Chapter 295: Bayern mascot
Tang Zhenglong knew that the closer the ball was to Karn, the better the effect would be, anyway, his hands were slippery now.
A curling ball was driven over the small penalty area, and everyone thought that the ball was useless, as if it was for the goalkeeper to practice, but Kahn was bitter in his heart, he was really afraid that something would happen if he hugged his hands.
"Die, Karn." Tang Zhenglong smiled, but he didn't expect something to make him dumbfounded, Kahn didn't hold the ball with his hands, but pushed the ball out of the penalty area with his head.
"Is that okay??"
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded for a second, "This guy is really a thief." ”
The Bayern teammate patted Kahn, "Oliver, what the hell is wrong with you?" ”
"It's nothing, I think it's more interesting."
"Don't make a fuss, this is the battle for the top of the list."
Karn smiled, "I know, don't worry. ”
At the end of the first half, the score was 1-1 and Kahn took off his gloves and walked back.
"What's wrong with this glove?"
Goalkeepers don't usually like to change new gloves and feel that something is wrong, but in today's situation, Kahn kind of wants to change gloves.
Just when he was thinking about things, he suddenly heard Tang Zhenglong and Bed next to him talking and laughing.
"Did you see Kahn's embarrassment, I told you a long time ago, Kahn is no longer good, and it will definitely be you in Germany in the future."
"Hahaha."
"He's not even holding the ball now, like a rookie who has just been promoted to the first team."
Karn's face was red and white.
"Bastard, what did you just say!"
Tang Zhenglong turned his head and looked, "I'm chatting with my teammates, what's the matter with you?" ”
"You give me a little respect, I just have something wrong with the gloves, and it's not your turn to question my skills."
"Really? I think you're going to have a newest nickname after this game – Butter Hand Kahn. ”
Butter Hand, a nickname that belonged to Barthez, Karn didn't expect to be associated with it one day.
Looking at Tang Zhenglong's smile, Karn suddenly remembered something.
It seems that his sudden problem is that after Tang Zhenglong forcibly shook hands with him, could it be that Tang Zhenglong really did it, such as some kind of witchcraft from the East?
Karn grabbed Tang Zhenglong's collar, "Don't leave yet, let me ask you, why did you forcibly shake my hand, did you do something to my gloves?" ”
……
Sweat.
was discovered, of course, Tang Zhenglong was killed and could not admit it.
"Don't talk nonsense, isn't it that I watched too many movies, that's prejudice against China, I don't know anything."
"Really? Then why did I suddenly feel something was wrong after you shook my hand. ”
Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "It may be that I have my own bad luck physique, as long as people who come into contact with me will become unlucky, this is not illegal." ”
Karn was furious, it was impossible for him to complain to the referee, Tang Zhenglong had brought him mildew, and the referee would treat him as a fool.
Karn pushed Tang Zhenglong away, "Then stay away from me in the future." ”
"Well, I can't guarantee that!"
Karn directly threw the gloves to Tang Zhenglong, "Here you go." ”
"Thank you."
In the locker room, Tang Zhenglong had just sat down, and Stevens was explaining tactics when he suddenly stung.
Mission: Dress up as Bernie the Bear and don your Cologne jersey for a trip around the field.
Reward: 500 Big Mouth Points.
Punishment: Sneakers slip inexplicably.
Tang Zhenglong is stupid, Bernie Bear is Bayern's mascot, let yourself dress up as Bayern's mascot and put on a Cologne jersey, if you are caught by the security guard, it will look good.
Stevens saw Tang Zhenglong raise his hand, "What are you going to do." ”
"I have a stomachache, go out to the bathroom."
"There's a toilet in the locker room, why do you want to go out."
"I'm afraid of smoking everyone."
"Hahaha."
"Go."
Leaving the locker room, Tang Zhenglong went to find Bernie the Bear.
Tang Zhenglong patted the actor of Bernie Bear, "Hello." ”
"Hello, Don, how did you find this?"
"Well, I got an April Fool's Day quest asking me to play Bernie the Poon."
"Who said that?"
"A mysterious mission, since it's April Fool's Day, of course I can't tell you casually."
The other party was stunned, but Tang Zhenglong is a star, and it is definitely impossible to do harmful things.
Tang Zhenglong handed him a little money, "You go to the restaurant to eat something first, and I'll take you for 15 minutes." ”
"Really?"
"Of course it's true."
After the actor left, Tang Zhenglong quickly put on Bernie Bear's clothes, but ran into trouble when putting on the Cologne jersey.
"It doesn't work at all."
As a result, a good jersey became a vest, and after forcibly putting on the jersey, Tang Zhenglong jumped to the court.
"Look, Bernie the Bear."
But the sharp-eyed people noticed that something was wrong, why did Bernie the Bear wear a Cologne jersey, is this an April Fool's Day prank?
Tang Zhenglong ran fast, hoping to circle the field as fast as possible.
"Look, our mascot is wearing an opponent's jersey."
"Beat him."
Someone threw something down.
"Stop him, this renegade."
Soon a security guard caught up, "Stop, why are you wearing the opponent's jersey, you don't want the salary." ”
Tang Zhenglong turned his head and looked at it, speeding up, he must not be caught.
After a while, two more staff members chased after him.
"Stop, what's the matter with you."
Tang Zhenglong rushed forward with his head covered, and suddenly mixed garlic under his feet and hit the street.
Several staff members pounced.
"Are you Rod?"
"Rod?" Tang Zhenglong is probably the one who plays Bernie the Bear.
"Yes, I'm Rhodes."
"Take off the hood."
"No, the little fans will be sad to see it."
It's also true that many young fans fantasize about the mascot that it's a real Bernie bear.
"Well, let's go to the players' tunnel and pick it up again, I want to tell you that you've been fired."
Several staff escorted Tang Zhenglong to the players' tunnel, Tang Zhenglong felt bitter, what should I do?
Do you want to fake a fall?
Tang Zhenglong smiled bitterly in his heart, he had to fake falling when he pretended to be Bernie Bear.
"Ahh
"I need a team doctor."
These staff members were stunned, do you need a team doctor? What do you need as a Bernie Bear?
"Give me a stretcher, or I won't go."
These staff members were also helpless, so they could only go over to carry the stretcher, and after supporting them, Tang Zhenglong quickly rushed to the players' tunnel at the speed of a 100-meter race.
"He ran away."
"Don't let him run."
Tang Zhenglong quickly took off Bernie Bear's costume, and when the staff arrived, it was strange, what about people?
"Don, why are you here? Did you see a Bernie bear coming in just now? ”
Tang Zhenglong pointed in the direction of the restaurant, "Which way to go." ”
"Rode, bastard, not only am I going to fire him, but I won't give him a penny."