern Roman Empire were friendly and progressed rapidly, and the negotiations were almost reached with a glass of wine.

Steel for land, both sides take what they need, and everyone is happy.

In this regard, Zhu Fugui is not surprised.

Because the Ming really has nothing to talk about with Russia.

Since the second year of the German Army, the first ocean-going armed merchant ship of the Ming Dynasty and the Russian whaling ship in the waters of Bear Island, the Ming Dynasty and Russia have been fighting for more than ten years.

Although it is essentially Da Ming unilaterally beating the woolly bear, it is actually a process in which the two sides know each other's strengths and weaknesses and understand each other.

The British say that there are no permanent enemies in the world, and there are no permanent friends.

This is the classic rhetoric of the older generation of-stirring sticks, but it has to be said that it makes a lot of sense.

Maozi, who retreated to the west of the Ural Mountains, is naturally a good Maozi and a reliable partner of the Ming Dynasty.

Of course, for this reason, Daming also made significant concessions.

Zhu Fugui said to the Russian envoys and Alexander II more than once, "I did not take back Crimea, and I am sorry for Sotna, but for the sake of our friendship between Minluo, I gave up Crimea with difficulty, pain, and pressure in exchange for peace ...... between Minluo."

Whenever he heard Zhu Fugui say this, Alexander II would sweat coldly, and hurriedly said, 'Emperor Ming Gaoyi'.

Just kidding, what an important place Crimea is, how could it be ceded to Zhu Fugui.

Even if you take 10 million tons of steel, this matter is not negotiable.

There are so many stories that have happened on this magical peninsula of Crimea.

It was once the backyard of the Athenians, the starting point of the Black Death's invasion of Europe, and the battlefield where Britain and France humiliated the Russian giants.

The most important thing is that once Crimea falls, then Russia's homeland in the Eastern European Plain will be cut off from the newly acquired Eastern Mediterranean region, which is absolutely unacceptable to Russia.

Of course, Zhu Fugui said that he didn't take back Crimea and was sorry for Sotna, although it was a sky-high asking price, it was not groundless.

Because the Crimean Khanate was the last Mongol stronghold in Europe, founded by a descendant of Genghis Khan's eldest son, Jochi, and maintained it until the end of the eighteenth century.

In 1783, the Russian Empire annexed the Crimean Khanate, and the last Crimean Khan was sent to the Greek island of Rhodes, where he was beheaded by the Turks, less than 100 years ago.

Mongolian, Russian, Greek, Turkic, plus the Western Ukrainians, who had already separated from their Slavic compatriots at the behest of Austria...... Just by hearing these names, you can know how acute the ethnic contradictions in this ghost place are.

The Ming Dynasty is now about to indigestion of the land that has been in his hands, and naturally has no intention of annexing Crimea.

Zhu Fugui's mention of this place is nothing more than strategic blackmail.

In short, under Zhu Fugui's diplomatic strategy of not being overly greedy and only greedy a little, Alexander II felt the sincerity of the Ming Dynasty, and the two sides basically reached a comprehensive consensus except for some small differences on the ownership of some resources of the Outer Tatarstan Khanate.

This is a good start to the talks between the Three Emperors.

Zhu Fugui originally thought that the next flashpoint of contradiction in the talks between the Three Emperors would appear between the Ming Dynasty and the Second Empire.

After all, Zhu Fugui had already seen that the young emperor with the three characteristics of [chattering clown], [naïve diplomat], and [impulsive and irritable] was indeed very uncomfortable.

He seemed dissatisfied with the Ming Dynasty's increasingly assertive posture in the Ming-independence alliance.

This time, Wilhelm II pulled in the Russians, which was to support himself and increase the confidence to argue with the Ming Dynasty.

These are all internal reference data analyzed by the Ming intelligence department based on reliable intelligence, and Zhu Fugui also feels that it is very reasonable.

However, to Zhu Fugui's surprise, before he quarreled with Wilhelm II, Wilhelm II actually took the lead in arguing with Alexander II, the helper he called.

To be reasonable, the six princesses of Alexander II are all older than William, and William should respect this old comrade who has dominated politics for thirty years.

However, this guy obviously doesn't know what it means to respect the old and love the young, and he doesn't give the old man face at all.

The flashpoint of contradiction appeared in a field that Zhu Fugui's eighteen brain circuits did not think of - and Qin.

He used to follow his mother to visit relatives at Windsor Castle when William was still the grandson of the emperor and his mother, Princess Victoria.

There, William met Princess Alice of England's daughter, his cousin, Hesse and Princess Elisabeth Alexandra Louise Alise of the Rhine. (pictured)

Although from Zhu Fugui's point of view, the appearance of this Princess Elizabeth is completely incomparable with the appearance of Princess Sissi, who is also named Elizabeth, and the appearance of the ultra-long standby Elizabeth Youth version, but Wilhelm II fell hopelessly in love with her.

