Chapter 157: The Germans don't know what a turtle is
"Cologne's defense line is really bad."
Mainz's high ball was hoisted in, and both Cologne defenders rose to the top of the head, and opposing striker Michael Turck caught up with a kick to kick the ball into the back of the net.
Mainz pulled one back, and the Rheinland Energy Arena was suddenly silent.
Jurgen Klopp jumped up and threw punches into the air to pull a ball back to mean there was still hope for the game.
Stevens clapped his hands to encourage his players, and the pressure came again.
What Cologne fans didn't expect was a blow that followed, and five minutes later, just before the end of the first half, Mainz tore through the Cologne defence with a fast break down the middle, with midfielder Benjamin Orr breaking through and firing low into the far corner.
Goalkeeper Svant couldn't make a save and the ball rolled into the goal again.
Jurgen Klopp went berserk, provoking the home fans and unleashing his passion.
"Did you see that?"
"That's football."
"That's the offense."
Stevens was a little frustrated, but that's normal, and it will take some time for the team's backline to get used to.
Stevens called Podolski over, "That's when you need to step up, stabilize the team, you're the captain." ”
Podolsky nodded, he turned his head, and was about to fulfill his duties as the captain, but he didn't expect that Tang Zhenglong had already done this.
"What's going on? Do you still want a face? We lost two in 5 minutes and both cheered me up. ”
"The opponent is Mainz, not Bayern Munich, what's so scary!"
'Okay, forget about conceding the goal, I'll score again, we'll win the game.'
Podolski patted Tang Zhenglong, "Don, I'm the captain, and comforting the players is what I should do." ”
Tang Zhenglong said confidently: "I've already done it for you, you can thank me." ”
……
Podolsky wanted to scold, and Tang Zhenglong acted like a team leader.
"Cheer up, remember, as long as I, Tang Zhenglong, am here, we won't lose."
At the end of the first half, the score remained at 2-2.
The Cologne fans couldn't be happier, while Mainz was a little excited, expecting a big comeback.
As long as there is a camera on the camera, professional players are very honest, but as soon as they enter the player tunnel, their mouths are not clean immediately.
The player from Mainz provoked: "Your Cologne defense is really bad, it's like it's undefended. ”
Schultz was furious when he heard it.
"Shut your mouths, or be careful I'll beat you."
"Hehe, I hope you can be a man when you're defending on the court."
"Say it again!"
Players from both sides came over to persuade them.
The opposition player was so arrogant because he was the one who scored in the first half - Benjamin Orr.
Just as both sides were walking towards their team's locker room, someone suddenly noticed that something had been written on the back of Orr's shirt.
"Benjamin, someone wrote something behind your back."
"What?"
Orr took off his jersey and saw that it was not German.
"What language is this?"
"It seems to be Chinese."
"China?"
Needless to say, Tang Zhenglong must have done it.
"What did you write?"
"Say."
The Mainz players surrounded Tang Zhenglong.
"If it's an insult, then you're in luck' and we'll present the shirt to the DFB. ”
Cologne's teammates also wondered, this is not like Tang Zhenglong's style, he will not do stupid things that leave evidence.
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "What I wrote is definitely not scolding. ”
"I don't believe it, what the hell did you write?"
"Turtle."
"Turtle?"
The German players didn't think there was anything wrong with that, and in German, the turtle didn't mean to curse.
"It's as simple as that?"
"Yes, I literally wrote about turtles."
"I don't believe it."
"Then you ask someone, there are Chinese volunteers in the stadium."
"Well, if I know you're not writing about turtles, you're dead."
The Rheinland Energy Stadium is so big, there are volunteers in several mainstream languages, it is not difficult to find a Chinese translator, and soon the Mainz players will return.
"You're in luck."
Orr put the player back on, and the word turtle was right behind him.
After the Mainz players left, Tang Zhenglong finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
"Hahaha."
Schultz they didn't understand, "Don, the turtle is really not a curse, what do you mean by that?" ”
Tang Zhenglong is embarrassed, this is the cultural difference, such as green hats, the fan hats of many teams in Europe are green, and everyone doesn't think there's anything bad about it.
But in China, the meaning of the three words of green hat does not need to be explained at all.
Tang Zhenglong explained the meaning of turtle in Chinese, and as expected, everyone still didn't understand.
"Anyway, you just need to know that in Chinese this is a curse."
"Don, you're so bad."
"Thank you."
****
The second half began.
Tang Zhenglong entered the system and calculated his family background
600 big mouth points, 1 Marseille slalom, the right side of the penalty area must be scored (this game has been used), and the time is stopped for 10 seconds (used in the post-match interview area).
"The rest of last season's Marseille slalom is still there?"
"Master, the skills are not clear."
Tang Zhenglong continued to watch.
"Heavy artillery card outside the restricted area, now it's 200 points?"
"Yes, the price has increased!"
"Give me a list of all 100 skills, I don't want anything greater than 100, it's too pitiful."
The system listed all the 100-point skills, Tang Zhenglong looked at it, depressed, most of them were chicken ribs.
"What? Friendship cards? ”
"Could it be that I still need skills to make friends?"
"This ...... Hairspray card. ”
Tang Zhenglong almost fainted, there are no low-end skills in this place.
"System, we've known each other for so long, don't cheat me, 100 points, do you have the skills to score goals?"
"Yes, there is, but the requirements are too harsh."
"Take a look."
A back-heel shot from inside the six-yard box must go in.
This skill is really chicken, it is not easy to get a chance to shoot in the small penalty area, and you have to shoot with your heel.
"Okay, try to redeem one."
“ok。”
*****
"Cologne passes the ball from the wing."
"Lucas ......"
"Leaked."
"Don."
"Why is he facing away from the goal, he's going to shoot with his heels?"
The Mainz players didn't know what kind of nerves Tang Zhenglong had, and every time he grabbed a point, he turned 180 degrees first.
"Don, it's a football game, not a waltz."
However, Tang Zhenglong insisted on doing so until Cologne won a free kick, and Tang Zhenglong was in front of the small penalty area, with his back to the goal.
The opposing goalkeeper smiled: "Are you not going to meet people?" ”
"Damn, after I scored, you cried."
A teammate took a free kick, but he didn't expect the ball to be kicked at all, but that's it, but it gave Tang Zhenglong a chance.