I'm a scumbag.

My daughter-in-law was angry...... Phew, n angry, she finally doesn't want me, she wants to marry my brother Li Yanxiao, because she is pregnant with my niece.

My niece is a freak, she can't beat it no matter how she fights, damn it, I've got all the medicine.

However, as long as the villain lives, it is impossible not to work, and I can't stop her from getting married, so I will break up their husband and wife.

The border is windy and sandy, even if Li Yanxiao can't die, his face will be wrinkled and ugly when he comes back, Tiange pays attention to his appearance, and he will definitely not look at him again.

Hey, I'm so clever.

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By the way, Lu Qianqian, I immediately heard that voice was Zhao Yan, the Zhao Yan whose face was scratched.

She was a blessing in disguise, and she made a face exactly like Tiange, which looked much better.

But why did Tiange bring her to me?

Test my concentration?

Thankfully, I stayed.

Because when I thought of Lu Qianqian's ordinary face in the past, I was not interested.

So I sent her to the border and gave it to Li Yanxiao in a roundabout way.

Fighting a war should be a matter of abstaining from meat, but a good brother and emperor like me can't see my brother lonely.

Enjoy, your wife and I'll have fun.

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Next, I will do some small things and send the old immortal back to the West.

I specially gave the old immortal a chance to send someone to report to the queen before he died, because I knew that the queen would not see him, and I had many reasons to laugh at him.

Sure enough, the queen didn't want to come, but Tiange brought her here.

I was listening outside, listening to Tiange say to the old immortal that she was married to Li Yanxiao, and she was still very angry with Yanxiao.

Heh, she really thinks of herself as Li Yanxiao's wife.

It doesn't matter, I'll be the emperor soon, and the whole world is mine, let alone a woman.

The day before he ascended the throne, Pei Xueji tried his best to tempt me, saying that he wanted to tell me what good things Tiange wanted to do, which aroused my strong interest.

Her condition was that I sleep with her, and it is not surprising that this woman has always been in a lot of noise.

is so sassy, but he won't even untie the waist seal.

I suddenly don't hate her that much.

But when she was done, she told me some nonsense.

In order to prevent people from harming my baby in Su Jin's belly, I sent someone to keep an eye on Su Jin, and it's not just you Pei Xueji who wants to get it.

Damn, give me back my thousands of grandchildren.

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The first order I gave after I ascended the throne was to call Princess Yu over.

I want to use the queen's throne to coax her, it should be a good thing that women in the world will not refuse.

But her indifferent and disgusted face made me know that it was a joke when I opened my mouth.

I heard that she still hasn't opened the brocade box that came with me.

She mentioned twice that she wanted to be herself, but I didn't agree, but I secretly poked and prodded this thing well.

I imagined her moving and tears when she opened the brocade box......

But she never looked at it.

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, so I simply asked Tiange to keep vigil in the outer room, and I specially made a lot of movement on Pei Xueji's body.

In the middle of the night, I guessed she must have fallen asleep, so I went over and peeked at her to see if her eyes were red and swollen.

Whenever I saw that she had traces of sadness, I immediately slapped myself in front of her, and then hugged her tightly and coaxed her hard, I want to pick all the stars and moon to her, I want to give her the supreme spoiling.

But she didn't.

She slept peacefully against the pillar, her eyes were not swollen at all, and her long eyelashes were dry.

I froze there tugging at my cloak.

The clown turned out to be me.

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Pei Xueji is pregnant at this time,, I'm really amazing.

Sure enough, it is necessary to give medicine to some women, otherwise I don't have so many sons now that I can't remember who is who?

But Pei's baby is not what I want, it is what the prime minister wants.

I was very unhappy with the prime minister's dick, and I forced me to fuck his daughter because of my own ability.

I generally don't refuse beauties, but the taste of forcing me is different.

My daughter-in-law began to squeeze Pei Xueji at this time, and my daughter-in-law has always been so understanding.

So I pretended to be embarrassed and drove Pei Xueji back and threw him back to the Prime Minister's Mansion, and I still looked harmless to people and animals.

Oh, old horseman, you are thinking about why the first emperor wanted to destroy the Chu clan and engage the Yang clan, and you still think that the two of them are over, and you will have a bright future?

Naive.

