Tang Zhenglong was a little sweaty, "I'm a player, not a koi, what do you say to score a goal makes you happy." ”

"Why should I make you happy?"

However, Tang Zhenglong didn't spray on the spot, and there was no reward for saliva, so he still saved it and sprayed it later.

In the second half, Cologne made a substitution, and No. 36 Tang Zhenglong came on the field.

After Tang Zhenglong came on the court, he ran to a parallel position with No. 9 Thomas Booker, Cologne changed to 442, Booker and Tang Zhenglong played double forwards, one high and one fast.

This is the coach's original idea, when Tang Zhenglong first came, this set of tactics was practiced in training, but Tang Zhenglong's ability to protect the ball was too poor, and he hit it in the penalty area, and finally the head coach gave up.

"I hope Tang Zhenglong proves that I'm right." John thought to himself.

Soon Tang Zhenglong ran out of a vacancy, he used speed to go around behind the defender in the side position, and the midfielder also sent a straight plug in time, but in the next second, everyone was dumbfounded, Tang Zhenglong stopped the ball 5 meters away, and the ball had no chance.

The stopping ball is counted under the dribbling attribute, and Tang Zhenglong's dribbling attribute is only 20, which is indeed a bit of a dish.

"Ah, I feel so poor, there are a lot of attributes I want to upgrade, but there are so few big mouths."

"Ahh

Just when Tang Zhenglong regretted it, the ball came over again, this time Tang Zhenglong stopped the ball, but the opponent's strong defender leaned on him, which is Tang Zhenglong's biggest disadvantage, and it is also the reason why he has been a water cooler administrator for a long time, that is, he is at an absolute disadvantage against the German defender.

Looking at the data, it is not difficult to understand that Tang Zhenglong's strength attribute is 30, and the strength of the average German defender is at least 50 or more.

If it is a South American player, the strength is not superior, but their dribbling is at least 60 or more, that is, technology can make up for the difference in strength, but Tang Zhenglong is neither strength nor technology, the only thing that can be said is speed.

In fact, flexibility and flexibility are also under this attribute, in fact, look at the Asian players who mix well in Europe, basically they are dexterous types, and I haven't heard of Asians becoming air tyrants in Germany.

was hit twice by the opposing defender, Tang Zhenglong simply fell to the ground, but the referee shook his finger and signaled that the ball was fine.

"Damn, this is Chi Guoguo's racial discrimination, he really pushes me, I'm straight."

As the minutes ticked by, the opponent set up an iron bucket formation, and the advantage of one ball made them play very relaxed.

And Cologne can basically only be a long pass rush, but the accuracy of the pass is very average, and it can't be scored at all, and Tang Zhenglong basically disappeared after he came on the field, and head coach John regretted it a little.

"Could it be that Tang Zhenglong is really a parallel import?"

The parallel goods here are not expensive parallel goods like Balotelli, but the goods that are born to take care of the water dispenser, referred to as parallel goods.

With 78 minutes to go, the opponent's mentality was getting more and more relaxed, and it looked like the first win of the new season was in hand.

That's when Cologne got a corner.

I don't know why, at this time, everyone looked at Tang Zhenglong, remembering that the ball against Union Berlin was this guy who received a corner kick and put in a beautiful header.

Tang Zhenglong Khan.

"Don't look at me, okay? I was stressed. ”

Jova runs to the corner flag to prepare for tee-off.

The Cologne players made a big bet, and anyway, losing one is a loss, and losing ten is also a loss, no difference.

Tang Zhenglong was also ambushed in the forbidden area.

"System, use an oolong card."

I saw the oolong card dissipate in front of him, and then an interface appeared in front of Tang Zhenglong's eyes, all the players showed two colors, blue and red, but there was very little red, and there were many blues, while the Cologne players were all blue.

Tang Zhenglong understood that red is an eligible optional player, for example, there are only three red players at this time, one is the goalkeeper, there is a striker who returns to defense, and there is a short defender, and with the movement of Tang Zhenglong's footsteps, the distance between the goalkeeper and Tang Zhenglong exceeded 5 meters and turned blue, which is not optional.

"The system, for example, I chose the goalkeeper, but after the ball came out, he ran 5 meters away, what should I do?"

"That ......"

"It's just that you're out of luck."

"CNM's system."

Tang Zhenglong silently walked towards the goalkeeper, "I must not let you leave me 5 meters away." ”

After Tang Zhenglong was selected, there was a moving circle above the goalkeeper's head, and then Tang Zhenglong wanted to ensure that the distance between himself and the goalkeeper was not thrown away.

In the general corner kick defense, the players will push away the opponent's attacking players as much as possible to form a protection in front of the goalkeeper.

It's the same with Erfurt, a big defender pushing Tang Zhenglong out.

"If you push me again, I'll fall."

"Don't touch me."

Seeing that Qiao Wa was about to kick off, Tang Zhenglong was pushed 5 meters away, Tang Zhenglong was anxious, the other party held himself with both hands, it was not easy to break free, and at the last moment, Tang Zhenglong opened his mouth and bit the other party's arm.

"Ahh

Tang Zhenglong caught up with two steps, and the distance between himself and the goalkeeper was exactly 5 meters.

Pavel Dochev with his hands on his chest, this ball is no problem, the goalkeeper has formed control of the ball, the opponent has no chance, John also sees it this way, this ball is the goalkeeper's!

Just when everyone thought that the ball was fine, a magical scene happened, only to see the goalkeeper shoot with one hand, but he did not shoot outside the penalty area, but into his own goal.

"Is Christmas coming early?" The Cologne players are stupid.

And the Erfurt players are as stunned as wooden chickens, and there is no one around the goalkeeper to interfere at all, how can they shoot into their own goal, what happened? It's evil.

The Cologne players ran to Jova who took a corner kick, and they could only thank him, Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, this is obviously my credit, forget it, don't worry about you.

For Cologne, it was a bit of a joy from the sky, although it was an own goal, but it completely changed the situation of the game, and the opponent could no longer be comfortable in a bucket formation.

At this moment, someone grabbed Tang Zhenglong's neck, "It's you yellow-skinned monkey, you bit me just now, I want to complain to the referee." ”

"Hey, hey, don't touch me, I didn't bite you, you circled me, I don't do it, you know?"

The other party was angry and pointed to the tooth marks on his arm, "You wait for the red card." ”

Tang Zhenglong had a plan in his heart and said with a smile: "Do you know why your goalkeeper shoots the ball into his own door?" Because it was a magic from China. ”

"Magic? Okay, I'll tell the referee to go. ”

"Referee, he did his magic."

The referee was stunned, and Tang Zhenglong was holding his stomach and laughing.

The referee said to him very seriously: "I'm sure he's teasing you." ”

"Referee, but it's true that he bit me."

The referee patted him, "Don't make a fuss, he doesn't know magic, and he doesn't bite you." ”

“……”