"Captain?"

"Yes."

"Don, you're blackmailing." Schultz laughed.

"No matter what you say, I'm going to be the captain."

Stevens summoned everyone over.

"Let's do it, let's pretend to recognize him as the captain, and when this matter is over, we will find a way to kick him to the second team."

Burst.

"Hahaha."

Podolsky was happy, "Actually, I don't care who is the captain. ”

He took off the captain's armband, "Don, if you want to be the captain, become the team's top scorer in the league before the winter break, and this armband is yours." ”

"Really?"

"Of course, my words count."

"Okay."

"If you don't score as many goals as I do, then the captain is still mine."

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

*****

"Don, why are you here for the press conference? What about coaches? ”

"Boss...... Diarrhea. ”

"Diarrhea?"

The journalists were dumbfounded.

"What about the other team members? Don't tell us, the whole Cologne team has diarrhea. ”

“……”

Tang Zhenglong spread his hands, "According to the arrangement of the Football Association, it is enough for someone from the team to attend the press conference, and our approach is compliant." ”

Reporters started asking questions.

"Don, the turning point of this ball is that you were replaced, why did such a stupid thing happen?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled very coquettishly.

"The coach meant to give me a break, and what happened later was something that no one could have predicted, and that's football."

Basically, the phrase "this is football" is a panacea.

But this time the journalists, especially the media people in Cologne, don't buy it, it's not football, it's stupid.

"There's a saying that you got out of touch with the team and got off early?"

"Absolutely not." Tang Zhenglong shook his head resolutely, "This is nonsense, I am very harmonious with the team, and everyone loves me." ”

A reporter asked: "Don, you paid tribute to your opponent many times in the game, I wonder if you are currying favor with Dortmund." ”

This is what is in the words, what is it to please Dortmund? Do you want to transfer to the past?

Tang Zhenglong originally wanted to say something bad excuse like "pleasing his girlfriend", but the reporter was not Stevens, and they knew that Tang Zhenglong didn't know the girl from Dortmund at all, so it was a goof.

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "Dad, I'm sorry, I took you this time." ”

"What?"

"Your dad is a Borussia Dortmund fan?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded, "Die-hard Dortmund fans, but I must make it clear that I am not a Dortmund fan myself." ”

"I'm doing it for my dad."

Saying that, Tang Zhenglong looked at the sky.

The reporter who asked the question just now said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't know your father died. ”

Be dumbfounded.

Tang Zhenglong was furious, "When did I say that my father died?" My dad is alive and well. ”

Sweat.

"Then why did you point to the sky?"

"Because I have to take a plane to China, is it difficult for me to walk back?"

What does it mean to refer to the sky?

The reporters were scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

Well, this reason is quite reasonable, even the father has been brought out, so what else can the journalists say?

"Don, I've noticed that you're playing a lot harder, and you're running twice as much as you did last season."

Tang Zhenglong laughed, and then began to talk about tactics to everyone.

Listening to Tang Zhenglong talk about tactics is like listening to Zidane talk about taking care of his hair, Maradona talking about being a good man, and listening to Mourinho talk about how to be a humble person.

In short, this is.

The reporters looked at each other.

"Why do we waste time listening to this guy Tang Zhenglong tell us about football tactics? Are we wrong? ”

'The player's movement has to be integrated into the tactics, like Lucas running diagonally, I have to get close to him.

A reporter interrupted: "Tang, we understand, but this is a press conference, not a tactical class." ”

"Don, what do you think of your opponents, especially the Dortmund fans, who were quite unfriendly to you at first."

Speaking of which, Tang Zhenglong was really angry.

"I'm so angry, why didn't the Dortmund Women's Association let me associate with their daughter, why?"

“……”

Journalists were shocked again, you don't care if people scold racism, but you care about a word from the Dortmund Women's Association?

Tang Zhenglong calmed down, "But in the second half, I saw the Dortmund Women's Association remove the slogan, and I felt a little better." ”

"I hereby appeal to the women's associations of all Germany, it is the 21st century, your daughters like Tang Zhenglong is their freedom, please do not interfere!!"

"Don, can you get back to football? It seems to be far away. ”

Tang Zhenglong looked at the reporter and was very unhappy, "Football? Like what? ”

"Like Van Marwijk's tactics."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "I think Dortmund is wasting money, instead of hiring him, it is better to hire a Chinese coach, the level is about the same, but the price is almost a quarter." ”

Boom.

"Chinese coach?"

"That's right."

"Is that an insult?" The reporters thought to themselves, but were too embarrassed to say it.

"Don, if Cologne could pick one person in exchange for a player from Borussia Dortmund, which two would you choose?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I choose to change the question, because I don't need Dortmund's players, I wonder if this is the case, I can choose a Cologne player for Dortmund." ”

"Okay."

"I will give Schulz to Dortmund."

"Why?"

"Because I think it's funny."

Schultz scolded Tang Zhenglong for being a bastard when he saw it in the locker room, "If you have anything to do, hack me." ”

The Dortmund players were also scolding in the locker room, and Tang Zhenglong meant that no one in the Dortmund team was worthy of Cologne, which was so arrogant.

"Tang, do you think Cologne suffers from Tang Zhenglong's dependence?"

The expression on Tang Zhenglong's face seemed to say, "Yes, that's right." ”

"I'm afraid to say that yet, I need to keep improving."

"Poof."

Schultz pointed to the TV, "I almost laughed out loud at the look on his face." ”

Stevens said: "Don't say it, this time it was indeed Tang Zhenglong who saved us, and Cologne and I both made a stupid mistake." ”

That's right, it was supposed to be four wins in a row, but it came to naught.

The bus returned to Cologne overnight, and there was a sign hanging on the way into the city, everyone looked at it, dumbfounded, and someone pushed Tang Zhenglong, who was asleep.

"Don, look."

"What?"

"It's the slogan hung by the Cologne Women's Association."

"What was written?"

"The slogan says, Cologne girls, marry Tang Zhenglong when you marry."

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "Great, I like this association." ”