Chapter 102: Attending classes as punishment
At the end of the training, in the locker room, the teammates left one after another, and when they left, everyone gave Tang Zhenglong a smile.
"Don, let's go first."
Tang Zhenglong knew that these guys were not well-intentioned.
"Don, take a good class."
"Hahaha."
"Get out!"
The Cologne Club found Tang Zhenglong a German teacher and trained intensively for a month.
Coming to the team's small multi-purpose hall, Tang Zhenglong met Stevens.
"Head, is the German teacher I was looking for male or female, is it beautiful?"
Stevens rolled his eyes, "As long as you are good at German, you don't care if it's a man or a woman." ”
"That's not good, I like female teachers, preferably blonde and blue-eyed, college students are best, don't be married."
"Then you can just go to the red light district."
……
Soon, a girl pushed the door in, and Tang Zhenglong saw that it was a Chinese girl.
"Hello, my name is Liu Yan, a student at the University of Cologne."
Stevens held out his hand, "My assistant should have made it clear with you, right?" ”
Liu Yan nodded, "I think it's no problem, I can do it, I'm a German major, and I'm Chinese, so there's no problem with both languages." ”
"That's good."
Stevens patted Tang Zhenglong, "Study hard, if you make such a low-level mistake in the future, the club will fine you half a year's salary." ”
Tang Zhenglong shuddered and thought, "Don't scare me, okay?" I know I care about money the most. ”
"Don't worry, head, I will study hard and make progress every day."
Burst.
Liu Yan smiled.
"Teacher Liu, what are you laughing at?"
"Mr. Tang, this is a typical Chinese German, there is no such expression in German."
Sweat.
At the beginning of the class, the Cologne Club's requirements for Liu Yan were very clear, imitating the questions that reporters would ask in interviews and correcting Tang Zhenglong's inappropriate expressions.
"Student Tang, I found that your German is relatively slippery, but it is not standard, and many of it is still Chinese-style."
Tang Zhenglong showed a particularly sassy expression and smiled: "Teacher, can you not call me classmate Tang." ”
"What did you call you then?"
"How's Longlong?"
……
Liu Yan smirked.
"I think it's more appropriate to call him Tang."
Tang Zhenglong's personality doesn't like to study at all, and he started playing football because he didn't like to study.
He just wants to pick up beautiful teachers.
"Yan Yan, who are you from China?"
"Yan Yan?"
Liu Yan was shocked.
"Student Tang, you still call me Teacher Liu."
"Let's continue the class, I'll imitate the reporter's questions, you can answer at will, and I'll correct the mistakes."
"Okay."
"Mr. Tang, why do you like to play football?"
"Yanyan, because I have a talent for football, my mother said that she had a strange dream when she was pregnant with me, about football, a fairy told my mother that her son would become a football king in the future."
Liu Yan was dumbfounded.
"Student Tang, why did you answer me in Chinese?"
"Because it's so difficult, I don't speak German."
Liu Yan wanted to cry, she wanted to work and study to earn some extra money, but she didn't expect this Tang Zhenglong to be a bastard.
"Tang Zhenglong, you see that it is not easy for the teacher to leave his hometown and come to Germany, can you not be so tigery."
……
"Teacher, from the Northeast, haha."
……
"Shall we continue the lesson?"
“ok。”
Ding.
"Coming to the mission at this time?"
Task: Write a love letter to the teacher with the following 10 German words.
Rewards: Red card revocation card, 200 big mouth points.
Tang Zhenglong's body was shocked.
10 German words?
After looking at it, Tang Zhenglong cried to the system: "System, this will definitely be a defendant, have you prepared a bail for me?" ”
"Master, isn't it your forte to harass girls?"
"Get out!! I'm very simple, okay. ”
Tang Zhenglong looked at it, and there was no punishment.
"System, I've known you for so long, I've never rejected you, I'm ready to reject you once."
"Master, are you going to refuse the mission?"
"Yes!"
Seeing that there was no punishment, Tang Zhenglong suddenly dragged it up, fearless.
Ding.
"What?"
"Master, the supplementary terms of the mission have been updated, you can take a look again."
What else can be added to the task? Tang Zhenglong is uncomfortable all over his body, can he still be like this? Isn't this the legendary trick?
Sure enough, the system cheated and added punishment - women's popularity dropped by 70%
"System, in this case, every time you pretend to ask a p, it's all a trick."
"Master, there was an unpredictable error when the system just released the task, please don't misunderstand."
……
Tang Zhenglong was too lazy to swear.
"Master, do you accept it?"
"Accept!"
*****
The first hour of the course is German speaking, and the last hour is the written language reinforcement.
"Student Tang, the teacher doesn't know how good your written language is, so let's write something first, and the teacher will take a look."
"Anything?"
"Of course, but you have to write carefully, and the teacher will be back in half an hour."
"No problem."
Tang Zhenglong thought to himself, "Yan Yan, you can't blame me for this, you said it yourself, you can do anything, hehe." ”
Half an hour later, Liu Yan returned.
"Mr. Tang, have you finished writing?"
"It's written."
Liu Yan took it and looked at it, the words were really ugly, but who made her a teacher, so she read it, but ......
"Classmate Tang, what are you writing here!"
"Love letters."
……
Liu Yan wanted to cry, how could there be such a tiger student?
"Student Tang......"
"Teacher, you said it yourself, you can write anything."
Liu Yan choked on a sentence and was speechless for a long time.
"Mr. Tang, okay, even if it's a love letter, but you know what? Many of the words in it are very inappropriate, and can even be said to be very sexy. ”
"Really? Teacher, I don't understand, you teach me. ”
Liu Yan knew that Tang Zhenglong did it on purpose.
"Student Tang, are you ...... I...... All right. ”
Liu Yan could only teach Tang Zhenglong seriously, and slowly, Tang Zhenglong found that Liu Yan's German was really good, and he could learn things by learning from her.
"Student Tang, these words must not be said in a public place, you know?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded, "Teacher, can I invite you to dinner?" ”
"Forget about eating, just study hard."
"Teacher, do you have a boyfriend? Do you like German men? Let me tell you, in fact, the men are still good in China, and the Germans look tall, but they are strong on the outside and capable in the middle. ”
Liu Yan couldn't bear it, "Tang Zhenglong, you bastard, if you do this again, I will tell the coach to go and fine you with half a year's salary." ”
Tang Zhenglong lowered his head, "I don't dare." ”
"Also, don't call me Yanyan in the future."
"Okay, Yanyan."
After speaking, Tang Zhenglong covered his mouth and lightly slapped his mouth.