Chapter 6: Slap Prints
Liu Feng and Zhang Sanfeng chatted casually, feeling cordial after not seeing each other for a long time, as if they couldn't finish talking.
Liu Feng and Zhang Sanfeng have talked about everything since they were children, and this is even more true at this time.
"That teacher is so beautiful, Brother Feng, is your heart moved?" Zhang Sanfeng knew Liu Feng's aesthetics, this kind of mature woman was a killer to Liu Feng, and asked deliberately.
"Hmph, that fairy teacher is so beautiful, who knows if she uses phantom arcane magic or wears makeup, maybe she is an old woman." Liu Feng said with a smile.
You're an old woman, your whole family is an old woman, what does this little kid know, I'm without makeup! Zhuang Qiushuo scolded angrily in the back.
Seeing that I don't clean up after you, Zhuang Qiushuo quietly tiptoed behind Liu Feng, who was chatting with Zhang Sanfeng, and kicked out with a wicked smile.
Liu Feng just felt that there was a tiger and a tiger behind him, and a force came, and in the next moment, a dog gnawed shit and fell to the ground, and someone kicked Lao Tzu's ass! There is only Zhang Sanfeng here, it must be him!
Liu Feng looked at Zhang Sanfeng angrily, but when he saw that it was Sanfeng looking at him with a confused face, the innocent eyes didn't seem to be pretending.
"Brother Feng, why did you fall." Zhang Sanfeng asked in confusion and horror, and at the same time felt a little hairy, he was obviously saying this to Liu Feng, but Liu Feng fell to the ground strangely, not like he fell down, but like an invisible person pushed down Liu Feng behind him.
"Sanfeng, there are people here, you use the wind element to feel the surroundings." Liu Feng already sensed that something was wrong, and cautiously went back to back with Zhang Sanfeng. Ever since he accepted that this was the Arcane Plane, he had begun to accept the fact that no matter how weird things were, Arcane, omnipotent!
Zhuang Qiushuo stood behind and covered his mouth, forcibly holding back his laughter, and a pair of jade rabbits in front of him swayed up and down, as if they were about to bounce off. Little fool, this is a teacher, where did you get the wind? Looking for Mr. Zhuge to borrow?
"There's no wind, Brother Feng."
"Build one for you!" Liu Feng ignited the flame again, this time Liu Feng did not throw the fire around, but threw it above his head, "Explode it for me!" ”
With a "boom", a dazzling red spark ignited in the sky, and the sharp rise in temperature made the air pressure lower, and the surrounding air continued to flow towards Liu Feng.
"There, Brother Feng!" Zhang Sanfeng suddenly felt that something was wrong with the wind, obviously there was no one, but it seemed to block the flow of the wind, and pointed to Liu Feng.
Zhuang Qiushuo was extremely surprised, most students subconsciously thought that the fire arcane could only be used to burn demons, Liu Feng could actually think of using the high temperature of the flames to change the airflow! It might not be strange if it was an army or a frequent arcane master, Zhuang Qiushuo, but Liu Feng was just a student who had just learned the arcane! This arcane attainment is truly terrifying!
But in the next moment, Zhuang Qiushuo's thinking suddenly became empty.
I saw Liu Feng rush out with a punch and hit the position pointed by Zhang Sanfeng, but he stumbled, his legs and feet were unstable, and his fist turned into a palm. Directly fell to the ground again.
However, this time Liu Feng did not feel the coldness and hardness of the ground, but warmth and softness.
Liu Feng couldn't help but say, "It's so soft." At this time, Liu Feng did not realize what was happening.
When Liu Feng looked up, what he saw was Zhuang Qiushuo's beautiful and moving fairy face, Zhuang Qiushuo's face was blushing at this time, her body had never been touched by a man, and today she actually asked a student to ..... him to death!
"Pervert, do you have anything to say before you die?" The corners of Zhuang Qiushuo's mouth were hooked, obviously laughing but making people feel cold, and a voice as cold as coming from hell came out.
Liu Feng was still immersed in the wonderful touch, only to hear a chilling sound, as if he was about to break his heart, and he was scared. Liu Feng looked down at this time, Mom, it was really turbulent, and he couldn't hold it in the palm of his hand, which almost made Liu Feng squirt out a nosebleed.
Liu Feng was in a cold sweat, and he remembered what his eldest brother had told him, and it must be right to praise girls at this time!
"I didn't expect it to be unexpectedly majestic and soft, Mr. Qiushuo, your name suits you very well." Liu Feng thought about it carefully and said seriously.
