Chapter 20: Your level is too bad
"What's the matter with you?"
“……”
"You...... And...... Asian Men ......"
Before Tang Zhenglong could finish speaking, the other party suddenly shouted: "I know you, Tang Zhenglong." ”
“?”
"You know me?"
"That's right."
The policewoman took out her phone, "Look, I took a picture." ”
What is playing on the mobile phone is Tang Zhenglong's zero-degree angle header goal in the second round of the league.
"Wow, you took it."
"yes, I remember that the Express also reported later."
"Hello, my name is Yulia."
"Hello, my name is Tang Zhenglong." After finishing speaking, Tang Zhenglong felt that he was very stupid, and the other party knew his name.
"Hehe, you're so cute, by the way, what are you doing here?"
Tang Zhenglong was ready to fool.
"yes, I'm on a reality TV show."
"Where?" Yulia looked left and right.
"Don't look at it, or you'll be a goof."
Yulia nodded hurriedly.
"What do you need me to work with?"
"I'm going to ask you a big question."
"Okay."
"Really?"
Yulia nodded, "I like to watch reality TV shows very much, I know there is a whole person content, you ask." ”
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
"Have you ever sexted an Asian man?"
Flutter.
Yulia laughed.
"I'm sorry, should I be serious and listen to the truth?"
"Of course."
"I haven't had a sex with any man yet." Yulia blushed, "But I don't care about skin color, blacks, whites, Asians can try to date, but one thing is a must, and that is that he must be a Cologne fan." ”
"Not a Cologne fan, can't you?"
Yulia gestured with her hands to an X, "My boyfriend has to be a Cologne fan." ”
"Would you like to socialize with a Cologne player?"
"Of course."
"I'm guessing your dream girl is Lucas Podolski."
Yulia's face turned even redder, which was considered a tacit acquiescence.
In Europe, don't doubt the popularity of football stars, it is no exaggeration to say that to become a star, women will really pounce, so the famous German goalkeeper Kahn will say in front of the camera, don't marry a football player.
"Alright, thank you for your cooperation."
"Hehe, I'm okay, right?"
Tang Zhenglong gave a thumbs up, "The audience must not be able to see it." ”
"By the way, which TV station is it?"
Sweat.
Tang Zhenglong's face had black lines.
"This."
"I'll go first."
Tang Zhenglong ran away, Yulia was a little regretful, "I didn't get Tang Zhenglong's call." ”
"Forget it, let's go see him train next time."
*****
When he came to the locker room of the first team, Tang Zhenglong's first feeling was that it was really big, much larger than the locker room of the second team, and the storage space of the players was also relatively large.
Just as Tang Zhenglong was putting on his jersey, a big hand patted him on the shoulder.
Turning his head, this person is a head taller than Tang Zhenglong, he is the team's main goalkeeper - No. 33 Stefan Wiesels.
"You're from the second team?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
In a club like Cologne, many players are promoted from within, and now the team's main midfielder Christian Springer and right-back Andrew Sinkara are all from the second team, of course, the biggest name cultivated by the Cologne second team must be Podolski, who is known as the prince of Cologne.
"You're so skinny, if you come to a team, you can eat more."
Tang Zhenglong laughed dryly, the lack of confrontation is his biggest injury, or a hurdle for Asian teams to come to Europe.
The old birds of the first team of Cologne came to the locker room one after another, but except for the goalkeeper Svant who took the initiative to greet him, the rest of the people did not notice Tang Zhenglong, maybe he was too ordinary at this time, so ordinary that it was not worth the old birds of the first team to look up at him.
Tang Zhenglong caught a glimpse of Podolsky not far away, and that was his goal.
"As long as I become a star like Podolski, then I can become the dream girl of a Cologne woman."
Thinking of this lofty goal, Tang Zhenglong grinned.
*****
It's been 10 minutes since the group confrontation started, and Stevens has been shaking his head, and the expression on John's face next to him is not good.
"It's just running blind."
John wanted to plead, but when the words reached his throat, he swallowed them back, because Tang Zhenglong was really running blindly on the court at this time.
The players of the first team are also dumbfounded, such a level is not qualified in the second team, the running ability is so poor, and the body is very thin, in the German B that emphasizes physical confrontation, what can such a player do?
Stevens looked at his watch and waved his hand, "You can go, it's just a waste of my time." ”
“……”
"Tang's strongest is the ability to grab points in front of the goal, especially the ability to grab corners and land, Tang seems to have some kind of special function."
"Really?" Stevens' expression was like, "Why don't I believe it!" ”
"Really, if it doesn't work this time, I'll take Tang Zhenglong's goods away."
Stevens nodded, he called a timeout, and rearranged the corner.
John called Tang Zhenglong over, "Tang, I'll use my old face to vouch for you this time, you give me the technique of grabbing points in front of the door and show them it." ”
5 of Tang Zhenglong's 11 goals were scored by corner kicks, but that was because there was a corner kick god-level grab card, but now......
Tang Zhenglong really wants to pump the system, why didn't he give me a plug-in at this time, this is obviously to make a fool of himself.
There is a saying, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, John was full of hope that Tang Zhenglong would use his ability to grab a header against the sky to conquer Stevens, but what he didn't expect was 10 corner kicks, and Tang Zhenglong didn't grab a header.
Stevens was suddenly happy, and he patted John, "I've seen anything bad, but I've never seen anything so bad." ”
What else could John say, he gestured at Tang Zhenglong, and then pointed to the second team's training ground.
"It's over!"
Tang Zhenglong's worst fearing thing happened, if he went back, he would not be laughed to death.
Tang Zhenglong ran to Stevens, "Head, give me another chance." ”
"I don't think it's necessary, I already know your level."
"I know I didn't behave well, but there's a reason why I didn't behave well."
"What is the reason?" Stevens wondered.
I only heard Tang Zhenglong say: "The reason why I didn't perform well was because the level of my teammates who cooperated with me was so bad, and I had to train with Lucas." ”
As soon as these words came out, the training ground almost exploded, and No. 8 Matthias Schultz was a violent temper, he rolled up his sleeves, "Don't stop me." ”
Stevens motioned for him not to make trouble, and he smiled at Tang Zhenglong: "You want to train with Lucas?" ”
Tang Zhenglong nodded solemnly.