Chapter 7: You're all snakes
"You've heard about it, Don made a bet with the coach that he would score ten goals in the first ten rounds."
"Don has been very arrogant lately, but he scored two goals in the warm-up game, and he really thought he was Lucas."
"Tang guessed he was dumped by his girlfriend."
"Damn, it turns out that Don likes women?"
"Haha."
In the leisure bar, everyone was drinking coffee and gossiping, and when Tang Zhenglong passed by, he heard everyone talking about himself, but he had been encountering this situation, Tang Zhenglong passed by silently and did not make trouble.
With a ding, the system task is generated.
"Stand on the bar, make an impassioned speech, time it for 10 minutes, and collect 100 surprise points."
Reward: An own long card, instructions for use: designate a player on the other side to trigger an own goal, and the host and the designated player are valid within 5 meters of each other.
Punishment: A minor injury card, stating: Minor injury is an injury that can be recovered within one week.
"I'll you."
I made a bet with the head coach that if I hung up for a week, it would be a failure, and I couldn't get my monthly salary, so I drank the northwest wind.
Tang Zhenglong looked at the bar, a little embarrassed, it is quite embarrassing for ordinary people to give speeches in public, and they have to be impassioned, which sounds very middle two.
"By the way, system, what do you mean to be surprised?"
"You'll understand as soon as you start talking."
"Okay."
Just when everyone was bragging and chatting, they suddenly saw someone climb onto the bar, and when they looked closely, it turned out to be Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, you're crazy."
"Ding Dong, harvest 1 surprise point."
Tang Zhenglong understood, at this time, there was a VR-like picture in front of him, and there was a bubble on each teammate's head, with numbers written on it, for example, the one just now was 1.
"I see."
Tang Zhenglong said: "I just heard someone talking about me behind my back, and the last thing I like is that others chew their tongues behind their backs, what can I say to my face." ”
Someone laughed and said: "Don, everyone knows, you bet with John that you will score at least 1 goal per game in the first 10 rounds of the league." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed.
Tang Zhenglong patted his chest and said, "I said it, how about it?" ”
"Don, who gave you courage."
"Hahaha."
"Liang Jingru."
“……”
"Who?"
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Ding Dong, harvest 5 surprise points.
"We all need courage to believe that we will be ...... together"
Look at me, people, and I'll look at you.
"I'm sorry, it was the Chinese version just now, I'm trying to sing the German version now."
"Damn, Don can still sing."
Ding Dong, 2 surprise points.
Tang Zhenglong had goosebumps all over his body, it was impossible to kill him in the past, and he felt really embarrassed.
Looking at the virtual interface, there are only 35 surprise points, and the countdown is already halfway through.
"Bragging, I'm going to continue to brag, didn't the ancients say, don't you say that the words are not shocking and endless!"
Tang Zhenglong looked at his teammates, "I know you don't believe that I can score 10 in 10 rounds, do you know why?" ”
"Why?" Someone laughed.
"Because you're all snakes, you're satisfied if you can play in the regional league, I'm different, I'm going to go to the first team before the winter break, I'm going to play with Podolski, next season I'm going to play in the Bundesliga, I'm going to Bayern, I'm going to win the Champions League, I'm going to win the Ballon d'Or."
……
After a brief silence, there was a burst of laughter from inside the room.
"Hahaha."
"It's the funniest joke I've ever heard growing up."
This was followed by a rapid increase in surprise, but for some reason, after 75, it did not rise.
"The system, is it dead?"
"No, the system is very healthy."
Seeing that time was running out, Tang Zhenglong glanced at it, it is estimated that everyone's emotions have been mobilized, no matter how much surprise and feeling needs new stimulation, but where is the new stimulation?
At this moment, the head coach came to the lounge bar to ask for a cup of coffee, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Tang Zhenglong standing on the bar.
"Don, what are you doing here?"
"I ......"
Someone laughed and said, "Tang, wasn't it arrogant just now?" So now you can comment on the manager, do you dare? ”
Seeing this, John probably understood what was going on.
"I'm okay, Don, if you have any opinion about me, you can say it now."
The countdown is running out.
Tang Zhenglong thought to himself that if he scolded the head coach, then he would definitely complete the task, but in that case, his career in the team would also be over, because it is impossible for any coach to accept that players damage their authority, which is the bottom line of professional football.
So what I said had to be very clever, on the one hand, to make everyone laugh, and on the other hand, not to really make the manager angry.
John took a sip of his coffee and smiled, "Say, I'm not angry." ”
"Okay, I said it, you promise not to hit me!"
"I can't guarantee that."
Tang Zhenglong took a deep breath and said, "Head, you look very good when you drink coffee." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked over, only to see John's hand holding the cup cocked his little finger, and soon only listened to a series of poof, poof, poof, and finally one person did not hold back, this hilarious sound was like pushing the first domino, everyone couldn't hold back, and laughed out one after another.
"Hahaha."
85。
95。
98。
100。
Mission accomplished.
John looked at his gesture and said embarrassedly, "I'm afraid of burning...... Don, you come down for me, I promise not to kill you. ”
"Haha."
A comedy of an eagle catching a chicken was staged in the house, and Tang Zhenglong saw that the task was completed, even if he was beaten a few times by the coach, his heart was happy.
*****
Erfurt.
The team's first opponent of the new season, the regional league kick-off time is more awkward, it is 1pm, which is quite a painful kick-off time for a football game.
At the Steiger Forest Stadium, more than 4,000 fans filled half of the stadium, and the Cologne players looked at it, and there were not many fans who could come to watch the game away, most of them were home team fans.
There are a lot of Cologne fans, but most of them follow the first team, and there are very few people who make a special trip to the second team, which is normal, even hardcore Bayern fans do not necessarily go to watch the second team play.
Tang Zhenglong sat on the bench in this game, but it was nothing, because his bet with the head coach was based on playing time, and John also privately promised to give Tang Zhenglong playing time, because of those two goals, Tang Zhenglong's goals in the pre-season warm-up game were second only to striker Thomas Booker.
People in the football circle are a little superstitious, regardless of whether Tang is a talented player or not, it is true that he can score goals anyway, so at this time, Tang Zhenglong's status in John's heart has quietly changed.
What John didn't expect at this time was that the opponent's head coach, an old Bulgarian man, was staring at him.