He expressed his fiery love to his cousin, but the latter flatly refused.

So, the faithful Wilhelm II......

I turned my head and forgot about her.

In the final analysis, this is just an unrequited love when Chunxin is ignorant, and if you blow it, you will blow it.

For William, who tasted the pleasure of a man from the belly of a maid at the age of twelve, this was nothing.

But just yesterday, in this incomparably distant Broken Leaf City, William actually saw the little cousin who only occasionally appeared in a good spring dream.

And at this time, she is already someone else's wife.

Elizabeth Feodorovna, now the wife of Sergei Alexandrovich, the fifth prince of the Eastern Roman Empire, converted to Orthodox Christianity.

Looking at the woman who had once been dismissive of him, gently holding the arm of another man, Wilhelm II's jealousy quickly triumphed over reason.

He angrily denounced his cousin's heresy and accused her of marrying a Russian for tarnishing the noble blood of the HRE princes.

William also took his anger on Alexander II, believing it to be another dirty political deal between him and his grandmother.

Not to mention, this accusation is very correct.

This is a political deal, without a little emotion.

In the previous two years, as the war situation worsened, Britain was desperate to be able to consolidate its alliance with Russia.

Therefore, Victoria agreed for the first time that the second prince Alfred would go to Constantinople to marry the little princess of Russia.

Unfortunately, the marriage worked, but not completely.

Prince Alfred's body is still in the ice cellars of Constantinople.

In order to make up for this regret and strengthen the Anglo-Russian alliance again, Victoria endured the pain of losing her son and once again colluded with Alexander II, so that Princess Alice's two daughters married the two descendants of Alexander II.

According to Zhu Fugui's understanding, this should be that the old sister Victoria finally couldn't stand it anymore and embarked on the road of harmony.

Although the emperors of the Ming Dynasty had not done such a thing, Zhu Fugui was not incomprehensible.

What he didn't understand was the brain circuitry of these European barbarians.

Princess Alice's eldest daughter, Princess Elizabeth, whom William liked, married the fifth prince of Russia.

Princess Alice's youngest daughter, Alexandra Feodorovna, was married to the Tsar's eldest grandson, the future last Tsar Nicholas II.

Obviously, the sisters married an uncle and nephew, and they were directly inferior.

But their ending is pretty much the same, they all catch up with the red happy family bucket.

Needless to say, the wife of Nicholas II was neatly arranged in the basement.

Princess Elizabeth's fate is more tortuous.

In 1918, she was arrested and buried alive, and her body was transported to Beiping via Harbin under the operation of the White Bandits, where she was buried in the Orthodox Cemetery outside Ding'anmen, and later moved to Mary's Church in Magdalene in the Holy City of Jerusalem.

In 1981 and 1992, Elizabeth was canonized and erected by the Russian Orthodox Episcopal Congregation of Foreign Holy Bishops, the Patriarch of Moscow and All Russia.

Therefore, when Zhu Fugui saw this woman with a cross on her chest forever and wrapped herself in a nun's robe, all he thought about was horror movies such as "The Shining" and "Silent Hill", and how to put a few more nails on her coffin board in the future, and plant a peach tree in front of the tomb to prevent her corpse from becoming a corpse, ah no, it is sanctification.

However, Wilhelm II did not have such insight as Zhu Fugui.

What he saw was a pink body dressed in a nun's robe, which seemed to be even more exciting.

Wilhelm II angrily grabbed the collar of the fifth prince of Russia and threatened to fight him in a duel.

The officials of the independence side covered their faces and were tired......

There is no way, this His Majesty William is not a little worse than the previous His Majesty William.

"Duel is dueling!"

Obviously, the temper of the five princes of Russia is not very good, "My most admired is the great poet Pushkin of my country, today, I will also duel with you for love!" ”

Alexander II, who rushed to hear the news, wanted to come forward to persuade him as an elder, but was pushed away by William II.

Although Wilhelm II was born with a disability, he had been trained in military for a long time, and his strength was not small.

Moreover, Alexander II had just been poured the water of life yesterday, and now he was still dizzy, and as a result, he was pushed to the ground.

Overthrew Alexander II, and William cursed in his mouth: "Old fellow, I somehow slept in my bed last night, and I still have a pain in my butt!" ”

Belch......

Don't think crookedly.

It's purely that the old tsar didn't drink well, got drunk and played drunk, and kicked William I don't know how much.

But outsiders did not know the cause and effect, and the Russian nobles and guards only saw that His Majesty the Tsar had been pushed down, and immediately raised their fists, picked up the bench and rushed over.

Soon, the Russian nobles and the German nobles fought.

