"Tang Zhenglong dependence?"

The German media recently reported that many Cologne were suffering from Tang Zhenglong dependence.

Here's the thing, Tang Zhenglong died in the game against Hertha Berlin and did the job of goalkeeper, because he was repeatedly taught, so he was suspended by the German Football Association for two rounds, the eighth round and Nuremberg, and the ninth round and Hannover 96.

And Cologne lost all these two rounds, so the Cologne media suddenly fried the pot - we suffered from Tang Zhenglong's dependence.

Inside the Cologne Lounge.

Schultz held the newspaper, "The current media is becoming more and more unreliable, obviously we are tired, what Tang Zhenglong dependence." ”

"If Cologne had this disease, I'd rather retire."

"Hahaha."

"Matthias, you want to be beaten again?"

Tang Zhenglong is very proud, I didn't cherish it when I was there, and now I know that I am an indispensable member of Cologne, right?

If the people of Cologne know how to behave, give me an honorary citizen of Cologne or something, otherwise I will transfer and leave in minutes.

"How do I think these media are particularly well written, Tang Zhenglong dependence, I like this name."

"What about you?"

"What about people?"

When Tang Zhenglong was bragging, the beasts all ran away, leaving Matip alone still drinking coffee.

"What a bastard."

"Xiao Hei, let's go to training too, and I'll tell you about the power of Chinese football."

"Really?"

"This ......"

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "Honest people are not good, I'm kidding, don't you see it?" ”

After the training, the reporter's interview really focused on the team's Tang Zhenglong dependence.

Schultz said it was.

"Football is a sport of 11 people, Ballack can't say that the German team depends on him, we are just tired, this is the Bundesliga."

"But in 9 games, it was 2 losses in Tang Zhenglong's absence, doesn't this explain the problem?"

Schultz smiled: "Journalist friends, 2 games really don't explain anything, I looked at the standings, Bayern also lost 1 game, and we are promoted, our results are still good." ”

The correspondent interviewed Podolsky again.

"I think Tang Zhenglong is really very important to us, and the goal statistics can't deceive people, but it doesn't mean that we have Tang Zhenglong dependence."

"Do you think Tang Zhenglong will threaten your status as the prince of Cologne?"

Podolski smiled and shook his head, "I never felt like I was a Cologne prince, those were the fans' support for me. ”

In the end, it's Tang Zhenglong's turn, everyone is looking forward to it, what will Tang Zhenglong say? By past standards, it would have been blown into the sky.

"Tang Zhenglong dependence?"

Tang Zhenglong put on a look as if he had heard of it for the first time.

"I don't think this statement is correct, I'll give you an example, Cologne II also lost five games, and Schultz didn't go to these five games, you can't say that the second team suffers from Schultz dependence, right?"

Burst.

Schultz on the side had a constipated expression on his face, "You bastard, what are you doing with me as an example?" ”

"I wonder if a player is the most important thing. This depends on his transfer and departure, for example, Bayern left Ballack, and the results were much worse, which shows that Ballack is indispensable to the team. ”

"What? Don, do you want to go? ”

'I think I'll eventually leave, I'll go to Real Madrid.'

Burst!!

"The city will miss me then, and maybe give me a good citizen of Cologne or something."

"Don, will the two suspensions affect the feeling of your pitch, but next week it's the UEFA Cup against Parma."

"I don't think so, I keep training every day and I'm in great shape."

At this time, someone said in a weird way: "Tang, some people say that the two suspension penalties given to you are too light, at least five, what do you think?" ”

Tang Zhenglong saw that it was Hans again.

"I'm going to take it, they all say that you will grow wiser after eating a trench, this guy is repeatedly taught, and he still comes to provoke."

"That's the work of the referee and the disciplinary committee, which I can't judge as a professional footballer, but I think the work of the DFB is very professional and not affected by some boring media people."

"Don, are you implying that we're all boring media people?"

Tang Zhenglong is so angry that Ren Du's second pulse is clear, but he can't beat Hans in public, it's really not as simple as two suspensions.

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "How is it possible, I respect the media very much, such as Mr. Hans, I remember you, last time you seemed to have uncomfortable eyes and wore big sunglasses, why are you okay now?" ”

At the mention of that, Hans almost exploded.

"My eyes are already healed, so I don't need you to worry about it."

"Be careful, or you'll probably have bad eyes."

Tang Zhenglong glared at Hans, and Hans also glared at Tang Zhenglong, everyone looked, there must be some story between these two people, right?

"Mr. Hans, do you have any contradiction with Tang Zhenglong?"

"Nope."

"How is it possible, I am very good with Hans, once he fell down in the street and hit his eye on someone else's fist, and I helped him up."

"Hahaha, Don, you're so humorous."

The reporter is not a fool, he can see that there must be a contradiction between these two people.

"Hans, do you have a conflict?"

"Nope."

"Don."

"Of course not."

"Don't believe me? Okay, let's hug. ”

"Come on, come on."

Tang Zhenglong patted Hans the back, almost knocking his lungs out.

"Look, we're fine."

Hans also tried hard to destroy Tang Zhenglong's back.

"This ......"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Are you shooting too hard?"

"No, we're thick-skinned, so we can express our feelings, isn't it, Hans."

"Yes...... Ahem, ahem. ”

"Don, I was hurt by you."

"Keep smiling, everybody watching!"

"See? We were fine, and Hans said he was going to introduce his sister to me. ”

"Haha, that's impossible."

"Haha, Hans is a joker, he really said it."

*****

After two terrible league games, Stevens will have to prepare for the upcoming UEFA Cup fixture, with Cologne hosting Parma.

The opponents of the five major leagues, this is the real test, compared to the previous Odense is far behind.

When Parma coach Stefano Pioli led the team to Cologne, he said that he would definitely beat Cologne and let Cologne learn what respect is.

"I felt the disrespect of Cologne when the draw was drawn, and I thought it was time to tell Cologne that Italian football is better than German football and that we use our strength to earn respect."