On Killing Horse Mountain, Song Nanfeng has been waiting for Song Beibei for several days.

Since Song Beibei was taken captive, the chicken, a bird who is greedy for life and afraid of death, did not follow his master, but flew to the mountain of killing horses, looking for the protection of the former owner, and ensuring that he was well fed, so that he would not worry about Song Beibei's life or death.

It also did not tell Song Nanfeng that Song Beibei was taken captive.

It only said that Song Beibei came to look for him, but now he went out with other beautiful men first, and when he had enough, he went up the mountain.

So Song Nanfeng looked forward to it every day, waiting for his sister to arrive.

On this day, the chicken boy was full of food and drink, went out to eat, flew around the gang, and returned to Song Nanfeng.

As in the past, it learned to Song Nanfeng what he had just heard:

"You haven't seen our helper in a woman's clothes, that's the best in the world! It's a pity, the helper is a man......"

"Not necessarily, right? We haven't taken a shower with the gang leader, what if the gang leader has always been dressed as a woman? ”

"Hey, hey, that makes sense! I heard that the helper once saved the daughter of the Lingcheng Taishou, and the girl was very dignified and elegant, and she loved our helper with all her heart, but the helper didn't look at her at all! I see, it must be because the helper likes men! ”

“……”

The more Song Nanfeng listened, the more angry he became.

The chicken can be appreciated by him, and it also has its advantages, that is, it has a very good memory, and it can remember it for a long time, but when it forgets it, it is not necessarily.

These days, he often goes out to inquire about the rumors in the gang and tells Song Nanfeng that the most he says is that the gang suspects that he is a woman.

can make Song Nan angry, he is a pure man, and he hates others to say that he is like a woman!

This time, Song Nanfeng couldn't hold back any longer, and asked the deputy gang leader Niu Yong to call all the masters of several branch halls.

Niu Yong responded first, and then wondered: "Is there anything important to discuss today?" Because today is the day of this month's collection of accounts, many hall owners have gone to various places to run errands, and it is not too easy to get them back. ”

Song Nanfeng slapped the table, and was furious: "Many people in the gang are rumored to be a woman, I will call them all over today and take off my pants in front of them to show them!" Let them know if I'm a man or a woman! ”

Niu Yong was stunned, and hurriedly dissuaded: "Helper, I can't help it!" You have to have more than 5,000 people under your command now, how can you take off your pants in public? Don't you want to lose face? ”

"I have no face when they rumor it is a woman!" Song Nanfeng sighed heavily, "Where am I like a sissy?" I'm so brave! ”

Niu Yong understands him very well, and he also knows that this is not about Song Nanfeng's character, Song Nanfeng's style of acting is not like a woman in the slightest.

The main reason is that his appearance is too beautiful, and it is too easy for people to see him as a woman.

If he hadn't grown up with him since he was a child and knew that he was a pure man, he would have had to have some thoughts about his helper.

Niu Yong thought backwards and thought of an idea: "Helper, in fact, there is a way to make the rumors self-defeating." ”

"What?"

"You have also reached the age of marriage, if you can marry a helper's wife and come back, naturally no one will suspect that you are a woman."

Song Nanfeng wilted again: "But I am dedicated to my career, and our funeral family has not surpassed Shaolin Wudang, how can I marry a wife and have children now?" ”

Niu Yong then came up with an idea: "You can first find someone who looks good and put it by your side to be a saint." If you really get along well in the future and have feelings, the helper can marry him, and if it doesn't work, there is no loss. ”

Song Nanfeng thought about it and felt that it made sense, but he was entangled: "Why do I think that getting a saint in the gang is a bit like an irregular demon sect?" Why don't you see Shaolin Wudang arranging the position of saint? ”

“…… Gang leader, that's because there are no women in their gang at all, they are a monk and a Taoist, they just can't think about it. ”

Song Nanfeng nodded, as if this was indeed the case.

