Chapter 79: Pushing Down the Coach
"Zhenglong, now it looks like you're likely to play in the Bundesliga next season, would you want to transfer?"
Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I still want to prove my ability in Cologne first, as for the transfer, it should be a matter later." ”
"Now it looks like your achievements will definitely surpass Yang Chen and Xie Hui."
"Hehe, hehe, the master led the way in, and the cultivation is personal."
Yang Zhiyong Khan, "Zhenglong, this idiom seems to be used incorrectly, it should be the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves." ”
Tang Zhenglong snapped his fingers.
"The front wave dies on the beach."
……
"It doesn't seem right."
Yang Zhiyong suddenly felt that it was easy to be bent with Tang Zhenglong.
"Forget it, let's skip this topic."
"Zhenglong, can you talk about your emotional outlook."
"You mean girlfriend?"
Yang Zhiyong smiled, after all, the times are different, in fact, fans still love to watch gossip, and it is human nature.
"Like what kind of girls do you like?"
"White-skinned, beautiful, rich."
Boom, Yang Zhiyong was thundered, which was too direct.
"No, I mean the spiritual stuff."
Tang Zhenglong showed an expression of incomprehension.
Yang Zhiyong tried to guide.
"Like a common hobby? Art, food, everything. ”
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
"No, it's enough to be white-skinned, beautiful, and rich."
Yang Zhiyong almost cried.
"Well, skip that topic too."
"By the way, Zhenglong, apart from football, do you usually have any hobbies?"
"Does watching a movie count?"
Yang Zhiyong was happy, "Of course, what kind of movies do you like to watch." ”
"Stephen Chow's movies feel particularly funny."
"I like it too, which one do you like best?"
"By the way, what's the name of the one with Karen Mok?"
"God of Food."
"Yes, yes, the scene where the fat man pulls S in front of the elevator is particularly funny."
Yang Zhiyong wanted to cry again, is this Tang Zhenglong the same as Stephen Chow, his thinking is particularly jumpy?
After the interview, it was already dark, and the two of them were separated at the door of the café.
"I'll send you the final draft first, please trust me."
"I believe you, Brother Yang, you won't cheat me."
Yang Zhiyong's heart suddenly became hot, how good it felt to be trusted, but he had one more mouth.
"Why do you believe in me so much?"
Tang Zhenglong grinned: "Because you are a football reporter based in Germany, if you dare to scribble, I can beat you." ”
……
"Hahaha." The two looked at each other and smiled.
******
"Hello coach." Tang Zhenglong was the first to come to the gym again, Christine smiled at him, since the team hired Christine as an aerobic exercise coach, the gym has been lively.
These beasts suddenly became very athletic, and they came to the gym when they had time.
"You're the first one again, help me distribute the equipment."
"Okay."
Ding.
"Got a mission?"
Mission: Push Christine, Standard: Hold it down face to face, for more than 10 seconds.
Rewards: 200 Big Mouth points, 3 Marseille Slaloms.
Penalty: 1 Level 2 Injury Card (recover within 2 weeks)
Tang Zhenglong's whole body was shocked.
"System, this one hundred percent will be sued."
"Then you can give up."
"Give up on your sister." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
"Can it be an accident?"
seems to remember that there is such a scene in Stephen Chow's movie, it seems to be in "Truant Dragon", Zhu Yin was really young at that time.
Off topic!
"Accept!"
Tang Zhenglong's idea was to cause an accident, accidentally fall, and then accidentally fell on Christine, and finally accidentally struggled on the floor for 10 seconds, unable to get up.
"Okay, that's the plan, but as for whether it will be accused, I don't know."
But it's not bad to think about it, anyway, I was also told by Claudia, since being bound by the system, this kind of thing is probably inevitable.
"System, do I want to enroll in a law course and learn about the laws on harassment of women so that I can protect myself."
"Master, good idea."
"Good girl!!" Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
"Ahh
A scream drew Christine in.
I saw Tang Zhenglong on all fours, and the whole person was propped up, like an arched bridge.
"Don, what are you doing here?"
"I was just doing a preparatory activity when my waist suddenly twisted."
"It's very common, you must not be paying attention, twisting the small muscle groups in the waist."
"What then?"
"Wait a minute, I'll go find a yoga ball and put it under your stomach, you can rest for a while, and slowly your waist should be able to move."
"Christine, help me."
Tang Zhenglong shed a tear.
"Don't worry!"
Christine immediately went to find a yoga ball.
But it was found that Tang Zhenglong's stomach and the gap between the floor could not fit a yoga ball.
"Don, can your stomach go up a little?"
"What are you kidding, my waist is like an iron plate, why don't you hold it up for me and stuff it in."
Christine looked at it, and it could only be like this.
She leaned down and supported Tang Zhenglong with her shoulders.
"This is the time."
Tang Zhenglong pressed down.
"Ahh This time it was Christine who screamed.
"Don, move out of the way."
"I can't move."
"Your waist is twisted, and your hands are fine, besides, why are you wrapping your hands around me."
"Self-protection, don't take advantage of me."
Christine almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.
"Fuck off."
"No, there's still 5 seconds." Tang Zhenglong looked at the countdown in the system.
Just then, the gym door opened and teammates entered.
Brush it, and everyone is dumbfounded.
"This ......"
"Don, I killed you, you insulted my goddess." Schultz was indignant.
Kristen was already mad.
"Get out of here."
"Don't get me wrong, this matter is very complicated."
Everyone laughed, "We didn't misunderstand, you are really amazing, we admire it." ”
Finally, when the 10 seconds came, Tang Zhenglong turned over and lay on his back.
Christine immediately explained.
"What? Twisted waist? When we are stupid. ”
Christine looked at everyone's expressions, and knew that everyone didn't believe it, and she felt that it was too much to change herself, so could she resign?
Christine kicked Tang Zhenglong hard, "You make it clear to everyone." ”
"That's the case, it's really my waist twisted, the coach is helping me, don't get me wrong."
Schultz was angry: "Christine, Tang Zhenglong has a girlfriend." ”
Christine shrugged, "What's my business." ”
She meant it was my business, but once again, everyone understood it crookedly.
"Why, could it be that Tang knows some kind of magic? Even if she has a girlfriend, Christine is still willing? ”
It took a while for Christine to react and hurriedly said, "I didn't mean that. ”