Chapter 236: Don't Call Daddy
"Quote Tang Zhenglong?" Schaaf smiled, "I can tell you unequivocally that there is no such thing. ”
Bremen considered Tang Zhenglong, but Tang Zhenglong himself was open-mouthed, saying that Bremen offered him to humiliate him, so that even if Shafu was cheap, it was impossible to admit that he had taken a fancy to Tang Zhenglong.
"Bremen's last game before the winter break was to Cologne, will you teach Tang Zhenglong a lesson?"
"Haha, this one definitely won't, we're not a team with Cologne, I think we'll beat Cologne easily."
*****
"What? Let me play Santa Claus? "Tang Zhenglong is unhappy.
'You've got Joel Matip and Lucas to play Santa Claus, there's a lot of young fans coming to the training pitch and interacting with the kids is the team's show every season.
Tang Zhenglong looked at Stevens, "Boss, in fact, your figure is the most like Santa Claus." ”
"Hehe, I know what you're thinking."
"Boss, in fact, the fans are looking forward to you the most."
"Hahaha, don't think!!"
Half an hour later, Tang Zhenglong and his teammates dressed up as Santa Claus, and European players must be very close to the people, and interacting with fans is a basic job.
Tang Zhenglong is most afraid of meeting a bear child.
Bear children are too difficult to deal with, scratching and scratching on their bodies, and some bear children will scratch their hair.
At this moment, someone poked Tang Zhenglong's thigh.
When I looked down, it was a little white fat man.
"Hello, little fat man."
"My name is Thomas."
"Hello, Thomas."
"Don, I'm going to ride a horse."
"Horseback riding?"
Tang Zhenglong had a hint of foreboding.
"Just like my dad did, can you carry me on your back."
What are you afraid of, it's really a bear child.
Tang Zhenglong touched the little fat man's head, "Little friend, I'm not your father, don't recognize people." ”
"I know, I'm going to ride a horse."
“……”
"Kid, I'll give you a candy, can you go and play?"
All of a sudden, the child started crying.
Dumbfounded.
"It can't really be my son, can it? The scoundrel is a bit like me. ”
"Wow, wow, wow."
"Wow, wow, wow."
A group of parents looked over and said, "What's going on?" ”
The little fat man pointed at Tang Zhenglong, "He bullied me!" ”
Tang Zhenglong was thundered, this kid may be the second self when he grows up.
"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't even touch you."
"Don, what the hell is going on?" Matip asked.
Of course, Tang Zhenglong can't say anything about riding a horse, that is equivalent to looking for a cigarette by himself, these parents will definitely say, the child is so young, you are satisfied, and it will be difficult to ride a tiger by then.
Everyone stared at Tang Zhenglong, bullying such a young child, it was really unusual.
Tang Zhenglong had an idea, pointed to the child and said, "Although I am handsome, I am really not your father." ”
Dumbfounded, this time the child stopped crying, his young heart was shocked, this Tang Zhenglong is really a thief.
"What do you mean?"
"That's right, this cute little fat man called me dad when he saw me, but I'm really not his dad."
"You talk nonsense, you bully me."
Tang Zhenglong touched the little fat man's head, "Uncle is handsome, but uncle is really innocent, you are blue-eyed, I am black-eyed, you will understand when you grow up, uncle is not Lao Wang." ”
Burst!!
"Lao Wang?"
"It's an expression of China."
Everyone laughed, it turned out to be a joke, it's okay, it's gone, it's scattered.
When everyone dispersed, Tang Zhenglong rubbed the little fat man's face, "You want to frame me, hehe." ”
"Don't touch me."
After a few hours of hard work, some gifts were handed out, and the players were so tired that they just wanted to sit down.
"Interacting with the fans is more tiring than training." Matip laughed.
"That's how it should be, because the fans provide us with our income." Podolsky said.
"Don, why does that kid call you daddy?" Schultz laughed.
"What?"
"Call your daddy."
"Call me for what?"
"Daddy."
……
Suddenly, Schultz felt that something was wrong, and everyone covered their mouths and laughed quietly.
"Bastard, Don."
"You called my dad yourself, and I didn't force you, but I still say that, I'm not Lao Wang."
"Don, what does Lao Wang mean?"
Tang Zhenglong tried to explain, and not surprisingly, everyone said that we didn't understand.
"Anyway, everyone knows that Lao Wang is a green hat."
"What is a cuckold?"
Tang Zhenglong was helpless, the cultural difference was really painful.
*****
Bremen came, and the one that attracted the most attention was of course Klose, not because he scored more goals, but because the Bundesliga officially selected the best attack in the half was not him, but Tang Zhenglong.
"Milo, what do you think of the official Bundesliga selection? We reporters all think it's quite unfair, that Tang Zhenglong can't compare with you at all. ”
Klose remained modest, "Since it's the fans, then I should respect it, I don't have anything to say. ”
"But that Tang Zhenglong was too arrogant, and he even said that this is what it should be."
Klose smiled, "I care more about the team's win, and Bremen's win is the most important thing. ”
On the other side, Tang Zhenglong was holding the trophy and grinning.
"This shows that this selection is absolutely fair, and there is no black-box operation."
"I feel like I have a bigger responsibility on my shoulders, and I feel like I've won the Footballer of the Year."
"Don, it's a long way off."
"I know, but one small step for me is a big leap for Cologne, and I will definitely continue to improve."
Someone said: "Don, many people think that Milo deserves more awards, he is not only first-class in archery, but also more modest than you." ”
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Some people say that I should go to Manchester United, I am not only more handsome than Beckham, but also score more goals." ”
……
"But I chose Cologne like the fans chose me, and from then on, my responsibility was heavier."
"You just said that."
"I know, I just want to say it again."
*****
Tang Zhenglong bought a statue of Guan Erye from Chinatown, took off Guan Erye in the middle, installed his trophy, and put it in the locker room in Cologne.
"Haha, Qi Huo!!"
"Don, what is this?"
"Come, bye-bye, I'll bless you with your goals."
Matip was very well-behaved and really said goodbye.
The teammates are a little dumbfounded, the first time I saw someone place their trophies like this, it was too special, could it be that it was some kind of mysterious oriental power?
"Come on, come on, everyone bow down, this is Second Master Tang."
"Second Master Tang?"
Unexpectedly, this worship, and later it became a practice to worship Tang Erye in the Cologne locker room, just like many European players draw crosses on their chests before they go on the field.