Premier league.

It's really hotter than Tang Zhenglong imagined.

In the past, in the players' tunnel on the stadium, everyone stared at each other even if they were unhappy, but this time, Newcastle's Nicky Bhatt did it directly.

"What are you, you dare to kick Alain." Bart picked the back of Tang Zhenglong's head.

I'll it.

"You're really hands-on."

"I've seen you unhappy, what you say in Germany, I don't care, come to my turf, be honest with me, Newcastle is not a team like your Cologne, we are giants."

"Crazy, silly x."

"Forget it, forget it, Don."

"Count your head."

Tang Zhenglong flew up and didn't kick it.

"Haha, your legs are too short."

"Short legs?"

Tang Zhenglong's temper is not bad, and ordinary words will not anger him, but saying that he has short legs, this is really unbearable, this is the dignity of a man.

Just as Bart was laughing, Tang Zhenglong flew up again, and this kick hit Bart's key part.

Bart sat down in pain, "You're dead." ”

"You bite me."

"Don't even do it." Schultz gestured to the opposing player's move.

Newcastle players are all grumpy, Newcastle seems to have such a tradition, in 2005, Newcastle's Bao Ye fought with his own people on the pitch and made a big joke.

Scott Parker couldn't hold back, he yelled at Tang Zhenglong, this time Tang Zhenglong was really angry, and rushed straight up.

"Matthias, Xiao Hei, you go first, I'll do it alone."

The so-called horizontal is afraid of being stunned.

Parker didn't expect the other party to pounce directly.

"Do you want to be banned for life?"

"Lao Tzu will be banned for life, and I will also pull you along."

"And you, how about I change your team alone?"

Suddenly, everyone stopped ringing.

The referee came.

What kind of lifetime ban, that's what you say, Parker and Tang Zhenglong will not be stupid enough to really fight in front of the referee.

But...... How can this be explained?

"What are you doing?"

Tang Zhenglong and Parker, you look at me, I look at you.

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong had an idea, "Your tattoo is so good-looking, did you do it there?" ”

"It's in Newcastle."

"Can you take me there, I want to get a tattoo too."

The referee was dumbfounded, looking at the tattoo? So why do you pounce on each other?

Tang Zhenglong also seemed to understand what the referee was thinking.

"Referee, I'm short-sighted, so I can only look closer."

"Then just stand and watch."

"This ......"

"Yes, I said just stand and watch, why are you pulling me down."

"I ......"

Parker was stupid, and Tang Zhenglong threw the ball to him.

"I ......"

The referee didn't have time to listen to the nonsense of the two men, "I don't care if you look at tattoos or fall in love, hurry up for me, the game is about to start." ”

Burst.

The two teams stood in line, the Newcastle players were super unhappy, Lao Tzu went crazy and beat everyone himself, but he was lost by Tang Zhenglong, unpleasant!

*****

'Alain, I think Duff is the most important signing for Newcastle this season.

"That's right, his experience can help Newcastle."

Although Duff doesn't have the speed of his peak on the wing, he is playing more spicy.

The Irishman picked up the ball on the flank, suddenly used his unnatural change of direction to dodge a defender and then pick up a cross down the middle.

Newcastle are very skilled in the league, with a couple of midfielders quick to get in and grab points.

The Newcastle manager secretly clenched his fists, and this attack looked like it was the kind that could go into.

At the critical moment, the goalkeeper took a risk and picked up the ball.

"Almost."

St James' Park Stadium thud.

Shearer laughed: "It's important for the goalkeeper to attack, but Newcastle are playing very well and the lads are cheering. ”

*****

Newcastle are far superior to their previous opponents.

Stevens knows this, too, and the Premier League is very fast-paced, with their attacks being very direct and not overly tangled in midfield, so that Schultz and Matip don't have a chance to show their rivalry.

Just as the game was raging, the camera turned.

Tang Zhenglong is taking a walk.

Morgan and Shearer don't know how to comment anymore, it's live.

"Don is a player who takes chances, he may be waiting for them."

Shearer himself is a striker, he knows that if he stands like this, then the goal has nothing to do with you, and the most important thing is that Tang Zhenglong stands on the offside line.

Tang Zhenglong walked and walked, what everyone didn't know was that Tang Zhenglong was not lazy this time, but a well-designed tactic.

Stevens felt that since everyone knew that Tang Zhenglong was a lazy worm, why not design a tactic to paralyze the opponent?

So this "lazy bug" tactic was born.

Cologne broke the ball at the back and drove forward with a big foot.

Morgan looked at it, and Tang Zhenglong was chasing it alone, "This ball is offside." ”

"It's definitely offside, I don't know why Don is chasing it."

Goalkeeper Jiwen didn't attack, and the defender didn't chase back, Tang Zhenglong's goal was also stupid, and it didn't mean anything at all.

The linesman is ready to raise the flag, as long as Tang Zhenglong touches the ball, then raise the flag.

But Tang Zhenglong suddenly stopped, and then someone rushed up, it was Podolski, and the whole Newcastle team reacted up and down, this is designed, not that Tang Zhenglong is stupid, but that he is standing on the offside line.

Podolski took the ball and formed a one-on-one knife, and the whole audience booed, hoping to use his own boos to influence Lucas's shot.

But in the face of such an opportunity, Podolski was still very steady, pushing a left-footed shot into the far corner and making a beautiful arc.

When the ball flew into the goal, Newcastle went to the referee to protest, "He interfered with the game, that goal didn't exist. ”

Tang Zhenglong did not touch the ball, but if the referee determined that he interfered with the game, then it was considered offside.

"He rushed to the ball, and that was obviously a distraction."

Tang Zhenglong suddenly appeared.

"Referee, you can't say that."

"Why?"

"Everybody knows that I run blindly when I'm fine, and I like to run around on the offside line the most."

Be dumbfounded.

This can also be done?

"Referee, my characteristic is laziness, everyone knows this."

Tang Zhenglong was ready to defile himself, so the players at Newcastle didn't eat it, "It's true that you are lazy, but this time you did it on purpose." ”

"Yes!"

The referee thought about it and ruled that the goal was valid.

"Why!!"

"Because you have time to chase back and you don't move, remember that the next time before the referee blows the whistle, the game hasn't stopped."

Tang Zhenglong smiled thiefly.

Parker leaned over, "You Germans can only score goals with these shameless tactics now?" ”

"I'm not German."

"It's all the same."

"You Britons are still so stupid, no wonder you keep playing the big round."

The audience booed.

"Liar."

"Liar."

"This ball doesn't exist."

booooooooo。