"What are you doing?"

"What are you and Lisa doing in the players' tunnel?"

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "Idiot, the player's tunnel is a public place, what can I do?" ”

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "I have done everything that adults should do." ”

"Bastard."

"Release, release."

"I'm going to go head-to-head with you in the tunnel."

"Okay, heads-up is heads-up."

When he came to the players' tunnel, Marcelinho suddenly realized that nothing could be done here, and there was surveillance everywhere.

"You're lying."

"I'm not lying."

"How is that possible here?"

"Of course, what do you think adults do?"

Marcelinho blushed.

"Filthy."

“……”

"Drink." Tang Zhenglong pointed to the vending machine on the side, "Look at what is written on it?" ”

"Please show your ID when purchasing alcoholic beverages."

"I just had a drink with Lisa, and we were watching the game over a beer."

"What! That's what only adults can do!! ”

"So where did you go?" Tang Zhenglong flicked Marcelinho's forehead hard.

"Whew!!"

"That's good, you made me miss a penalty, you teach me to pick up girls now."

Tang Zhenglong couldn't cry or laugh.

"Okay, but I need to demonstrate it, are you afraid of being nauseous?"

"Don't be afraid, as long as you can catch up with Lisa."

"That's going to be easy."

After a while, Tang Zhenglong found Schultz, "Assuming that he is Lisa now, let's start the practice." ”

Marcelinho was ready for it, but it was more disgusting than he expected.

"You hug him first."

"Why?"

"I'm a teacher now, and I'm what I say."

"Okay."

Marcelinho hugs Schulz.

"Say, Matthia I love you."

Marcelinho felt so uncomfortable, he wanted to throw up.

"Matthia, I love you."

"Matthias, I want to be with you xxoo."

Schultz's eyes widened, Tang Zhenglong laughed, and motioned for him to hold on for a while.

"Matthias, I want to be with you xxoo."

"Alright, turn around, it's time for me to teach you the big trick."

Marcelinho turned around, and Tang Zhenglong kicked him hard in the ass, "Mattia, let's run." ”

Marcelinho knew he had been tricked.

"Tang Zhenglong, you're dead."

However, the Berlin Olympic Stadium was huge, and Tang Zhenglong and Matthias turned into small black dots and disappeared.

"Tang Zhenglong, we will still play each other this season, unless you get out of Germany during the winter break, the next time you fight, I will let you die an ugly death."

*****

German Sport One.

The host Const and the two guests - Effenberg and Mateus are reviewing this round of the Bundesliga.

'It was a brilliant save from Stuttgart goalkeeper Hildebrand.

"It was a close-range block from Bayern Munich's goalkeeper Kahn."

"This is Cologne's Tang Zhenglong, and his flying saves are very stretched."

"Two, please pick the best save of the week."

Effenberg smiled: "I choose Tang Zhenglong." ”

"What about you?"

Mateus laughed: "Me too, this save is wonderful." ”

"Haha, that's good, the best save of the week belongs to Tang Zhenglong."

"Hahaha."

Teammates are pointing to the TV and having fun.

Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "When did German Sports become a gossip media, I am a striker, and I should not participate in this selection at all." ”

"Don, so you're a striker!"

"Beast!"

"Hahaha, treat, treat, win again."

"Please your mother." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

That's when the phone rang.

"Meyer, what are you looking for me?"

"I want an interview."

"'Kicker' wouldn't be that gossipy, would it?"

"It's not gossip, it's fun, you've got to make the best save."

"I'm sorry, I'm a striker."

"I know, let's talk, I'm in for a treat."

"No, no."

"Really not going? It is a three-star Michelin restaurant, the waiter is beautiful, I heard that it is a French beauty. ”

……

……

"Now that global warming is happening, the economies of all countries are not good, I watched the news yesterday, and experts say that increasing consumption is good for the economy, so I'll go."

Burst!!

*****

"Don't look at it, your eyeballs are about to fall out."

Tang Zhenglong withdrew his gaze from a young French lady.

"I see it obviously?"

"Yes, people will call the police."

"It's okay, I've taught myself the laws on harassment of girls, but it's not illegal to look at it." After speaking, Tang Zhenglong showed a sassy smile.

Meyer rolled his eyes in his heart, "How can there be such a person?" ”

"Okay, the biggest hot spot this weekend is your save, we have to catch the hot spot, talk about it, did you train as a goalkeeper as a child."

"Not really."

"Then why did you suddenly make such a stretch of flying saves?"

Tang Zhenglong is bitter in his heart, this is a word of suffering.

"I tried to save the team, and if I didn't save the goal, I would have scored."

"But isn't the price too much, as Cologne's leading scorer, you have to pay the price of suspension."

Tang Zhenglong said solemnly: "For the sake of the team, I am willing to sacrifice myself." ”

Meyer Khan.

"Don, I've invited you to dinner, can you help me too."

"Yes, but you'll have to pay for the room."

Meyer picked up the ice cream and prepared to throw it over.

"Don't!"

"Okay, you say."

"I'm going to shoot you training tomorrow, you put on the goalkeeper's equipment and make a few saves, my report is that you usually like to be a guest goalkeeper and play around in the team, I think it will be fun."

"Does this affect my image in the minds of German girls?"

"Definitely not."

Tang Zhenglong was a little puzzled.

"Are you going to help or not?"

Tang Zhenglong was helpless, eating people with a short mouth, and it was not a particularly difficult thing to say.

"Okay, I'll help you."

****

"Hahaha."

"Don, you look like a fool."

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.

The goalkeepers in the team are all tall and strong, and their clothes are all xllllll, and Tang Zhenglong looks very stupid when he wears them.

"What to laugh at, the key is technology, not clothes."

"Let's get started."

Meyer is shooting.

"Don, move a little smarter."

"Don't worry, my nickname is Chic."

As soon as the words fell, there was a snap.

The ball was firmly kicked in Tang Zhenglong's face.

"Don, it's okay."

"Bleeding."

Two lines of nosebleeds ran down his lips.

"Nothing? Will it be okay? Whoever kicked it just now, stand up for me. ”

That's right, it's Schultz.

"Don, I'm good at my feet."

"Yes, very accurately."

Tang Zhenglong whispered in Meyer's ear: "Put the camera away first, and you will see an indecent scene later." ”

"Okay."

"Matthias, I'm going to slap you in the face, you bastard."