“no`goal。”

Glenn Rodell left these two words on the board in the dressing room, and this is his expectation, which is that the opponent will not score in this game.

Newcastle players also played very strictly according to their manager's tactical requirements, keeping their defence tight.

'Newcastle's tactics are very pragmatic. Shearer said: 'It's very smart, we don't need to score, the opponent does. ”

Podolski played the ball to the right when he had a chance on the left.

"What the hell, my height, is it difficult for me to compete for the header."

Podolsky was not satisfied, "You at least rush." ”

"Pass me at my feet."

The Newcastle player leaned in. "Don, Lucas obviously did it on purpose, your height, he just passed you a high ball."

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, "What's wrong with my height?" ”

Podolski also knew that Tang Zhenglong couldn't fight for the high ball, and he also deliberately made the opponent form inertial thinking.

Soon, Podolski pretended to pass the ball, but suddenly in a flash, he broke through.

This time it was done very dexterously, Tang Zhenglong saw that there was a play, so he hurriedly ran back.

Parker followed Tang Zhenglong.

"Ahh

Tang Zhenglong fell, and Parker was dumbfounded, "I didn't touch you." ”

"Who said you touched me, I ran too fast and fell."

Parker was dumbfounded, "Is this okay?" ”

It's like a person who has touched porcelain and suddenly falls down one day, then gets up and pats the dust on his body, and nothing happens.

Tang Zhenglong was also stupid, "I really fell down by myself, is it possible that you are not used to it if I don't touch porcelain?" ”

"Don."

Podolsky shouted.

Lucas hit the back of the net.

The ball was touched by a Newcastle player and refracted and Tang Zhenglong was shaken.

"Holy."

Tang Zhenglong could only turn around and prepare to shoot.

"Where's the ball?"

"Where's the ball?"

Many years later, Barcelona bought a player named Dembele and was stunned by the ball on his debut.

At this time, Tang Zhenglong was, turning 360 degrees in place.

"Where's the ball?"

"You've cleared the ball!" The Newcastle player reminded.

It turned out that Tang Zhenglong accidentally touched the ball when he was looking for the ball on the spot, and the result was ......

"Don made a beautiful clearance." Morgan laughed.

Burst!!

"Break the siege?"

"yes, Don can be considered a defensive striker."

"Morgan, you're bad enough."

On the court, Tang Zhenglong was stupid.

The Newcastle players came running over and patted him, "Thank you, nice clearance." ”

"Don, don't worry, you have the contract for Newcastle."

Jiwen patted Tang Zhenglong's head, "It's too dangerous, the football was only half a meter away from the goal at that time, but fortunately you cleared the siege." ”

"Get rid of your mother." Tang Zhenglong's heart was wailing, this was too bullying.

The Cologne players came running.

"Don, what do you think?"

"I sprinted at full speed, but I didn't expect the ball to change direction in the middle of the way, and when it got behind me, I couldn't find the north all of a sudden."

Podolsky smiled: "It's normal. ”

"Normal? Are you sure? It's hard to say you've encountered it too. ”

Tang Zhenglong couldn't wait to pull people into the water, Podolsky shook his head, "Impossible, such a stupid thing can't happen to me." ”

……

……

"Dead Lucas."

"Dead fish."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Okay, then I want to ask you, if it were you, what would you do?" Isn't it the same to go around in circles to find the ball? ”

Schultz pointed to his brain, "I have no problem with the cerebellum, I remember that people with poor balance are not good at the cerebellum." ”

"Fuck you."

"If you don't believe it, you can do an experiment, pull your right ear with your left hand, and turn in circles on the spot."

"I'm sorry, I wouldn't have done such a stupid thing."

Soon, Cologne got a corner kick opportunity, and Tang Zhenglong ran into the penalty area and had to prove his wisdom.

Unexpectedly, the Newcastle players were too bad, and the goalkeeper shouted at Tang Zhenglong, "Don, you go to the front point to defend, put the ball out, pay attention to don't turn in circles this time." ”

"Hahaha."

There was a burst of laughter in the exclusion zone.

Tang Zhenglong's face is darker than the Newcastle jersey.

"Shai is it?"

"You can call me Jiwen."

Jiwen didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to be so polite.

"That's right, can I drink your water?"

"Of course."

Tang Zhenglong squatted down and pretended to touch the water bottle, but in fact, he was doing tricks and feet on Jiwen's shoelaces.

"Hey, hey."

"Thank you, your water bottle is so high-end, where did you buy it?"

Givens was stunned, "This is the water bottle in the stadium?" ”

"Oh, I see."

Cologne's corner kick was taken, and the first point was met by the Cologne player, but under the interference of the Newcastle player, the top of the ball was weak.

Matip just pushes the ball towards goal, which anyone with normal legs can pounce on.

Givens was about to move, but in an instant, tragedy struck, and he fell.

Morgan and Shearer were dumbfounded, how could they fall? Just move two steps to the right.

Either way, Cologne is already celebrating.

Ji Wen pointed at Tang Zhenglong, "Surround him." ”

"What the hell!!"

Jiwen pointed to his shoelaces, "You tied my shoelaces, you made it, this ball doesn't count, you still have to eat a red card." ”

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Do you have evidence?" ”

"That's you."

The referee came, and Jiwen pointed to his shoelaces, furious, "Referee, you see, he did it." ”

"Referee, it's none of my business."

"Could it be that I did it myself?"

Tang Zhenglong said: "It's very simple, referee, please do me a favor." ”

Tang Zhenglong squatted down to tie the referee's shoes, "Do you feel it?" ”

"Of course I feel."

"Then why didn't he? Could it be that he has a nervous problem? ”

Burst!!

"It's different, there was chaos in the forbidden area just now."

"No matter how messy it is, you will always know if someone touches you."

The referee nodded, feeling that what Tang Zhenglong said made sense.

"He pretended to drink water, and that's when he tricked me."

"If your IQ is that stupid, maybe you got it wrong when you tied your own shoes."

Ji Wenqi's seven orifices were smoking, how could he have thought that someone was such a thief, and he would take advantage of his defenselessness to tie the shoelaces of his two shoes together.

The referee said, "I can't punish him without direct evidence, so be careful yourself." ”

"Pay attention in the future? Isn't that what happened? We were stolen a ball. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, otherwise I'll sue you for slander, our goal is beautiful, you fell on the spot yourself, blame yourself for your bad cerebellum."

Ji Wen thought that Tang Zhenglong had a bad cerebellum, but now he knew that he had a bad conscience.

"Well, let me tell you, even if you Cologne are shameless, the final victory will still belong to Newcastle."

Cut!!

The last thing Tang Zhenglong cares about is his mouth cannon, and he will talk about it when he has the ability to advance.