"Hahaha."

"It's like an adult and a child competing for the top, it's so funny."

After completing the battle, Hertha Berlin defender Simnich patted Tang Zhenglong, "What do you think about competing with me for the header?" ”

Tang Zhenglong's soul was injured, he was a standard rich and handsome man in China, his height of 1.8 meters was a girl killer, and after he came to Germany, he was even short.

Tang Zhenglong was super unconvinced, "I'm very tall, you go to the island country to see, adult men are 1.4 meters." ”

"Hahaha."

Simnich patted Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, when I was five years old, I competed with you for the top, and I should be better than you." ”

"What!!"

It's heart-wrenching again.

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.

"By the way, my wife is also taller than you."

Burst!!

With his height of 1.95 meters, Simnich became arrogant, which Tang Zhenglong could not tolerate.

"Silly big man, I'm going to challenge you."

"Challenge me?"

"Yes, I'm going to push you and smash the ball into the goal."

Simnich froze for five seconds, then laughed.

"Don, I'm impressed that you're a dreamer, but can you be a little more reliable?"

"Don't believe me?"

"It's not unbelief, it's impossible."

Simnic compared his own height, and then compared Tang Zhenglong.

"You're just on my shoulder."

"Haha."

Tang Zhenglong crossed his waist and looked puffed out.

"Don't talk nonsense, just say if you dare."

"Yes."

"If I do, you get down on your knees and shine my shoes."

"No problem."

"If the race is over and you can't do it, you can ride my daughter as a horse."

"When a horse is ridden?"

Tang Zhenglong showed a sassy smile, and Simnich was angry, "My daughter is five years old this year, and she means that kind of horse." ”

Tang Zhenglong came to his senses, "Yes, we think the same." ”

After making a bet with Simnitic, Tang Zhenglong immediately ran back and told his teammates to ask them to pass the ball to him, but what he didn't expect was ......

The beasts laughed louder than their opponents.

"Hahaha, Don, you're so humorous."

"Don is always like this, it brings us a lot of joy."

"yes, that's why we like Don."

"He always wanted to play boxing with Tyson, basketball with Jordan, and Schultsby football."

Tang Zhenglong couldn't bear it, and when he looked at the back of Schultz's head, it was a slap.

"Can you compare to Jordan?"

"Hahaha."

Podolski laughed: "Why does it have to be a header? I think it's actually nice for you to grab points in other ways. ”

"No, I have to set a rule for the Germans, and if anyone dares to laugh at me for being short in the future, I'll whip him."

"Hahaha."

The group of beasts laughed again, and Tang Zhenglong suddenly understood Kong Yiji, and these teammates were those boring drinkers.

*****

"I'm, system, give me a header skill."

"No problem, I recommend Vieri's header."

Italy's air bully Vieri, that header is really domineering, the feeling of pulling a thousand pounds, especially in the 2002 World Cup, Vieri forced Ecuador's defenders, it was like the feeling of an adult beating a primary school student.

"I like it!"

"Redeem."

"Master, the balance is insufficient."

"How is that possible?"

"Vieri's header costs 500 big mouth points, you only have 200 now."

Dumbfounded.

"What about the cheaper ones, Klose's?"

"It's 500 too."

"I found that your things are getting more and more expensive, shouldn't you be a part-time property flipper?"

"Master, you have such a good sense of humor."

"That's not 200 points, but the header is good."

The system looked at it, "There it is." ”

"Scholz's header."

Bang.

Bang.

Tang Zhenglong was struck by lightning.

"Schultz? Matthias Schultz? As far as my teammate Schultz? ”

"That's right."

Tang Zhenglong cried and said: "System, you are so humorous. ”

"This skill, you post 200 ......"

"You don't have to?"

"Then I'll use it!"

"Cut."

"System, really help me, I was so arrogant just now, everyone laughed at me, and I'm not a wallflower."

"Well, there's a skill you might be able to use, and it only costs 100 points."

"Great."

Tang Zhenglong looked at it, and the delay was in the air.

I see.

A header is divided into three parts, bouncing, staying in the air, and overheading.

And it is equal to the system is to sell the skills to yourself separately, bounce and head by yourself, and the air can be opened.

"That's a bit weak."

Tang Zhenglong estimated that he was 15 centimeters short of Simnic, can he make up for it with a little more airtime?

"Master, you are so poor, don't pick and choose."

Sweat.

"Okay."

"Redeem."

*****

Cologne won a free kick, Tang Zhenglong greeted everyone and passed the ball to his head.

"Cooperate a little, please drink after the game."

"Okay, whether it's a nightclub drink or a beer bought at the supermarket."

"This ......"

"Nightclub."

"Okay, it's an expensive nightclub, or a cheap one."

"Expensive."

"Say yes......"

"Tell me you're big." Tang Zhenglong patted Scholz, "I also scored for the team, do you have a little collective spirit, or you will join Hertha Berlin." ”

Schultz was a little ashamed to be said, but then he thought about it, no, what qualifications does Tang Zhenglong have to say about me!

The ball was kicked out, Tang Zhenglong was grabbing the position, and Simnic jumped at the same time as him.

"Haha."

There was no suspense, Tang Zhenglong was in the air before reaching Simnich's shoulder.

"I knew I was going to win, but I didn't expect it to be difficult at all."

"Haha."

But to his surprise, he soon found that Tang Zhenglong's ability to stay in the air seemed to be abnormal, or extraordinary, that feeling was like watching Jordan jump and dunk from the free throw line, and time stood still.

"Walk you."

In the air, Simnic couldn't help it at all, watching Tang Zhenglong complete his header.

The ball slammed into the goal.

"Oh my God, Don actually got a header and he felt like a basketball player in the air."

gooooooal！

"He really did."

The most surprising thing was Cologne's own people.

"Don has once again fulfilled his boast."

"Don't doubt Don, he's a legend."

"Wake up."

Simnich was confused, how could this be?

Although he couldn't figure it out, it really happened in front of his eyes, and he was crushed by a 1.8-meter manpower.

"Hahaha, please call me Little Chinese Giant."

Tang Zhenglong stretched out his right foot.

"What?"

"Shine my shoes."

Simnich was so upset, how could this kind of thing happen, "Have you ever practiced kung fu?" ”

"That's right."

"No wonder."

"Don't talk nonsense, shoeshine."

Simnich emphasized, "I shine your shoes as a tribute to Chinese kung fu, but I have no respect for you. ”

I'll it.

Forget it, it's always good to be able to submit this big guy.