Chapter 17: If it's a brother, he'll cut me
Li Jianyi, who was woken up as soon as he fell asleep, was very unhappy, but he still honestly went to the toilet, although the two shared the same body at this time, he didn't want his body to be seen by a woman, which was unfair to him.
"You drink less water at night, and if you ask me to come out to the toilet in the middle of the night, you don't want to come out again today." Li Jianyi threatened, Lu Ningqiu was as well-behaved as a quail, how dare he say more if he asks for others.
The two silently exchanged, and Lu Ningqiu felt that Li Jianyi was asleep, so he jumped excitedly and came to the computer.
She had been waiting for this moment for a long time.
I opened the shopping cart and clicked on the one-click payment, and saw that the beautiful dress was about to get into the package and come to her, but it was still the four big words "insufficient balance".
"Why?"
"I'm rich!"
Lu Ningqiu took out cash from the black bag and patted it on the screen, as if the money could be charged into the computer.
After several failed attempts, she collapsed in her chair like a deflated ball.
I wanted to wake up Li Jianyi immediately and ask the reason, but when she thought of Li Jianyi's vicious threats during the previous exchange, she felt a little weak, and the night had just begun, and she didn't want to go back to the dark mind.
Since he couldn't shop, Lu Ningqiu could only do the right thing first, this body was too weak, and he just took this opportunity to compile a martial arts mental method, which could be regarded as fulfilling his previous promise.
Just do it, Lu Ningqiu picked up the keyboard and was about to write hard, when an inexplicable pop-up advertisement immediately attracted her attention.
"If it's a brother, come and cut me!"
The domineering sword, the colorful armor, the ancient beast that jumped up, and cut down a huge number of 99,999 with one sword, and Lu Ningqiu's ghost almost clicked in.
Unexpectedly, a face appeared on the computer screen, and she could also modify the gender of her appearance, and she was firmly attracted at once.
Choose women without hesitation, and then start adjusting your appearance.
This adjustment is 1 hour, Lu Ningqiu looked at the beauty on the screen and nodded thoughtfully, "This woman has my three points of appearance." ”
Immediately after that, the name frame jumped out of the picture, she thought for a while, and said to herself, "It's called Lu Ningqiu." ”
Full of substitution, she seems to be reborn on the other side of the screen.
Lu Ningqiu immersed himself in it as if he had discovered a treasure, completely forgetting the martial arts exercises he had promised Li Jianyi.
"Hey, how can this wild boar be so powerful!" The villain in the game was arched to death by a big boar, and Lu Ningqiu stomped his feet as if he was dead.
"The first rush of 6 yuan to get the artifact to help you upgrade the road unimpeded." A glittering page popped up, making Lu Ningqiu's eyes light up.
"As long as you get this treasure knife, the mountain boar just now...."Lu Ningqiu's heart was unwilling to be arched to death by the mountain boar, which made her a little moved.
With a little finger, the lack of balance almost made Lu Ningqiu go crazy.
"I don't believe I can't beat it." Lu Ningqiu muttered, and came to the boar again...
"Uh~" Lu Ningqiu in the screen let out a wail, and the real Lu Ningqiu also let out a wail, and he was defeated again.
Seeing the first rush page that popped up again, Lu Ningqiu's heart was itching, like a tiger catching Wang Ba, who couldn't put his mouth at all.
Money, she has, but she can't use it, as long as she knows how to recharge, ten more boars are not her opponents.
"Haha, look at that person, I've been playing for three hours, and I haven't even gone out of the novice village yet."
Lu Ningqiu buried her head in chopping chickens, repeating again and again in order to seek revenge on the big boar at the entrance of the village, and a discordant sound came from her ears, which made her stop killing chickens.
"What do you mean, Your Excellency?" Lu Ningqiu picked up the keyboard and stayed up for a long time to type a sentence, she was inexplicably unhappy in her heart, she was just silently cutting chickens when it was the turn of others to point fingers.
She doesn't know much about the Internet, but she doesn't know that this kind of person is not uncommon.
"Haha, are you an ancient person? Your Excellency, are you still not happy to say two words about you? "'Hangjiang Kunkun' and his friend 'Demon Du Fanfan' came to Lu Ningqiu with a mockery.
The lack of his tone and an arrogant emoji made Lu Ningqiu's heart angry.
If this person was standing in front of her, I was afraid that he would not have to eat a few double dragon play beads.
"Get out." Lu Ningqiu scolded angrily in the game, and the screen went black.
"You were killed by the Hangjiang Kunkun." A few bright red characters made Lu Ningqiu clench his teeth.
"Haha, the chick's face is pinched well, it's just that people are too vegetable, do you want Brother Kun to teach you how to play games?" Hangjiang Kunkun killed Lu Ningqiu and didn't forget to taunt a few words, which can best reflect his superiority at this time.
