In the first round of the Bundesliga, Cologne defeated Mainz.

In the second round, Cologne defeated Stuttgart.

In the third round, Cologne defeated Kaiserslautern.

Won all three games and got 9 points, like Bayern, in first place.

In the three games, Tang Zhenglong scored 5 goals and ranked first, and Podolski scored 4 goals and ranked second.

Cologne's performance has also blown up in the media.

The views are divided into two factions, and they are distinct.

One group thinks it's a flash in the pan, and it's common for the promotion team to be more aggressive at the beginning, while the other group compares Cologne to Kaiserslautern and thinks that Stevens can replicate the miracle of the year.

There are also people who feel that Cologne's opponents in the first three rounds are a little too weak, and in the fourth round, they will meet Dortmund away, which is the litmus test of the team, after all, they can only win against the weak team, which is not a strong team.

Hans of Deutsche Sport is a media person who is bearish on Cologne, and he firmly believes that Cologne has no potential, and Tang Zhenglong is just a player with a strong mouth.

"I think Dortmund will wake up Cologne and tell them, hey buddy, this is the Bundesliga."

Borussia Dortmund's head coach is again Dutchman Van Marwijk.

After losing to Cologne in the German Cup last season, Van Marwijk was sitting in the crater, but in the end the top management did not replace him, because there was no money to replace him, so he simply used it first.

It is precisely because of this that Van Marwijk and Dortmund led by him still have fresh memories of Cologne, especially Tang Zhenglong, and when he thinks of the damage he caused to himself, Dortmund is unhappy up and down.

What's even more unpleasant is that guy has been mixing well recently, and he is temporarily ranked as the top scorer in the league.

Van Marwijk shouted before the game that he would resign after losing to Cologne, although he said this last season, but it can only be regarded as an attitude, showing that he and Cologne are incompatible.

*****

The bus drove into the city of Dortmund, and Tang Zhenglong saw a large inflatable doll.

"That looks like me."

Teammates looked.

"Yes, that's you."

"Wow, I'm so famous in Dortmund."

"Hey, there seems to be words on that puppet, crooked German, I can't read it, you can help me take a look."

When his teammates saw it, they laughed.

Tang Zhenglong asked, "What is written?" ”

"It says, go die!"

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, he was really unhappy.

I thought this was Dortmund fans welcoming the German second golden boot, but I didn't expect to scold myself.

"This is jealousy, the jealousy of Chiguoguo."

"Don, you don't seem to be welcome at Dortmund."

"Look."

The other wall is full of graffiti, and on it are all kinds of cartoons of the black Tang Zhenglong.

What Tang Zhenglong was trampled on the ground by Dortmund players.

Tang Zhenglong lay on the ground and cried.

"Jealousy."

"Jealousy."

Unexpectedly, these beasts took out their digital cameras to take pictures.

"Hey, bastard, you still dare to take pictures?"

"Hahaha, Don, don't you think it's very creative?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I just feel shameless, if you can't do me on the field, you will disgust me." ”

"Don, are you still afraid of nausea?"

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and smiled, "Hehe, that's the same." ”

However, Tang Zhenglong has already made up his mind that he must find an opportunity to go back and make Dortmund fans cry.

*****

Before every game, Stevens would find Tang Zhenglong and say to him, "Keep your mouth shut." ”

But now......

He gave up.

Because he knows that Tang Zhenglong's mouth can't be controlled, and the reason why many neutral fans outside Cologne like Cologne is because of Tang Zhenglong's big mouth.

So in this pre-game press conference, Stevens just patted Tang Zhenglong and said, "Don't go too far." ”

"Don't worry, head."

Tang Zhenglong sat next to Stevens, and the reporter was not interested in the old Dutch man, and his attention was on Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, Cologne started the game with three wins in a row, what is the team's goal for this season?"

I thought that Tang Zhenglong would shout to win the championship, at least to enter the European zone, that is, the top six in the league, but I didn't expect that as soon as Tang Zhenglong opened his mouth, everyone was thundered.

"Our goal is relegation."

Boom!

"Relegation? But Cologne is now top of the league. ”

"Yes, but the league has just begun, we are promoted horses, and relegation is a more pragmatic goal."

This is the pretending x, Tang's pretending x, Tang Zhenglong's best bridge.

"Then what do you think of Dortmund's opponent?"

Everyone is looking forward to it, will Tang Zhenglong shoot?

"Do you remember when I said last year that Bayer Leverkusen is Bayern's second team?"

Everyone nodded excitedly, Tang Zhenglong was seducing everyone again.

"I was wrong, I know now that Dortmund are, I heard that they took a loan from Bayern Munich to keep the team running."

……

Rumble.

Tang Zhenglong pretended to be harmless to humans and animals, "I also read the report of "Bild" that Hoeness gave Dortmund a sum of money, and they can stay in the Bundesliga. ”

The whole of Germany knows that Dortmund has had difficulties in recent years, and more than half of the main forces have been sold.

"Actually, there is nothing wrong with being a Bayern second team, if I can go to Bayern second team one day, I will be very happy."

Burst.

Burst.

Burst.

A barrage of poofs.

Although the reporters were careful to keep their voices down, the press conference room heard them clearly.

This kid is so bad, Stevens thinks Tang Zhenglong is bad and smoking, Dortmund is a former Champions League champion, go to Bayern to be a second team?

Immediately, the Dortmund reporter stood up and retorted, "Don, that's a normal loan, even if we don't look for Bayern, we can also find a bank to borrow, what are you doing so far, can you focus on football, is it possible that in addition to Hollywood, you are also mixing Wall Street now?" ”

The fire was fierce.

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "A person's quality comes from cultivation. ”

"For example, I am Chinese, but someone always says that I am from Hollywood, have I ever been angry?" Tang Zhenglong shrugged.

"Nope!"

"Do you know why?"

Everyone replied in their hearts: "Because it is shameless." ”

But no one said it.

"Because I'm highly qualified."

Burst.

"Relax, I'm just kidding, Dortmund is not Bayern second team, and I'm not from Hollywood, please don't say I'm from Hollywood in the future."

The next question was a little lighter, and someone asked Tang Zhenglong, "I heard that you and Lucas are competing for the captain of the team." ”

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "I don't hide this, I'm competing with Lucas, but this is friendly competition, competition between men." ”

"I think Lucas is more of a leader, and you're the pistachio of Cologne."

Pistachio? Tang Zhenglong was suddenly petrified, this thing is worse than the "good guy card", Tang Zhenglong is in a bad mood.