Zhuang Qiushuo was stunned, the pink color suddenly spread to the root of her ears, she really didn't expect Liu Feng to be so cheeky, inch by inch, not only shook it, but also humiliated herself with insulting words!
"Smack!"
A slap slapped Liu Feng out of his body.
Zhuang Qiushuo, who felt very angry and aggrieved, walked over and slapped him again.
"Smack!"
The air froze, and only two slaps remained, crisp and loud, and the aftermath echoed in the classroom like wisps.
At this moment, the two blood-colored slap prints on the left and right sides of Liu Feng's face were symmetrical, and Zhuang Qiushuo's two slaps were the two hardest slaps in his life. Liu Feng and Zhuang Qiushuo glared at each other fiercely with their eyes and did not speak.
Liu Feng scolded in his heart, why is it so violent, didn't he just touch you twice, I didn't mean it, Liu Feng also felt very aggrieved, not because you kicked me first.
In the next second, a flame ignited in Liu Feng's hand, and he swept across this short distance and threw it between Liu Feng and Zhuang Qiushuo.
"Boom!"
The smoke of gunpowder was filled, and this time Liu Feng used the magic energy to create smoke, and the damage was not great.
Taking advantage of this effort, Liu Feng had already run far away, "Sanfeng run, I'll go first!" ”
Sanfeng secretly scolded Liu Feng for not being authentic, ran in the opposite direction to Liu Feng, ran for a while and found that Zhuang Qiushuo didn't catch up, so he stood in place, and then suddenly thought, he didn't touch her, what did he run?
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At this time, you can see an interesting scene on the street, a man in sportswear, with two big slap marks on his face, running away at a gallop in front, judging from the shape and strength of the print, I am afraid that it is a grumpy beauty, the skin of the beating is open, the dark blood red is not to mention, the slender jade fingers are also beautiful, like a blooming blood-colored lotus. In the back, a woman with a delicate face like snow, dressed in a formal suit, and stepping on high heels, is frantically chasing.
It seems that the seal is engraved by the woman in the back.
Passers-by have taken pictures, this kind of scene is rare.
The sound of "da.......da" high heels made Liu Feng panic.
"Click, click, click......." But the sound of passers-by taking pictures on their mobile phones made Liu Feng not only panic, but also frightened and angry.
Liu Feng: That's angry! Hurriedly covered his face with his hands, you took a picture of my wise and martial image, but it's all gone, Yacheng is so big, you don't see it when you look down, don't you take it and become the laughing stock of Yacheng later?
"Boom!" A flame burst out directly, and the flames flew one after another, frightening the faces of those who took pictures pale.
"Don't shoot Lao Tzu, shoot something."
The person taking the picture put away his phone stupidly.
"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient." An old man said leisurely when he saw this scene.
"Hey, what a wicked, this young man, but I envy the old man." An old man looked at the blood-red marks on Liu Feng's face and spoke. It's all from the past, can you not understand?
The grandson next to him asked curiously, "Why is that beautiful sister chasing that big brother from grandpa?" ”
"You are small, I don't understand, but with my years of experience, most of the protection measures are not done, today they will teach you a lesson, safety first!"
"Oh, I see, I remember grandpa!"
Since then, there have been more scumbags in the world.
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In the small courtyard of the Liu family, Liu Guo was building a demon soldier, only to see a pitch-black sword forged from the molten fire, engraved with Dao runes, revealing dazzling brilliance, giving people a feeling of a demon god descending from the sky.
Lan Rou felt a mighty magic power in the room, leisurely and abruptly. Sneaking out of the room, what he saw was a magic sword, a Dao Senran's demon brilliance reflected from the magic sword, and jumped up, giving people a cold feeling, it was a tremor from the soul, it was a kind of shock from the soul, or from the level, as if it was not a mortal thing, descending from a higher level.
"This, this is?" Lan Rou looked at the demon soldier and asked curiously, it was really that the aura of this demon soldier was too terrifying, making people feel suffocated and depressed.
"Do you remember the piece of magic iron I picked up back then, I originally wanted to sell it, Liu Chuang told me, this is a piece of magic iron outside the sky, it's better to stay." Liu Guo recalled.
Liu Guo wanted to make a weapon for his eldest son, but Liu Chuang refused. said that he was not too inclined to the combat type, and he had a hunch that Liu Feng was more suitable for this meteorite, so it was better to leave it to Liu Feng.
Liu Guo knew that this was an excuse for Liu Chuang to leave a talisman for his younger brother, but Liu Guo didn't say anything, Liu Chuangxiu's witch system can be blessed and avoid disasters to a certain extent, and it is very safe, but Liu Feng, who doesn't know what department he will awaken, needs a weapon to protect himself.
