Bayern's official website posted the news - the team signed Tang Zhenglong for 30 million euros for 4 years, Tang will wear the No. 9 jersey and play in the Allianz Arena next season.

This news appeared on Bayern's official website, but no one reprinted it, let alone sprayed it, because everyone knew that it was prepared by Bayern for the upcoming April Fool's Day.

Every year on April Fool's Day, Bayern play similar memes, such as one year when it was announced that the team had signed David Beckham.

Of course, some local media in Cologne are still very unhappy about this, after all, Cologne is going to Munich this week, and this kind of news that is known to be fake news is also quite disgusting.

The Cologne club laughed at this, and everyone talked about April Fool's Day anyway.

After staying at the hotel in Munich, the players were training hard while thinking about how to trick their teammates or avoid being tricked.

However, everyone agreed that Tang Zhenglong must be kept an eye on, this guy usually loves to play tricks on people, let alone an occasion like April Fool's Day.

Tang Zhenglong brought Schultz a cup of coffee.

Schultz didn't dare to take it.

"Don, you don't think you added anything to your coffee, do you?"

"Nope."

"Then you drink it to me."

Tang Zhenglong took a sip.

"No problem."

"Look, Don actually served a normal cup of coffee."

Sweat.

"Are you sick?"

"Huh."

"Don, today is April Fool's Day, and we are all afraid of being tricked by you."

"No way, I'm not that naïve, April Fool's Day is a child's life."

Casually, Tang Zhenglong handed Schultz another cup of coffee, and this time Schultz took a big sip without any suspicion.

Then he tragedy.

"Ahh It's spicy, Don, what the hell did you add to your coffee? ”

"Haha, I added perverted spicy chili."

"Don, that's going to eat the dead."

"No, at most, it's diarrhea."

"What? At most, diarrhea? Is this still human talk? ”

Schultz was smoky and drank two bottles of mineral water to recover.

"You bastard, I appeal to everyone not to eat anything Tang Zhenglong gave us, for the safety of your lives."

"What life safety?"

Stevens walked in and casually went to get Schultz's cup of coffee.

These guys, who were sanctimonious just now, are now secretly happy in their hearts, and it would be interesting if the boss also drank that cup of coffee.

Why is there such a holiday as April Fool's Day? Maybe it's just that it's fun to play tricks on people.

Schultz changed his tune: "I've heard that buying more insurance can ensure the safety of your life. ”

"Sickness, those are lies."

Stevens raised his head and took a big sip, and then he was just as tragic as Schultz.

"It's spicy to me, who did this?"

"I don't know, maybe it's an April Fool's surprise from the hotel?"

"You call this a surprise? It's going to die. ”

Suddenly, Stevens looked at Tang Zhenglong, "Did you do this?" ”

"Of course it can't be, we're all here, if I did it, they would have reported me a long time ago."

The teammates looked at each other, Tang Zhenglong was kidnapping everyone, he made this coffee, but the reason why Stevens drank this cup of coffee was also the result of everyone's efforts.

Stevens looked at everyone, "It's really not Don's ghost?" ”

Everyone shook their heads, "It has nothing to do with Tang. ”

"That's weird."

"I'm going to talk to the hotel manager, there must not be a second time, otherwise I will complain."

*****

"Don, what are you doing sneaking around?" Matip asked, "What are you holding in your hand?" ”

"Mats."

"Don't tell me it's a normal mat."

"You try."

Matip sat up and popped.

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and leaned back.

Fart pads, used for mischief.

"Don, if you put this in the boss's seat, he'll kill someone."

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Think about it, after the boss finished his serious lecture, he suddenly sat down, and there was a pop in the quiet restaurant. ”

"Hahaha."

Just imagining it, Tang Zhenglong laughed.

Matip was dumbfounded, this is a bit of a big game.

"Isn't that interesting?"

Matip smiled, "I'll go first, I don't know, it's not my responsibility." ”

"Come back."

*****

"6 points or 0 points, it all depends on this league, whether a season is a successful counterattack or finally trampled under the feet of Bayern, it depends on tomorrow's game."

"Tomorrow is April Fool's Day, and I want to give Bayern an unforgettable April Fool's Day, just like Kaiserslautern did back then."

Everyone clenched their fists, if they can be champions, who would want to be the runner-up, Bayern is 11 people, we are also 11 people, afraid of hair!!

Stevens raised his glass, "Back to Cologne with victory." ”

"Return to Cologne with victory."

After some impassioned excess, Stevens sat down and listened to a pop.

Everyone is stupid.

Stevens' face turned from white to red, as if he had been boiled, and then he touched his chair, and suddenly the volcano erupted, "Tang Zhenglong!" Get out. ”

I'll it.

Why am I?

Tang Zhenglong pointed at himself, "I didn't do it." ”

"No need to deny it, you did it 100%."

"Boss, you can't wronged me, I really didn't do it."

Stevens said angrily: "And the pepper coffee in the afternoon, that is also what you did, I asked the hotel manager, there is no April Fool's surprise at all." ”

"This ......"

"Yes, he did it."

Tang Zhenglong looked at it and scolded in his heart: "A bunch of wall grass!" ”

"Pin him to a chair, he must be punished."

"Good idea."

"How to punish it?" Someone proposed: "Throw it in the rooftop pool." ”

Stevens refused, it was still quite cold in Germany in April, but he couldn't catch a cold, and he had to play tomorrow.

At this time, Schultz smiled: "I once watched a whole person show, put a clip on the face, and then pull it away in an instant, it will hurt a lot." ”

It hurts to think about it.

"No, it will hurt."

"It's okay, at most it's disfigured, and it won't affect the game."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, is this still human words? Disfigured at best? I eat with my face.

The teammates found clips and clamped them on Tang Zhenglong's nose, lips, chin, and ears.

Tang Zhenglong was wailing, "Beast, let me go." ”

Stevens laughed, "I'll shout one, two, three, let's pull together." ”

One.

Two.

Three.

Yes!!

Tang Zhenglong screamed the same as killing a pig.

"It's the funniest April Fool's I've ever had."

Tang Zhenglong pulled Matip, "Help me take a look, am I disfigured?" ”

"No, it's just a broken skin."

“……”

Tang Zhenglong wailed again!