In view of the fact that Japan is becoming more and more rampant, fate Eternal can't help but want to say a few words, although we can't carry guns like our uncles in the People's Liberation Army, but we also have a patriotic heart.

At first, when I heard that Japan was buying the islands, I wondered the most: When did little Japan become developed?

For the sake of doubt, I made the most important decision of my life. I decided to find out the truth of the matter, so I took sleeping pills for eternity, and tried to make myself tired and sleep more because of my fate, so that I could dream of going to Japan. As a result, on a dark and windy night in a certain month, God finally gave fate a dream. In the dream, Destiny Eternity went to Japan and met Noda. In order to understand the doubts in his heart, Destiny Eternal made the decision without authorization and used the Ten Tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty (although Noda has always been very cooperative, but because of his appearance, Destiny Eternal just can't help it), and after a long period of 'friendly' questions, Destiny Eternal finally understands why Japan is so rich.

"Spare your life......" Noda couldn't help but wail, the whole person no longer looked like a person, the left face was engraved with a □□ crayon Xiaoxin by Destiny Eternity, and a sun was engraved on the right face (because Destiny Eternity's painting skills are really not flattering, that sun is a little ugly, but it doesn't matter, Destiny Eternal later found a dozen AV discs in Noda's office drawer, just enough to stick to his face and carve with a knife along the edge of the disc)

"Say, do you grow drugs in Japan to sell?" Fate Eternal ignored Noda's wailing and kicked his little JJ, but the fate of the usual 100 shots actually stumbled this time, for no other reason, but Noda's old boy's JJ didn't.

"No...... No...... What we have in Japan is money......"

"you, a small island country, where did you get so much money? I don't think it's drug trafficking or selling ying?"

"Yes, yes, yes, we sell drugs, we sell ying, beg the hero to spare his life. Seeing this wicked man who broke into his mansion late at night, Noda knew that as long as he said no or shook his head, death awaited him.

"Oh, drug trafficking is so justified when it comes to your mouth?, I think you're the type who has nothing to do with death......" Seeing Noda admit it so happily, fate was so angry that he was going to repair him. Now it seems that the only way to end his life is to end it early.

"Please don't kill me, I have money, I can give you money, lots and lots of money?" Seeing the wicked man raise his butcher's knife at him, Noda's face was as pale as earth, and a foul-smelling liquid flowed from under his feet.

"Money, Lao Tzu is not rare in your money. Smelling the stench, fate covered his nose and replied coldly. At this time, money can't buy his life, not even himself.

"Then what do you want?" Seeing that the other party didn't want money, Noda asked nervously.

"I want the Tokyo Massacre. Yang Jun was angry, and replied without thinking about it, but it doesn't matter if you think about it, didn't little Japan also carry out the Nanjing Massacre back then?

"Yes, you can. Hearing the other party's request, Noda actually looked relieved, and fate was very puzzled.

"Is this all right?" asked fate, wondering if he had misheard.

"Yes, anyway, with the Diaoyu Islands, we have a qiē. Noda blurted out.

"Dog's day, I said why do you want to buy the island, it turns out that the comfortable days are coming to an end, there is no energy, the Diaoyu Island is ours, don't think about it. ”

"With Lao Mei supporting us, what are we afraid of?" At this time, Noda's attitude suddenly took a big turn, and he actually looked directly at fate.

"So what? Their aircraft carrier crashed into the Titanic in the Pacific Ocean, but it sank because of the poor quality. ”

"Impossible, you're lying to me......" Hearing the other party's words, Noda's heart felt empty for a while.

"Lie to you? Is it easy for you to dream with me? Is it necessary to lie to you?"

"Wow...... Boom ......" There was a sound of hurried footsteps, and Noda picked up a pair of bunjiàns on the table and threw them towards fate, and then quickly ran to the door.

"Hands up!" Noda was greeted by the muzzles of a row of submachine guns, and behind the guns were a pair of PLA uncles, seeing this, Noda was desperate, but fate laughed, and laughed, hahahahaha...... Hahaha!

"Hey, what did you dream about? smiling so happily?" asked the dormitory roommate, pushing fate.

"It's nothing, it's just a dream that a person is fishing in the sea with his JJ, but JJ is bitten off by a fish, and the fish runs away again, don't you think it's funny?" fate is still thinking about the scenes in the dream. The roommate looked at him thoughtfully.

"Alas, my brother can only dream, but if my dream can come true, then my brother won't have to pay you back in the future. Fate sighed, dreams are always dreams, and a qiē still depends on practical actions.

"Hey, where are you running in the middle of the night?" As soon as fate finished speaking, he saw his roommate running out without even wearing clothes and pants, and it was only two o'clock in the morning.

"I'm going to sign up for the army, I hope it's still time to go to the front line......" The voice slowly dissipated, leaving a stunned fate. It turns out that the power of the renminbi is also very great!

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Well, it's just an eternal dream of fate, but fate really hopes that one day the dream will come true, China, you are a giant in a deep sleep, it's time to wake up.

It would be nice if Japan became a province of China, at least in the future, you don't need a visa or anything to go there. Good night guys!

Finally, nag, boycott Japanese products, there are you, I have everyone!