February 12th.

Cologne faced Borussia Dortmund at home, and Dortmund was at its worst at this time, and the club was almost bankrupt.

However, Cologne will play the League Cup in three days, so Stevens chose to rotate, and Podolski, Tang Zhenglong, Matip, Schultz and others all sat on the bench in this game.

Tang Zhenglong was tightly wrapped, and it was still very cold in Germany in February.

The commentator joked: "We know that Cologne is going to play in the UEFA Cup, but Dortmund is not so bad, and the first place in the Bundesliga is a bit careless." ”

After the start of the game, the Cologne substitutes really struggled, playing at home as if they were away, and the team retreated all the way.

20 minutes later, Tang Zhenglong couldn't stand it anymore.

"I can't stand it, we played too badly, Cologne without Tang Zhenglong can really only be relegated."

Scholz and they looked at each other.

"This game is not only missing Tang Zhenglong, but also Lucas and me."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "But the most important thing is because of the lack of Tang Zhenglong." ”

"Whew!"

Borussia Dortmund launched an attack in midfield and Cologne leaked in the midfield position.

Tang Zhenglong immediately babbled: "If Tang Zhenglong is on the field, how can this position be leaked." ”

Burst.

"Don, you don't even defend at half-time, what's your business with the midfield position."

"Che, who was the one who blocked Zidan's must-have goal in front of the goal?"

“……”

"I'm telling you, I can be anywhere on the pitch, I'm all-rounded."

Podolsky rolled his eyes.

"I should have been sitting in the stands if I had known that I was going to die."

"Jealousy, you're jealous."

In the second half, the fans began to be dissatisfied, and it was a cold day, and they bought tickets to see who had worse offense than the two teams, so it was better to go home and sleep.

"I understand the boos from the fans, especially the Dortmund fans who came from afar, and there is a feeling of being fooled."

boooooooo。

"Don't look for me if the fans ask for a refund, I know everyone is here to see Tang Zhenglong."

Schultz clenched his fists, "Don, no one will ask you for a refund, don't be narcissistic." ”

"Not necessarily."

"This ticket is a few tens of euros, at least half of the value I bring to the table."

"Let's go, let's go."

"Forget it, forget it, Don is just not used to sitting on the bench, he has ADHD."

Tang Zhenglong patted Matip, "You are ADHD." ”

The final result was 0-0.

Stevens walked over to Van Marwijk and the two shook hands, both Dutch, but the situation was very different, and Dortmund was a bit miserable.

However, the two didn't talk much, and Van Marwich pulled his collar and left quickly.

Stevens faced boos from fans and questions from the media.

Stevens patted his assistant Holger, "If you were a journalist, what would you ask?" ”

Holger thought for a moment.

"Why didn't Tang Zhenglong be sent in the last 20 minutes?"

Stevens was silent for a moment and said, "I won't go to the new press conference after the game, and I will throw Tang Zhenglong to them." ”

"This ......"

A sinister smile appeared at the corner of Stevens' mouth.

Tang Zhenglong's limbs were numb, and he appeared in front of reporters with an embarrassed face, and this expression can be made into an emoji.

"Your mother's, good things never think of me, this butt wiping thing always makes me do it, and I'm not the team's PR."

"Don, why are you here for the press conference, your boss?"

"He suddenly had a stomachache."

"Stomach ache?"

The reporters looked at each other.

"Well, Don, why didn't you send you in the last 20 minutes."

Stevens was watching the live stream in the locker room, and he patted Holger, "Haha, these reporters really asked this." ”

Stevens was halfway through laughter, almost crying, only to hear Tang Zhenglong reply: "Maybe because of the stomach pain, it affected the boss's brain circuit, and he forgot." ”

Burst.

"Bastard! You have a problem with your brain circuits. ”

"Holger, go stop him."

"Head, I think it's too late, it's Tang Zhenglong's favorite to talk nonsense in the face of reporters."

Stevens' whole body tightened, and there was a hint of foreboding.

"But it's good that this way, so that fans can see that Cologne lacks Tang Zhenglong, so it can only go to relegation."

"Don, but Lucas didn't go either."

"That's not important, Lucas can't score a few goals in a season, mainly relying on Tang Zhenglong."

"Don, are you so bragging?"

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "My parents have told me since I was a child that I should be honest, and I am very honest and not hypocritical. ”

Be dumbfounded!

"Don, it's Valentine's Day in two days, how are you going to spend it?"

On February 15 we face Panathinaikos, a UEFA Cup opponent, so I think I spent Valentine's Day with my team-mates.

"What about the Turkish girl?"

"What Turkish girl? Don't talk nonsense, I'm single, and all German girls can pursue me. ”

Burst.

has had so many scandals with Kaya, and this guy even denies it.

"Tang, I heard that Chinese people need their mother's consent to choose a girlfriend, right?"

"No, our house is very open, I like it."

"Tang, I heard that you already have an illegitimate child in China."

……

Tang Zhenglong slapped the table, "What newspaper are you, I'm going to sue you, nonsense, where did I get my illegitimate son." ”

"Said on the Internet."

"Where?"

"Wangyi Forum."

Be dumbfounded.

"Do you know Chinese?"

"Yes."

What is the domestic forum like, this Tang Zhenglong knows too well, it is all brainless, and he is not responsible for speaking at all.

"The forum is a forum, you are a professional media, you have to speak responsibly, if I don't have an illegitimate child, you give me one."

The young female reporter blushed.

After a brief silence, someone laughed and amused everyone.

*****

"I have a problem with the cerebellum, I have a problem with the cerebellum."

……

……

"Not standard, go ahead."

"Ah!!h

For Tang Zhenglong's nonsense at the press conference, Stevens decided to impose a heavy penalty, which is to say it a hundred times in Dutch - I have a problem with the cerebellum.

"I have a problem with the cerebellum."

"I have a problem with the cerebellum."

"Fuck you."

"What?"

"I have a problem with the cerebellum."

"No, the sentence you just said should be in Chinese, did you scold me?"

"No, I didn't scold you, that sentence means that I have a problem with my cerebellum."

Stevens was suspicious, but there was no way to verify it, because Cologne did not have a Chinese translation, and Tang Zhenglong was a thief in German, so it was not necessary.

"I think the team must be equipped with Chinese interpreters in the future."

"There's no need, I'm so good at German."

Stevens smiled: "It's because your German is so good that it is necessary to have a Chinese translator, so that you don't scold me behind my back." ”

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, he was really unhappy.