Demon soldiers, which are weapons used by arcanists in battle, are generally expensive, and only hundreds of thousands of yuan can buy the lowest level. And the piece of magic iron that Liu Guo picked up is of immeasurable value, Liu Guo once secretly took this piece of magic iron to the Arcane Association for testing, and no one could detect any quality, just said that this piece of magic iron was worth a fortune.
"Is it for Liu Feng?" Lan Rou's eyes were threatening, and she glanced at Liu Guo lightly, as if you dared to say that it was for someone else, and it would kill you.
"Yes, yes." Liu Guo also noticed Lan Rou's eyes, obviously beautiful eyes in autumn water, this moment was as scary as a knife, he only felt a chill in his heart, and hurriedly answered. As soon as she mentioned her youngest son, Lan Rou couldn't wait to stuff all the good things to him, but it didn't matter, this was originally made for Liu Feng.
"This magic sword still needs to be improved in the future, and the current Liu Feng can't control it." Liu Guo said as he sealed the magic sword into a box.
"Uh-huh." Lan Rou nodded in satisfaction.
At this time, Liu Feng covered his face and ran home, and when he passed by Lan Rou and Liu Guo, he said, "I'll go back to my room to practice." ”
Lan Rou and Liu Guo glanced at each other and felt that something was wrong, why did Liu Feng cover his face?
Just as he was about to ask, a woman with a delicate face like snow rushed in.
"You, you are?" Lan Rou and Liu Guo asked tentatively.
"Ah, I'm Liu Feng's teacher Zhuang Qiushuo." Zhuang Qiushuo looked at the middle-aged couple in front of him, especially the middle-aged man, who was somewhat similar to Liu Feng, and understood that this was Liu Feng's parents, so he changed from an endocrine disorder to a smile on his face.
"I'm Lan Rou, Liu Feng's mother, and I'm ...... Did Komine make a mistake at school? This kid has been naughty since he was a child. Lan Rou looked at Zhuang Qiushuo and said embarrassedly, and smiled wryly.
Liu Feng, this kid is in trouble again, it's wrong to cover his face just now, and then there is a female teacher running now, ah, won't it? Liu Feng, this kid deserves to be my son, and the female teachers have hooked up. You'll have to ask him when you get back.
If Liu Feng knew that his mother thought of her like this, he would definitely cry and faint, isn't it his mother?
"No... No. Zhuang Qiushuo squeezed out a smile and smiled awkwardly. I have already "scolded my mother" in my heart, your son touched my mother's chest, can I still say it?
"Then Mr. Zhuang, are you here?"
"This, this, well, I'm here to visit." Zhuang Qiushuo thought whimsically.
"Ah, it's time to eat, Mr. Zhuang let's have a meal together." Without waiting for Zhuang Qiushuo to agree, Lan Rou pulled Zhuang Qiushuo into the house.
Liu Guo took advantage of this opportunity and hurriedly hid the box containing the magic sword, this is a baby, it doesn't matter if the teacher is still a rumored girlfriend, it's still important.
"Xiao Feng is here to eat."
"No, I want to cultivate." Liu Feng refused, what kind of joke, let him go and have dinner with Zhuang Qiushuo, hehe, dream.
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Lan Rou secretly turned on the "Lower Light System Arcane - Holy Pupil" during the meal, and saw the scene in Liu Feng's house, only to see Liu Feng sitting cross-legged on the bed, and there were two more big slap marks on his beautiful face in the past, which were incomparably symmetrical, incomparably coordinated, and natural. The slender fingerprints are like blood-colored lotus flowers blooming, making people feel that the soft wattle must be slender jade fingers, green and white, ghostly and magical, as if it is not from the world.
While secretly feeling distressed, I felt that Xiaofeng was really a little fool, how could he use a strong one? It's too inferior.
The so-called holy pupil is to use the arcane light system to transmit infrared light and block visible light, so as to achieve the effect of perspective.
Of course, the premise of perspective is that there is no Arcanist's magic in front of you. Liu Feng didn't know that he had been peeped at by his mother, but he was still feeling bitter alone in his heart, why was this female teacher so violent, she was too ruthless, she was a femme fatale, and she was really the most poisonous woman's heart.
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This was definitely the most embarrassing meal Zhuang Qiushuo had ever eaten in his life.
Liu Guo was eating by himself, thinking about how to improve the magic sword. And Lan Rou was smiling and looking at herself, as if she was looking at her future daughter-in-law.