Chapter 247: The Laziest Goal
"Cologne hit a counter-attack."
"Otto was stunned, Tang Zhenglong was in an offside position, is this ball chasing?"
Stunned, the Cologne midfielder stepped in the back row, and Matip rushed up to receive the ball and finished the shot.
"Oh my God, Cologne's counterattack was so clever."
Klopp was furious, Otto looked stupid enough just now, standing still, are you still ready to celebrate Christmas again?
"Are you still on vacation? Even if this ball is a foul, you cut it off for me, how can you let the opponent shoot? ”
Otto was aggrieved, but Uncle Scumbag was fierce, who dared to talk back?
Suddenly, someone next to him said: "Hu scumbag, it's unfair for you to say this, the ball just now is obviously the responsibility of the back waist." ”
Klopp looked at it and was stunned.
"Is it your turn to speak here?"
"Why can't I speak? As long as it's the truth, I have to say it. ”
Burst.
Otto chuckled out a small chuckle.
"You'd better get out of here, I don't want something unpleasant to happen to both sides."
The fourth official had noticed what was going on here, so he came over and persuaded him.
Suddenly, Otto winked at Tang Zhenglong, as if to thank him.
Opinion reached 50.
"Haha, cool."
Tang Zhenglong looked at Klopp, feeling super unhappy, "Say I'm lazy, right?" I'll show you that goals have nothing to do with hard work. ”
"System, give me a pre-judgment skill."
"This."
100 big mouth points, 20 seconds of prediction, that is, you can see what happens after 20 seconds.
"Redeem."
****
"Cologne gets a corner."
Otto, who defended Tang Zhenglong, did not give an inch.
"Don't try to slip away from me."
"Don't worry, I'll just stand still."
"Hehe, you must be a liar."
Tang Zhenglong rolled his dead eyes, and then stood in an inconspicuous area next to the back doorpost.
"What is this for?"
"Rest."
Otto couldn't believe his ears, but he couldn't follow Tang Zhenglong, because as a central defender, he had to grab points in the middle of the penalty area.
Corner kick taken.
Otto jumped high, this is his forte, Klopp saw it, and was relieved that the high point should be controlled.
"Steady."
But......
"It's ......"
Otto didn't jump high enough to not push the ball out, but rubbed it and the ball reached the back of the post.
"There shouldn't be anyone at the back post." Klopp thought to himself, and when he looked at it again, his heart was wow cool and wow cool, and Tang Zhenglong happened to be at the back point.
"Don is at the back post, he just needs a touch and the ball goes in."
But......
"Why was Don stunned?"
In the face of the flying ball, Tang Zhenglong didn't make a move.
"Is Don frozen stupid?"
Soon, everyone understood that Tang Zhenglong was not stupid, but that he didn't even bother to move.
Let the ball hit you and bounce into the goal.
……
……
The stadium was silent for a second, and then the boos rang out wildly.
"Bastard, you are a fart, dare to humiliate us Mainz."
Mainz fans feel humiliated, what is it? Can you score a goal standing still?
Uncle Scumbag was furious, and he called Otto over again, "Your assist is good." ”
"I ......"
"Don't be modest, you can play as a striker."
After completing such a beautiful own assist, Otto lost, and at this moment, Tang Zhenglong came again.
"Hu scumbag, it's not right for you to say that, this ball is my accurate running, what's the matter with Guan Dahei?"
"Scumbag, big black?"
Klopp was angry.
"Precise positioning? Are you insulted by the word run. Klopp thought to himself.
'You just happen to be standing there, even if you are a fool standing at the back post, you can score.'
Tang Zhenglong sneered, "I said that scoring goals has nothing to do with hard work, it depends on talent, believe it or not, I can score goals while lying down." ”
Klopp's chest was bulging, and if it weren't for the cameras, he would have thrown a fist.
"Okay, you don't have to defend him."
"Why?"
"There's no why."
Klopp felt that it was better to deal with a lazy worm like Tang Zhenglong and ignore his existence.
Back on the court, Tang Zhenglong patted Otto, "Don't be sad, I understand you, your coach is a madman." ”
"Huh."
Opinion reached 80.
"Haha, it's just a little bit."
However, this last point is difficult to do, because Klopp has not allowed Otto to defend Tang Zhenglong anymore.
1-0 is certainly unacceptable for Mainz, who will be the first home game of the second half of the schedule.
Jurgen Klopp is the kind of coach who has a lot of body language, and he waves his hands on the sidelines, "Attack, press me." ”
"Press it."
Just as Klopp was moving, he suddenly collided with something.
"Ah......h
Looking at it again, it's Tang Zhenglong again.
"Why are you again?"
"I'll drink some water, why are you hitting me."
"It's off the sidelines."
"I know, there's no water bottle on the pitch."
……
"Also, it's useless to shout on the sidelines, football depends on luck, you might as well kneel down and beg God."
"I don't believe in God, I only believe in strength."
"Okay."
Tang Zhenglong looked at Klopp's scarf, "That...... Can you lend me a scarf, I'm a little cold standing still. ”
……
Klopp flew up and kicked, "Get out!" ”
Ding.
Mission accomplished.
"Done?"
I guess it was when I quarreled with Klopp just now that I amused Otto.
"The speed has reached 82, which can be regarded as the first-class in Asia." Thinking of this, Tang Zhenglong is especially looking forward to fighting with the stick in the future, and he can abuse the stick.
However, Mainz had quality and soon their striker Türk went down with a goal.
After the ball leaked, Zidan took the ball and in the box, the Egyptian deftly dodged a defender and then flicked the instep of his foot and the ball flew into the far post.
goooooooal!!!
Jurgen Klopp jumped up, "Beautiful goal." ”
He rushed to Tang Zhenglong, "See, this is the goal, what are you?" Does grandma take a walk? ”
On the field, Zidan was even more arrogant, shutting up at the Cologne fans.
Zidan had a flamboyant personality, a scene that angered Cologne fans and players.
"You can't do that, we're the Bundesliga half-way champions." Podolsky said.
"Soon it won't be."
There was a small altercation between the players on both sides, but there was no conflict, and Tang Zhenglong did not respond to Klopp immediately.
Otto moved over and whispered, "Don, our coach is a little crazy, don't you care. ”
"It's okay, I guess it's menopause."
Burst.
"Don, I think we can be friends."
"Do you want to come to Cologne?"
"It's hard to say."
Klopp saw Otto and Tang Zhenglong chatting, and he was angry.
"What's there to talk about with this bastard?"
Klopp yelled at Otto: "Go defend!" ”