Looking at this scene as if it was a street hooligan fighting and brawling, Zhu Fugui was dumbfounded, and then quietly asked people to take photos with a camera without flash, and then returned to his original position and continued to be stunned.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, more than two hundred years ago, there seemed to be a lot of hand-to-hand fights between the elders of the Ming Dynasty, and the fourth Ming Empire was intimidating, and no one dared to be presumptuous in front of the king.

And in the later generations, in front of the live broadcast camera, the old men of the council smashed stools, threw leather shoes, and there were fewer scenes of Wang Baquan smashing each other?

False officialdom: grass snake gray line, step by step scheming.

Real officialdom: I opened the sky with one punch?

After Zhu Fugui finished eating a handful of melon seeds, he suddenly thought that he seemed to be the host, and it would not be a matter if he continued to make trouble like this.

So Zhu Fugui decisively beckoned Jinyiwei to persuade him.

There is one thing to say, the Independence and Rakshasa Mao are also chess opponents, and they have a win-or-lose, if the British were here, it is estimated that they would have hidden in the bathroom long ago.

Jin Yiwei held a spiritual injection stick to control Pingdu Zhenlu, and controlled the nobles and personal soldiers on both sides.

Zhu Fugui stepped forward, grabbed the arm of Wilhelm II and Alexander II scuffled together, and then split it so lightly......

Although Zhu Fugui's physical strength is far inferior to that of Eunuch Li, it can be regarded as talented.

Otherwise, he would not have won a gold and a silver medal in the first Games.

Of course, the gold medal in the bicycle race was won by cheating with an electric small motor, but the silver medal in self-swimming was won by Zhu Fugui with real strength.

No matter how hard William and Alexander tried, their arms were slowly separated as if they were held in place by iron tongs.

The two of them raised their heads, both with blue noses and swollen faces.

"Zhu, let me fight a duel with this bastard who slanders the old man's reputation, I want to teach him a lesson for old William!"

"Duel to duel, I'll give you old thing one hand!"

"Phew, you cripple, you only have one hand!" [There is a minor mistake in the previous article, Wilhelm II disabled his left hand, not his left leg.] ]

Seeing that the two were yelling fiercely, but no longer really attacking each other, like huskies who barked at each other with a dog leash, Zhu Fugui looked helpless.

Zhu Fugui silently took out two handcuffs, "Don't fight, you can't beat people like this!" ”

William:???

Alexander: Σ (゚д゚lll)

'Ming-style German martial arts seven-year continuous handcuffs, stable excitation, multi-loading, high precision! The head of our guard regiment spent a lot of money to get a handful from the black market, and wiped it every day like a baby! ’

Isn't this the twin guns that beat Lincoln to the brain? ’

'Fool, this is the pistol of the seventh year of Dewu, the tyrant of the Ming Kingdom, ah no, the Ming Emperor shot Lincoln in the fourth year of Dewu! ’

By the way, what does this Zhu Fugui want to do? Do you want the two Majesties to draw their guns and fight a duel? ’

'Escort! Escort! Come and escort you! ’

There was a noisy whisper at the scene, and everyone was stunned by Zhu Fugui, who pulled out his gun without saying a word.

What is a reckless man, this is called a reckless man!

In contrast, the little German emperor, who just pushed His Majesty the Tsar, also seemed so suave.

The Twin Emperors made up the following picture in their minds:

Zhu Fugui sat on the high platform, tasting scarlet wine like an ancient Roman nobleman, hugging the beautiful concubines, kneading their soft places wantonly, and looking down on the bloody battles of gladiators in the Colosseum.

And the gladiators who fought were the German Emperor and the Russian Emperor with pistols......

Fortunately, Zhu Fugui soon stuffed one of the handcuffs back into his waist, and there was no intention of forcing the two to duel.

"I, Zhu Shan (turtle), am not aggressive in my life!"

Zhu Fugui sighed, "And everyone in the world thinks I love to fight...... This is really a big misunderstanding, I set up a banquet here today, this banquet is a good banquet, not a Hongmen banquet, the two of them are so unhappy, it is I, the host, who does not take good care of it, you see that I Zhu someone's face should be precious to harmony - take my target! ”

Immediately, two Han generals dressed in golden helmets and armor took a huge round target with a diameter of three or four meters and erected it twenty meters away.

At the same time, the soldiers of the guards hurriedly pushed the crowd to the sides, leaving a large open space in front of the gate.

Not only that, several veterans who had served as Ming Emperor's guards for many years also silently checked the bulletproof insert on their chests, took out their steel helmets, and put them on their heads quietly.

The Dulu nobles present didn't know what Zhu Fugui meant.

Only a handful of officials who are well-versed in Sinology find this scene familiar.

"Look, you two, this is the destiny of heaven, and today I will shoot at the target from the gate to resolve the contradiction between the two of you!"

Bang Bang Bang!

Before the words fell, Zhu Fugui raised his handcuffs and fired three shots at the target in the distance.

After three rings, the huge target stack was quiet, and the target paper never moved......