"Without Podolski, Tang Zhenglong is S, he can't score." Hans exclaimed.

"Playing Hamburg at the weekend, Cologne will be beaten back to square one, and they will know that they are at the level of the Bundesliga."

One of the reasons why Hans is so arrogant is because Hamburg is really strong now, and this season the Dutch golden boy Van der Vaart was introduced, which made Hamburg a strong team in the Bundesliga, plus the original Bosnian goalscorer Barbarets, the current Hamburg can be said to be the strongest team in the northwest of Germany.

The bookmaker's odds also show that Hamburg wins much higher than Cologne.

Cologne and Hamburg are both in the northwest of Germany, which is considered a derby, but Cologne has little confidence to clamoring with Hamburg, for the simple reason that Hamburg has a glorious history, it is the only German team that has not been relegated, which even Bayern has not done.

Originally, if Podolski was there, the fans would have expected to destroy Hamburg away, but now...... Thank goodness for a draw.

*****

Tang Zhenglong has been open to Facebook for a long time, but this thing is similar to the intranet of the school, it's not fun, and you can't hook up with girls on it, Tang Zhenglong still likes to play chat rooms, and he can hook up with domestic girls anonymously.

Emma came to the living room with her computer.

"Don, you have a lot of followers on Facebook, you should post something."

"I'm not interested, the fun of the Internet lies in anonymity, who plays this kind of real-name authentication, if I hook up with a girl on it, it will be exposed immediately."

Emma looked disdainful, "Do you know how to hook up with girls all over your head?" ”

"Or else? Don't you know that the purpose of human beings inventing the Internet is to hook up with girls? ”

Emma was dumbfounded.

Emma looked at Tang Zhenglong's more than 30,000 fans, and then looked at her hundreds of zombie fans, and was immediately unhappy.

"Then you can recommend it for me."

"You're not a public figure."

"Maybe, I can sing, maybe someone will ask me to be a singer."

As soon as these words came out, Tang Zhenglong laughed so much that he rolled on the sofa.

"Hahaha, that's funny, Emma, you're so humorous."

Emma's face was grim.

"Are you going to help or not?"

"Don't help!"

Kaya also came over, "Don, you can push it for me, I'm only 1,000 followers." ”

"No problem."

Emma's eyes widened, "Don ......"

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "Don't you think it's unfair?" No way, life is unfair. ”

Tang Zhenglong retweeted Kaya's Facebook.

"Rising German actress."

I thought it would get rave reviews, but what I didn't expect was ......

"It's ugly."

"Disgusting."

"Die."

Sweat......

"What's going on?"

Tang Zhenglong looked at it, these seem to be Hamburg fans, could it be that this is a German football troll?

There are a lot of trolls in domestic forums, and this Tang Zhenglong knows it, especially the football sticker, which is really more powerful than Europe.

"So there are trolls in Germany too?"

"Haha, who told you not to go online usually, there are many people who scold you."

Tang Zhenglong took a look, and sure enough, most of the messages were scolding himself.

"Lazy bugs."

"Drama spirit."

"Silly x."

The most nonsense thing is that some people actually say that Tang Zhenglong is a sissy.

"Damn, I'm such a man, call me a sissy?"

"You're blind."

"Don't, Don, you'll be fooled if you scold back." Kaya said.

"It seems that the people who have been scolding you lately are Hamburg fans."

Tang Zhenglong is not a disadvantaged character, "Kaya, how do you think I should respond?" ”

"Don't respond, I'll endure it."

Emma laughed, "If you go and look at Kaya, you'll know that your page is okay." ”

Tang Zhenglong patted Emma gently, "At this time, I can see the advantage of not being beautiful, and I don't even have anyone who scolds you." ”

Burst!

Emma kicked Tang Zhenglong.

"Ah, it stinks."

"you, my feet smell good."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, and when he got to the burger, he had to respond, otherwise I wouldn't be called Tang Zhenglong.

******

"Don, you're really idle, what are you doing at the Hamburg train station?" Schultz yawned and stretched.

"I've heard that Hamburg train station is a tourist attraction."

Matip also heard about it.

"It is said that many tourists will eat hamburgers under the big logo of Hamburg train station and eat hamburgers in Hamburg."

In fact, although Hamburg was developed by the Americans, it was born in Germany.

"Here it is."

Schultz looked at it, and the big logo said "Hamburg".

"Blackie, go buy three burgers."

Tang Zhenglong took the hamburger and took a hard bite.

Soon, a photo of Tang Zhenglong's three people biting a hamburger appeared on Facebook.

Hamburg fans are angry, this is a provocation, Tang Zhenglong's text is - come to hamburg and eat burgers.

And Tang Zhenglong deliberately stretched out three fingers when he ate a hamburger, could this be a hint that he wanted to enter three?

"Come on, let's go to Tang Zhenglong's Facebook and scold him."

"Okay."

When Hamburg fans opened Tang Zhenglong's Facebook page, they were dumbfounded, only to see that Tang Zhenglong's Facebook page was closed for comments.

"This bastard off the comments."

Looking at Tang Zhenglong's smile, he couldn't scold yet, these fans were really angry and wanted to smash the computer.

*****

"What I want to say is that football doesn't come out of the mouth, I don't care what the opponent does before the game."

Hamburg coach Dole looked very confident, and on the other side of the table were Cologne's head coach and Tang Zhenglong.

"I feel like the media over-interpreted that picture, and I'm really just hungry."

Burst.

"Don, the hotel you stay in has a restaurant, why did you go to the train station to eat a burger?"

Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression and said: "I didn't know it was a train station at all, I thought that brand was Pizza Hut." ”

Burst.

Burst.

Burst.

If it's the first time you're in Germany, it's understandable, you've lived in Germany for so long, it's hard to know that the name of the city is Hamburg?

The Hamburg reporter stood up and said angrily: "Tang Zhenglong, don't insult our IQ, Hamburg is the second largest city in Germany, and Cologne is the fourth." ”

Tang Zhenglong nodded, "I know, Berlin first, Hamburg second, Munich third, Hamburg fourth, Frankfurt fifth, Stuttgart sixth......"

The press officer interrupted: "This five-year-old German kid knows it. ”

Hehe.

There was a cheerful laugh from the scene.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm a stranger."

Sweat.

"Foreigner" has almost become Tang Zhenglong's omnipotent excuse, as long as he pretends to be stupid, he can move out of this excuse.

Another reporter stood up, this time asking Stevens: "Tang Zhenglong is considered a very failure as a center forward, will you continue to insist?" ”

Stevens laughed: "Don has a lot of potential and I'm ready to continue to start him as a center. ”

In this regard, Hamburg head coach Dole smiled in his heart: "Then you are looking for death!" ”

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