"Dabao Erbao, you two brothers have fun, don't fight! Mom went to get lunch. ”

Liang Yujiao accompanied her two three-year-old twin sons until 11 a.m., ready to go into the kitchen to make lunch.

Since she was pregnant with twin sons, she quit her job and went home to become a mother, and every day she either dealt with her two sons or the kitchen.

Either on the way to the market with his two sons to buy vegetables, or on the way out to play with his two sons.

"Mom, don't worry, we don't fight, didn't you say that it is a harmonious society now? How can a harmonious society fight? ”

After Yang Dabao finished speaking, he winked at his brother Yang Erbao.

Yang Erbao hurriedly put down the toy in his hand, and said crisply: "Brother is right, a harmonious society does not fight." ”

"Our family's big treasure and two treasures are really good."

Liang Yujiao stretched out her slender hand and gently touched the heads of her two sons, and nodded with satisfaction.

After thinking about it, he asked with a smile: "Two babies, what do you want to eat at noon today?" ”

"Mom, I want a burger." This is Yang Dabao's voice.

"Mom, I want to eat roast duck." This is what Yang Erbao said.

"I'm sorry, you don't have anything you want to eat at home, you only ate hamburgers and roast duck two days ago, and now you can only choose what you have at home.

First, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, second, scrambled tomatoes with eggs, and third, eggs and tomatoes scrambled together, how many do you choose? ”

Liang Yujiao couldn't help but want to laugh when she said this, isn't this obviously fooling people?

I wonder if two three-year-old guys can be fooled?

"Mom, we don't choose, I want to eat beef rice bowls."

The caliber of Dabao and Erbao was surprisingly consistent, and they answered in unison, and even compared and crossed after speaking, indicating that the beef rice bowl was better than any tomato scrambled eggs and egg scrambled tomatoes.

Liang Yujiao wanted to fool Erbao, but the result was obviously a failure, and immediately her apricot eyes widened, and she made a fierce look and said:

"Don't you understand? I'm leaving you to choose from what I've proposed, rather than playing freely. ”

"Mom, we don't have the freedom to play, there is beef in the house, didn't you just buy it, in the refrigerator."

Yang Dabao tilted his head and replied timidly.

"That's right, why don't you eat beef jerky, it'll go bad if it's frozen for too long."

Yang Erbao felt that his answer was better than the boss, so he secretly had fun after speaking.

Faced with the question raised by Erbao, Liang Yujiao was speechless for a while, not knowing how to answer.

If you leave it in the refrigerator for a long time, it will freeze to death, which is what she herself said a few days ago.

At that time, I was shopping for vegetables at the market, and I bought some dragon fruit that both brothers liked to eat.

I remember that Yang Dabao and Yang Erbao reminded her that she could buy more, saying that she could eat it slowly in the refrigerator.

She said that if it was frozen for too long, it would go bad.

I didn't expect that so soon, Erbao returned it in her original words.

It can be seen that dealing with children is a headache.

"Mom! We really want to eat beef rice bowls, so you can meet our little request. ”

Seeing her hesitation, Yang Dabao pleaded again.

"Mom, we're so well-behaved, can't you reward us?"

Yang Erbao was not to be outdone, adding oil and vinegar to the side, shouting and cheering!

The brothers both pouted, and they kept swaying the corners of her clothes with their small hands, and there was a pleading look in their eyes, and they had a small appearance of vowing not to give up until they reached their goal.

Liang Yujiao was a little embarrassed, not reluctant to take beef and eat it with the two children, but because these two bear things wanted to eat meat all of a sudden, and they were quite powerful.

She is afraid that they will gain weight, as a husband who is not an 18th-tier actor, she also said that the two children have gained weight in the video last night, so let her control the amount of meat and food they eat.

At that time, she protested: "You say light, control? How do you control it?

You come back and take control and follow me!

Children like to eat meat, they want to eat every meal, they get angry when they don't have meat to eat, and they don't even eat, what do you think I can do?

As for the amount of food, not to mention, don't you let them eat enough? ”

The husband saw that his daughter-in-law was angry, so he softened his tone and said very tactfully, "You try your best, you can control it, you can control it, if you can't control it, you can only have two treasures in the family and become two pigs in the family." ”

Although my husband said this as a joke, he grinned when he finished speaking.

But Liang Yujiao didn't feel funny at all, and she felt very uncomfortable, thinking that her husband was standing and talking without backache.

Is it easy with kids?

Especially like theirs, they are a pair all their lives, and each one is more than a bear.

I was only three years old, and everything in the house was rotten for you, and even the inner liner of the rice cooker was broken several times, so I almost didn't go to the house to remove the tiles.

"Mom, if you don't let us eat beef rice bowls, forget it, I don't want to eat it, I'd better play with my toys."

Yang Dabao saw that Mommy didn't answer for a long time, and retreated to the place where he put his toys with a frustrated expression, grabbed a transformer below with his right hand, picked up an Ultraman with his left hand, and fought with both hands.

"Mommy, I don't eat either." Yang Erbao also followed his brother's example, and went to get his favorite building blocks with a gloomy expression.

"Okay, okay, let's eat beef rice, but Mom has a condition, you brothers are not allowed to fight, and whoever fights is not allowed to eat."

"Wow, eat beef bowls, we don't fight."

The two guys almost jumped up in excitement, as if they had been wound up all at once, and their spirits were lifted.

Liang Yujiao looked at the two little guys and sighed faintly, but she didn't expect that she would have to make a compromise in the end.

She was unwilling, but helpless.

Seeing that the time was not early, and I didn't care about sighing, I quickly put on my apron and went into the kitchen to get busy.

It just so happened that the mobile phone resting on the stove rang at this time, Liang Yujiao wiped her hand on the apron, grabbed the phone and saw that it was her best friend Ruyu calling.

So he stretched out his delicate fingers, clicked the answer button neatly, adjusted his mood, and fed crisply.

The other party's screaming voice immediately came: "It's over, it's over, it's over!"

Jiaojiao, just now I went to have a prenatal checkup, the doctor said that the child in my belly is stunted, and a lot of medicines are prescribed in large packages, there are several large bottles of calcium tablets alone, I want to vomit when I see these medicines, what do you say I should do? ”

"What to do, cold salad!

Do you think it's that easy to have a baby? The doctor said that the child is stunted, which is a big deal, in addition to strengthening the usual diet and nutrition, it is very important to take medicine on time, understand? ”

Liang Yujiao said in the tone of a passerby, mother-in-law.

The other party sighed and muttered in a low voice, "I know, I found that you have more words than my mother-in-law."

Alas, it's a pity that I have such a good figure, so I have grown round, and I have to strengthen my nutrition?

How ugly do you think I'll be to grow into a pig by then?

If I had known this, I wouldn't have had any children, and I wouldn't even get married. ”

Ruyu's nagging made Liang Yujiao laugh, laughing and laughing, and even laughed out of tears.

Now, why doesn't she have this kind of thought.

Hey, woman.