Kahn.

Kicked the Borussia Dortmund striker, pinched the Bayer Leverkusen striker's neck, spat in the opponent's face, and scored with his hands against Rostock.

In short, this is also a big thorn in the head of German football.

It seems that a group of players in German football in the 90s of the last century were particularly hot-tempered people.

Mateus, Effenberg, Bremer, Kahn, and Lyman are also not fuel-efficient lamps.

When it comes to set-pieces, Kahn has a lot of opportunities to face Tang Zhenglong directly, so there are many stories between the two people.

"Ahh

"Set-pieces grab positions, hey, someone has fallen to the ground in the penalty area again, let me guess who?"

"Haha, I guess it's Don."

The camera pushed closer, and sure enough, it was Tang Zhenglong.

"Ah, this time Tang Zhenglong is not pretending, Oliver did knock him on the head just now, but the referee can't see the slow release."

If there is a VAR in this, Kahn will be red-carded.

"This guy is pretending again."

Tang Zhenglong covered his head, "He knocked my head." ”

"I'll give each of you two a verbal warning."

"What?"

Tang Zhenglong was furious, "He knocked me on the head, and you gave me a verbal warning." ”

Karn whispered in Tang Zhenglong's ear: "You are so good at acting, the referee doesn't believe you." ”

"Don't be complacent, the camera has taken pictures, you can't run away."

Karn shrugged, "It doesn't matter, it's a big deal, if I can beat you up a few times, I'm willing to spend some money." ”

Tang Zhenglong is stupid, is this still human talk?

"Okay, let me tell you, I stepped on Lucio on purpose, and Pizarro did it on purpose."

"You bastard!"

"Each other, each other."

"Do you want to spit in my face, spit on?"

Karn pushed Tang Zhenglong away, "You're stupid, I'm not that stupid. ”

Tang Zhenglong knew that he couldn't fall to the ground in the penalty area, and the referee was already aesthetically fatigued and had to change his tricks.

Entering the system, Tang Zhenglong looked at it.

"System, is there anything that can punish Karn?"

"Master, no, this system is to help you become the king of the ball, not to help you punish the opponent."

"System, don't talk nonsense, okay? Give me some weird skills. ”

"For example, skills that can make an opponent stupid for a minute."

"There is no such skill."

"But look at this, it might work for you."

Tang Zhenglong looked at it.

Change the coefficient of friction of the pitch.

Only 100 points are required.

"It's cheap, now 100 points of skill is considered conscience."

"But what's the use of that?"

"It is possible to change the coefficient of friction of the course and simulate the situation of the course on a sunny day, light rain, moderate rain, heavy rain, light snow, medium snow, heavy snow, freezing, and very much freezing."

"What is the highest effect?"

"It's about the same as an ice rink."

"Can you specify an area?"

"The area is five square meters, and the time lasts about 20 seconds."

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "This is a shovel shooting skill." ”

"Master, you can think differently, think about it this way, when Karn jumps up and picks up the ball, there is a skating rink under his feet, what is the effect of that?"

Tang Zhenglong thought about it and was happy.

"Haha, I like it!"

"Redeem."

*****

"Referee, Karn deliberately spread his legs when he jumped, and that was to hurt people." Tang Zhenglong complained.

"You idiot, I'm here to keep the balance on the ground."

Karn's legs were tied in a horse's foot.

"Is it necessary to open it like that? This is not a martial arts competition. ”

"You just did it on purpose."

Karn pointed at Tang Zhenglong, "Referee, can you throw him out, this guy kicks the ball with his mouth." ”

The referee felt that what Tang Zhenglong said was also reasonable, because there were many people in the penalty area during the set-piece, and Kahn's legs were so far apart that it was indeed easy to kick others.

"Oliver, watch your movements."

"I won't, it's my right, I won't change my technical moves because of a clown's objection."

"Referee, do you see it, he's challenging your authority."

Karn twisted Tang Zhenglong's ear.

"Ahh

Tang Zhenglong fell to the ground again.

"Hahaha."

"Referee, do you see, I don't have high voltage electricity on my hands."

Without waiting for Kahn to finish laughing, this time the referee decisively gave him a yellow card, "You shouldn't have twisted his ear." ”

Karn was stunned for a second.

"It's no wonder that the acting skills of the players are getting better and better, and it really works." Karn said a few cool words.

Tang Zhenglong got up slowly, "Oliver, next time you touch me, I will fall to the ground." ”

"I know, because your knees are deficient in calcium, you can't stand."

"Really? How do I think you are deficient in zinc. ”

"Zinc?"

"Well, zinc-deficient people are stupid!!"

Karn's face darkened.

Tang Zhenglong's face is really underbeaten.

Cologne won the set-piece again, and this time Tang Zhenglong was ready to use his skills, but he had to stand in position first.

"Oliver, I'm right behind you, and if you make a mistake, I'm going to be in the air."

"Haha, don't worry, you're so short, you can't top it."

Tang Zhenglong had a black face, what he minded most was being said to be short.

The narrator: "Cologne won set-pieces again, but they didn't drive well and didn't pose much of a threat to Kahn. ”

Cologne took a set-piece, which was slow and not a threat to Kahn.

He jumped high and picked the ball safely.

"Haha."

"It's so simple, it's easier than training."

The moment he landed, Karn didn't feel good.

Germany is a high-dimensional country, and the stadium environment is very harsh in winter, so Kahn grew up playing in the snow.

The feeling of snow is familiar, and the feeling under your feet at this time is like stepping on ice.

"How so?"

As we all know, we definitely don't feel the same when we land on ice as we do on concrete.

Karn's right foot slashed forward, and the sensation of the egg breaking made Karn almost cry.

"How much water is poured on this stadium? How can it be so slippery? Impossible. ”

Just as Karn was in extreme pain, someone pressed him down.

"Don, I'll kill you."

"I'm sorry, Oliver, I tripped over you."

"Get out."

"Okay."

Tang Zhenglong stood up slightly, "Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot, I lack calcium." ”

"Ahh

Tang Zhenglong fell again, pressing on Karn's body, and this time he really pulled his thigh.

When the referee came running, Karn still kept the standard "zigzag".

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Referee, I warned him a long time ago, don't spread your legs so apart, this is not a martial arts competition, you see this is a trouble." ”

Karn was in so much pain that he didn't have the strength to hit someone.

"Referee, I need a stretcher, I seem to have strained my thigh."

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