It's just a daughter-in-law, you squeezed Pei Xueji and engaged Su Yu, including asking Su Jin to kneel at the beginning, which caused her relationship with me to break down...... You've all the women around me, huh?

If you see through it, you won't admit it.

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If you want to do it, I'll help you.

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A few days and nights later, the daughter-in-law said that she was going to Egret Island.

I know that Li Yanxiao is planning a rebellion, and I also know what she intends to do.

But why Heron Island?

You still have to live in the other village that made you sad back then.

You're punishing me.

Well, if I owe you in that place, I will start to pay the debt from that place.

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The so-called royal driving expedition is actually just me taking my daughter-in-law out of the palace to play, and we haven't played together for a long time.

Fengming Mountain is bound to go.

This place has a lot of memories for us, and I want to talk to her about the past when I am happy, but she can't wait to close her eyes and ears.

But Tiange's reaction to such an evasion was very uncomfortable.

Then another five years.

Because we've loved it for five years.

I also asked my daughter-in-law for a sachet, and she brought the one she had brought to the execution site with her, and I really wanted it.

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Our five years began on this day.

I had a hard time defending the city, and I had to lose, but I couldn't lose too obviously, otherwise I would lose face.

When my daughter-in-law was teasing the child, I deliberately let people lie that there was a great victory ahead, Tiange's hand shook, and then turned his face away.

After a while, she went out, and when she heard the real battle told her by the person I had arranged, her expression immediately relaxed.

I knew she would be like this, but I repeatedly tried to tease her, and I was very unhappy after teasing.

Probably because I'm sick.

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The second year.

In the summer of this year, we returned to Jinling City, and Tong'er and Yun'er would fight.

I thought that Tong'er was a month older, and I would definitely have the upper hand, so I would wait and see what happened.

But I was wrong, Tong'er was beaten by Yun'er, I wanted to take Yun'er away at this time to educate her, this little hoof is so fierce, it must have inherited the genes of my calf brother.

But the daughter-in-law made a move first, snapped a few times and hit Yun'er's hand red, and asked the child to apologize to Tong'er.

Yun'er cried fiercely, and her daughter-in-law's eyes were a little red.

"Don't hit the children, it's normal for children to fight, you go with them."

I saw that Yun'er was very comfortable after eating the lesson, but her daughter-in-law was obviously distressed, but she always wanted Yun'er to be wronged.

I know that she was afraid that I would be angry and do something to Yun'er, so she went first.

Look, I was afraid of you before, and now you are afraid of me.

Hahaha......ha

This year, my daughter-in-law still didn't embroider sachets for me.

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In the third year, there were more and more twists and turns every day.

Yun'er ran to the imperial study when she was fine, and asked me word by word what I was.

This child's curiosity is really strong, and she wants me to teach her to write when she recognizes words.

"I want to look like my father, and my father is good-looking."

If I don't have this face, can your mother be infatuated with me back then?

Yes, this child is so discerning, he will be my own from now on.

I began to bother to teach him, and she would pop up idioms from time to time when she talked to my daughter-in-law.

That's right, I taught.

My daughter-in-law's gaze at me didn't seem to be too cold.

I've worked so hard to help her with the baby, she'll always be grateful.

As a result, she gave me many beautiful women in return.

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I admit that if she hadn't minded me marrying a backyard concubine many years ago, I would happily accept it.

But she has never been so virtuous in this regard, she is stingy, and she can't tolerate her husband having any concubines.

The moment I decided to love her, I really wanted to be a couple for her for the rest of my life.

But thought and action are two different things.

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Alas, let's talk about how to deal with this group of beauties.

In order to calm my ears as soon as possible, I can only participate in the palace fight in person.

For example, at this moment, I put my arms around Concubine Feng and said to Concubine Jing: "Concubine Shu and you are good sisters who sleep in the same bed, she often talks about you, I really envy such a deep sisterhood." ”

Concubine Shu gave me a strange look.

Concubine Jing blushed, "Yes, I have the best relationship with Sister Shufei." ”

I smiled, "She said that you are still drooling when you grind your teeth at night, and your snoring is fragrant, Concubine Jing, I don't dare to leave you overnight." ”

Concubine Jing glared at Concubine Shu fiercely, her face was stinky, hahahahahahaha.

Gong Dou has the necessary skills, provoke, I did a good job.