"Do you really think it's a girl, maybe it's a big man with a pick." Demon Du Fanfan said with a smile.
"Hehe, wouldn't that be better....." Hangjiang Kunkun showed a meaningful smile, causing goosebumps to run all over the Demon Capital Fanfan.
"You two fools, don't be unhappy!" Lu Ningqiu uttered the most vicious words she had ever said in her life, causing the two of them to laugh constantly.
The foul language is endless, and the angry Lu Ningqiu burst the computer screen with one punch, looking at the messy scene, Lu Ningqiu's heart is empty.
She hasn't won the big boar yet, and there are still 2 hours before the time for the exchange, Lu Ningqiu was addicted to games before, and she even left her food behind.
At this time, I thought about it, so I wanted to order a takeout to relieve my mood, but no matter how she chose, the balance was insufficient.
Lu Ningqiu was lying on the bed, looking out of the window with the lights flickering, and the feeling of leaving home in a strange world came to her heart, remembering the tragic situation after being betrayed by her master.
Thinking of the grievances I received in the game, remembering the failure to take away and sharing a body with a man.
And her broken soul could dissipate at any time, and she couldn't even eat a full meal at this time, and the grievances that Lu Ningqiu had endured for several days finally broke out at this moment.
The collapse of becoming a man may be just a small thing.
Or work overtime until late at night, and when you come home, you find that you have lost your keys, and you are shivering and at a loss when you stand in the cold winter night.
Or life forced to live quietly, but in the care of family members, gritted their teeth and said, "I'm fine." ”
Or a sincere greeting from a stranger......
Immortal cultivators were also ordinary people at the beginning, they went through a lot of hardships and dangers to become independent, and who knows how many times they have collapsed.
Two lines of clear tears flowed from the corners of Lu Ningqiu's eyes, she would rather die than cry, so she could only endure sobbing slightly......
"You're already strong, there's no need to endure it any longer." The blinding method could not be maintained a moment before Lu Ningqiu cried, and Li Jianyi was awakened at that time, but he didn't know what happened and why Lu Ningqiu was crying.
At this time, when I heard Lu Ningqiu crying, the more sad she became, and her heart seemed to be cut by a knife, which was caused by too much contact between the two souls.
Li Jianyi has never comforted anyone, so he can only control his soul and hold Lu Ningqiu's soul into his arms.
At first, Lu Ningqiu's soul was still a little struggling, but the warmth of being hugged made her nostalgic, it seemed that a long time ago, her mother would also hug her like this, when she encountered difficulties in cultivation, when she was scolded by her master.
"I can't order takeout~~" Lu Ningqiu burst into tears, and Li Jianyi seemed to see her face clearly the moment he hugged Lu Ningqiu's soul.
What a perfect face this is, the jade neck of the nose is creamy, the autumn pupils are shining like stars, the willow eyebrows are slightly frowned, and the warbler is pitiful.
"Just wake me up." Li Jianyi looked at Lu Ningqiu's crying pear blossoms with rain and felt a little distressed.
"You won't let me call you~~" Lu Ningqiu cried even louder.
Li Jianyi: "......"
It seems to be such a thing.
"Then I'll order takeout for you." Li Jianyi said.
"They still scold me~ I can't scold them~" Lu Ningqiu was already a little embarrassed at this time, broke free from Li Jianyi's arms, and said aggrieved in a low voice.
"Who scolded you?" Li Jianyi asked.
"The people in the multi-part integration information processing and exchange center!" Lu Ningqiu's voice became lower.
This is the name that Li Jianyi fooled Lu Ningqiu at that time, he didn't remember what this multi-component integrated information processing and exchange center was, and he was stunned for a while before he reacted, it turned out that Lu Ningqiu was sprayed by trolls on the Internet.
He even wanted to laugh a little, this loser fairy who dared to visit the Qinglou in one day was scolded and cried.
"Come for me, I'll scold you back!" Li Jianyi was arrogant, although he hadn't sprayed people much, but he was always more experienced than Lu Ningqiu.
"But..." Lu Ningqiu had stopped crying at this time, and shyly wanted to find a hole to get into.
"It's nothing, leave it to me!" Li saw that the righteous men said, and domineeringly took control of the body, grabbed the keyboard and was about to spray, but what he saw was a pierced screen and a sparse chassis.
This old-fashioned computer is an ancestral treasure of the family, it followed Li Jianyi for several years, and the learning materials in it soothed his lonely and empty heart for countless nights.
"Ahh Xiao Diandian, why did you leave me like this! ”
This time it was Li Jianyi's turn to cry, in addition to feeling sorry for the money, but also for the 'exclusive treasure' stored in it.....
"What the hell is called! Still can't sleep! There was an angry scolding from upstairs, which frightened Li Jianyi and could only sob......