"Okay, there's no other way." Song Nanfeng agreed, stood up abruptly and walked out, "I'll go down the mountain now to find a saint to come back." ”

Niu Yong nodded, and asked again, "Then you don't need to gather the hall masters today, right?" ”

"No need, I'll call when I find the saint."

Killing Horse Mountain is a group of continuous mountains, not high, but the terrain is complex, easy to defend and difficult to attack.

The main gathering place of the funeral love gang is a lot of scattered pavilions and pavilions, built between the mountains, in the sea of clouds, it is like the white walls and gray tiles of the Song family in Qingxian County, which is completely different from the exaggerated style of the gang's name, and it is like a fairyland-like place.

Song Nanfeng knew where the nearest village was, and went down the mountain from his residence to that village, the footsteps were fast and only an hour, and he wanted to go to that village to see if there was a saint.

Halfway up the mountain, I suddenly saw a woman walking over with two large jars.

He was stunned......

This woman actually has an explosive head and wears smoky makeup!

Her face is larger than the average man's face, which is more suitable for highlighting non-mainstream fashion and avant-garde aesthetics.

Her hair was fluffy and messy, looking like a heart on the left, and an eagle about to rise into the air on the right!

Her bangs cover half of her face, fully embodying her non-mainstream low-key and introverted character.

Oh, my God! It's so in line with his aesthetic! It is simply the fashion pioneer of Dayong!

How is this done? In this era, there is no Tony teacher, and there is no black rouge, she can perfectly restore the high-end makeup of the early 21st century!

This is the saint he is looking for!

Song Nanfeng hurriedly greeted him and took the initiative to ask, "Girl, what's your name?" You're not the one who buried your family, are you? ”

The woman carrying two large jars of pickles is Luo Yun'er.

She's on fire now!

Killing Horse Mountain has adopted a lot of bear children, and those children are really lawless!

When she went up the mountain to deliver pickles today, the little ammunition that exploded when she fell to the ground from somewhere did the children get it was thrown directly into her hair and blew her up like this!

The ammunition didn't kill her, but she knew it must have made her ugly.

Now that the man who came to talk to him had such a good look, Luo Yun'er felt inferior and angry, and replied: "I want you to take care of it!" Continue walking up the hill.

Song Nanfeng chased after her and said, "Is your big vat heavy?" I'll help you choose. ”

"No!"

"You don't have to be polite to me." Song Nanfeng picked up a jar.

Luo Yun'er was indeed a lot more relaxed, so she didn't refuse.

Song Nanfeng stared straight at her explosive head, and asked expectantly, "Girl, where did you make this hairstyle?" Truth be told, I've been wanting to get one for a long time, but I haven't found a place yet. ”

Luo Yun'er only felt that he was mocking herself, and she was even more angry for a while, she threw her pick on the ground, and cried when she sat on the ground.

As soon as she cried, the remnants of explosives on her face flowed into her eyes and nose, choking her eyes and nose very unpleasantly.

She didn't dare to wipe it, for fear that the more she wiped, the more uncomfortable it became, so she had to raise her head to stop these things from continuing to trickle into her eyes and nose.

Song Nanfeng was shocked again.

This girl actually looked up at the sky at 45 degrees and cried!

Oh my God, he hadn't seen such a bright and sad person since he came to ancient times!

The non-mainstream passages and lines he had seen before came to an end.

He wiped away Luo Yun'er's tears with his sleeve, and spoke in a sad tone: "If you give me a tear, I will see the whole ocean in your heart." ”

Luo Yun'er looked at him, what is this?

Such a good-looking person, can't he be a fool?

I can't waste any more time with this fool, I have to hurry up the mountain, or I will have to catch the curfew of Killing Horse Mountain.

She no longer paid attention to Song Nanfeng, and when she got up and wanted to leave, Song Nanfeng suddenly said: "Girl, I forgot to introduce myself, I am Song Nanfeng, the leader of the funeral family, are you willing to come to our gang to be a saint?" ”