Chapter 45: The Old Lady Must Sleep With You Today
But Song Beibei didn't have time to go down, and heard Song Dongfeng ask Zhou Liniang seriously: "Why are you so sensitive?" Is there a psychological problem? ”
Zhou Liniang was stunned.
She thinks that she is not ugly, and she has practiced in front of the mirror several times in her tone and demeanor, when she cheated before, almost no man could escape her palm, why is it useless now?
Song Dongfeng noticed that his tone was not good, and he helplessly explained: "I have no problem with you, I just don't like to eat greasy things at night, and it's not good for cardiovascular disease, so you can eat it." ”
Zhou Liniang: "......"
Although she didn't understand what "cardiovascular" was, she knew that it must be something very important on her body.
Knowing that it is not good for cardiovascular disease, I don't eat it myself, let her eat it!
Thank you so much, Song Sanshao!
Song Beibei's face on the roof was smiling.
Hahaha, the third brother did a great job!
She almost forgot that her third brother was a pure science and engineering man who was only dedicated to scientific research, and any moral kidnapping and White Lotus's remarks were useless in front of him!
These ill-intentioned maids want to hook up with her third brother, in the next life!
Song Beibei put on the shoulders of the "third sister-in-law", and his face was full of pride: "My third brother is one of the few Yanagi Hui in the world, you are really blessed." ”
Release: "??? ”
The third young master is indeed high-spirited and bright, but what does it matter to him?
Zhou Liniang saw that this plan could not be successful, and it was impossible for her to eat the bowl of braised pork with ingredients, so she had to say: "The slave maid goes back to the room to eat." ”
Then he left with the bowl of red winding pork.
Seeing Zhou Liniang leave the courtyard, Song Beibei said, "Let's go down too." ”
Release nodded and led her down.
As soon as the two of them landed, it happened that Song Dongfeng also pushed the door out.
The three of them were stunned, Song Dongfeng came back to his senses first, his eyes lit up, and said, "Beibei, you let the release take you to experience the feeling of flying, right?" ”
He grabbed the shoulder of the release and said excitedly: "I wore the light work...... It's the funniest thing I've ever experienced when I've grown up, and I'll fly with my sister next time I'm free! ”
Song Beibei smiled at his aunt again, and shook his head again and again: "No need, it's good for the two of you to fly next time, I'm afraid of heights, it's enough to experience it once." ”
In this case, Song Dongfeng is not reluctant.
Song Beibei hurriedly told him to get down to business: "Third brother, a friend of mine told me that he saw Zhou Liniang buy a pack of warm love medicine, she must have wanted to do something bad to you!" ”
"Warm pills?" Song Dongfeng's gaze immediately turned cold, "Who told you that?" ”
Zhou Liniang won't say whether to buy warm medicine or not.
At Beibei's age, the friends she made were only eleven or twelve years old at most, who would know about this thing, and specially reminded her?
Song Beibei knew that his brothers didn't like the spy bureau, so he deliberately didn't say that it was Shen Zhao: "It's just a friend of the academy, and his family sells medicine, so I understand." ”
Song Dongfeng nodded, believing it.
It is estimated that he is a precocious child, anyway, reminding Beibei is also to make her pay attention, and if there is no malice, he will not get to the bottom of it.
"It's okay, aren't those medicines similar to Wei ......" Song Dongfeng was halfway through his words before he realized that he shouldn't have said this to his sister, "Anyway, I know, I'll be careful." ”
As a genius scientist who can do anything, he certainly understands the principle of action of Viagra.
Men can be controlled in other ways, and if they have to attack women, it's because these people want to commit crimes in the first place!
Song Beibei was still not at ease: "Third brother, Zhou Liniang has bad intentions towards you, drive her away." ”
It's not a big deal to get rid of a maid, but now his experiment has not been completely successful, and it will be a lot of trouble to change people.
Song Dongfeng thought for a while and said, "After a while, you don't have to worry about me, I'll pay attention." ”
"Well, you have to be careful."
"Well, I'm not going to touch any of the food and water she brought."
After Song Dongfeng finished speaking, he suddenly remembered another thing.
He turned around and went back to the study, took out two silver bracelets, and handed them to Song Beibei: "Here, give it to you, the third brother made it himself." ”
"Wow......"
Although Song Beibei exclaimed very face-savingly, he didn't really want it that much.
Because these bracelets are so ugly!
There is no carved inlay on it, and there is a square thing protruding from the ring, as long as a rope is attached in the middle, it is a living handcuff.
The ancients didn't know about handcuffs, but the third brother you wore them, don't you think what you make looks familiar?
Song Dongfeng didn't know it, not only did he have to put it on Song Beibei, but he also took off the two good-looking gold bracelets inlaid with jadeite in her hands, and released them with a disgusted expression.
"This kind of bells and whistles and heavy bracelets are cumbersome and useless, and they also delay the development of your hand bones! It's still a bracelet made by your third brother. ”
Song Beibei was silent for a long time: "...... Me, can I break the block on this? ”
"Can't break it! Beibei, just rely on this, it can save your life at a critical moment. ”
Song Dongfeng explained to her.
It turns out that the box on the bracelet is something similar to the chamber of a bullet.
When Song Beibei encounters danger, he opens the bracelet mechanism, and a poisonous needle will be shot to kill the enemy.
It is also made with a safety lock to ensure that there is no accidental collision and injury.
Song Beibei listened, and his eyes moistened.
In such a small frame, several gas conduction pistons are made inside, and a highly toxic needle is also installed, which shows how much effort the third brother spent when he did it, and he had to carefully ensure that every step was correct, otherwise his life would be in danger.
She hugged Song Dongfeng's waist and said movingly: "Thank you, third brother, third brother, you are so amazing!" ”
Song Dongfeng smiled helplessly: "The third brother is not powerful enough, I have tried my best to be the most exquisite, a bracelet can only be installed with one needle, and it is impossible to shrink the bullet into a smaller chamber." Hey, if I can have a skilled craftsman to help me, I can make a design, and he can help me do it, then I will be invincible in the world. ”
Song Beibei nodded, and wrote down this matter for the third brother in his heart.
Go back to Shen Zhao and ask if there is any talent in this area, his spy bureau is equivalent to a royal paparazzi, and he must have a wide network.
"It's late, you have to go to school tomorrow." Song Dongfeng rubbed his sister's head and said to the release, "Send Beibei back to rest." ”
"Yes." Released and left with Song Beibei.
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Zhou Liniang poured out the braised pork before coming back, and saw that the light in Song Dongfeng's study was still on.
The people of Wanquanhui told her that when this medicine meets water, the effect of the medicine is doubled, and it can also cost a man half a life when he hears it.
That's all there is to it, fight for it!
Zhou Liniang immediately went to boil a basin of hot water, took out the last little bit of warm medicine, and sprinkled the medicine into it.
Grab a handkerchief and walk into the study again.
"Third young master, the slave maid brought you a basin of hot water, you wash your face first."
Song Dongfeng is indeed a little sleepy, and there is still half of the research daily newspaper that has not been written, so it is good to wash his face and be in good spirits.
So he nodded, got up and prepared to wash his face.