Chapter 222: Pit Daddy Referee
Modern football has statistics, Stevens found that Tang Zhenglong's right-footed shot on the right side of the penalty area reached a terrifying 97% (the failure was blocked by the opponent at close range)
Stevens and tactical analysts studied it for a long time, but in the end they couldn't come up with a scientific explanation, and they could only blame it on the ball sense.
Maybe Tang Zhenglong has a particularly good sense of the ball in this area, so Stevens asked the players to pass the ball to this area during his usual training.
After conceding the goal, Cologne began to counter-attack.
Podolski dodged away, broke through and passed to the right side of the penalty area, Tang Zhenglong volleyed in the air without being defended, and the ball smashed into the goal like a cannonball.
gooooooal。
Heerenveen's head coach blushed with a blue face, this TMD was happy in less than ten minutes, and he was equalized by the opponent, and this happiness went too suddenly.
"Hahaha."
Tang Zhenglong was snorting, only listening to the ding.
"Mission?"
Mission: Rush into the stands of opposing fans after scoring a goal.
Reward: 500 Big Mouth Points.
Punishment: Kaya falls in love with Schultz.
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Tang Zhenglong suddenly seemed to be frozen.
"What? Rushing into the opposing stands? Isn't that looking for death? ”
Look at the punishment again.
I'll it.
"Kaya is in love with Schultz?"
"System, you kill me."
"Master, you will live a hundred years."
Looking at the excited fans on the other side, Tang Zhenglong didn't think so, if he rushed over, it would be a trivial matter to be punched a few times, and if he didn't do it, he wouldn't be able to get out.
"What should I do?"
"Can you hire someone to do it for you?"
"Of course not."
"Okay."
Tang Zhenglong stiffened his head and rushed towards the stands where the Heerenveen fans were.
The Cologne player was dumbfounded, "Is Don overexcited?" ”
Podolsky patted everyone, "What are you still looking at?" Go and save people, Tang probably recognized the wrong direction. ”
Tang Zhenglong rushed into the Heerenveen fan stands, closed his eyes, and was ready to take a few punches.
Unexpectedly, it was not a fist that came over, but a gentle stroke.
"Don, you're so handsome."
"Don, do Asian men have single eyelids?"
"Don, your skin is so good."
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, are Dutch girls so casual?
"Don, will you come home with me? My name is Ava. ”
"This ......"
"Still don't, I can't be Rooney."
"you, I work for a shipping company, where do you want to go!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Tang Zhenglong estimated that these girls were blonde and blue-eyed, and he suddenly liked it when he saw his thick eyebrows and big eyes.
It's like eating too much fish and meat, and suddenly there is vinegar and shredded potatoes, which feels good.
"I'm sorry, I have to go back."
"Don, here's my phone."
"It's mine."
When Tang Zhenglong went back, he was covered with phone numbers.
"Wow, Don, that's a lot of calls."
The beasts laughed.
"They worship my skills, don't worry, I will seal this shirt after the game, and I won't look at the phone number on it."
"Don't, don't give it to me." Schultz laughed.
"Mattia, forget it, the German girls ignore you, and the Dutch girls don't have such good appetites."
"Bastard."
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Tang Zhenglong's goal was beautiful, and the celebration was so arrogant, which made Heerenveen's players super unhappy, and the defensive midfielder No. 16 Gianni? Zeifuron posted it, and he wanted to give Tang Zhenglong a little color to see.
"Bald head, I heard that in Europe, touching other people's bald heads can bring good luck, in the '98 World Cup, French players liked to touch Barthez's bald head, can I also touch your bald head."
Giani smiled: "Of course you can, but I don't know if you can move your hand after touching it." ”
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"Really? Can't touch your bald head? ”
"The last person who dared to provoke me was beaten by me and lay in bed for a month."
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Giani's movements were very fierce, and several tackles were made to light up the soles of his shoes, which was a hurtful action, and Tang Zhenglong complained to the referee.
But this referee seems to be very cheating.
“no` english。”
English is one of the official languages of FIFA, and you can be a referee if you have bad English, but Tang Zhenglong feels that this referee is a bit deliberate.
"Referee, he did it on purpose."
“no` english。”
"What about German, Chinese?"
The referee said, "No' English." ”
All right! Tang Zhenglong knew that this bastard was deliberate, and he seemed to be deliberately targeting Cologne.
Giani smiled: "This is a football game, if you can't stand the high-intensity confrontation, you can consider playing badminton." ”
Giani made several rude movements, not even a verbal warning, and the thing became more and more arrogant.
Tang Zhenglong was about to catch the ball, but the goods were shoveled again, and this time the players on the sidelines of Cologne couldn't stand it.
"Is this still football? It's all rugby, how many times, it's going to abolish our players. ”
Tang Zhenglong found the referee, "If you don't care about this, then our Cologne will definitely appeal to UEFA after the game." ”
Probably too much, the referee called Giani over and gave him a verbal warning.
"What? So many times or just a verbal warning? ”
"I'll you."
Just when Giani and the referee turned their backs, Tang Zhenglong, who couldn't bear it, reached out and touched Giani's big bald head.
In an instant, Giani was like an electric shock, and his backhand was a punch.
"You're looking for death, I told don't touch my head."
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When Jia Yani saw it, he was dumbfounded, it was not Tang Zhenglong who was knocked to the ground by him, but the referee.
"Hahaha."
"You ......"
"My shoelaces just came loose."
It took the referee half a day to recover from the beating, and his teeth fell out.
"Red card, get down, I'll write it in the post-match report."
Giani wanted to explain, but the referee, who was swollen in the face, didn't listen to anything, and he said he wanted to make a substitution, and the fourth official took his place.
"Hahaha."
"I can't spare you."
Tang Zhenglong ran away like a rabbit, and the Heerenveen players persuaded Giani that if this trouble is made again, it will not be a red card matter, and it may affect the whole team.
"Cool, go down two pits at a time."
The referee put a cold compress on his cheek, and suddenly remembered that the whole thing seemed to be framed by Tang Zhenglong.
"Give him a red card."
The fourth official (the current referee) wondered, "It was the Heerenveen player who hit you, why did you give the Cologne player a red card." ”
"I remember, the worst thing is that 99, he must be revenge for ignoring him."
In fact, the fourth official also felt that the referee was a bit excessive, and several actions just now were obviously due to be carded.
"Okay, now I'm the referee, I'll take care of it."
"He has to be given a red card."
The referee ran to Tang Zhenglong, "Did you frame the referee?" ”
Tang Zhenglong looked innocent and shook his head, "No' English." ”