On June 20, 2000, in the third round of Group A of the European Cup, Portugal beat Germany 3-0 and had no way to fight back.

In that game, the German team was like an amateur, while Portugal was like a hanger.

In the first few years of the 21st century, Portuguese football was really strong, Porto won the Champions League, and the Portuguese national team won the European Championship runner-up.

At this stage, German football is relatively miserable, with no wins in the group stage of the two European Championships.

So Benfica player Simão was a little proud when he spoke to the media about the upcoming UEFA Cup and Cologne match.

"I don't think there's anything to be afraid of German football for my generation."

"Maybe my seniors would have thought German football was strong, but that was in the last century, the Germans haven't beaten us in this century, and I think we'll qualify for the UEFA Cup."

When asked if this was a bit of a light enemy, Simão looked a little indifferent.

"I think when you have the strength, you should be confident."

At the end of the program, a picture of the German team falling to the ground after losing to Portugal in the European Championship was shown to satirize German football.

The pre-match cannon is the biggest attraction in European football, and the two sides usually start spraying each other two weeks before the game, and then spray after the game.

Troll culture is the most attractive point of European football, but unlike China, European troll culture is really cultured, not as simple as CNM.

For example, Dortmund fans ridiculed their city rival Schalke 04, which is to ridicule them for never winning the Bundesliga title, while they can.

Cologne fans began to scare on the Internet, but soon found that the intensity of scolding was a bit small, and the reason was very simple, that is, German football has really not been good in recent years, there are no good results, and the mouth cannon is weak.

But we have Tang Zhenglong, everyone thought to themselves.

Sure enough, the reporter thought the same way, everyone looked for an opportunity to interview Tang Zhenglong, and wanted to hear what Cologne said.

In the media area around the training ground, everyone knows what they want to do today, Tang Zhenglong is also very cooperative, he took the initiative to come over, he has become the unofficial spokesman of Cologne, anyway, Tang Zhenglong is used to a big mouth.

"Don, did you know that Benfica has a guy named Simão?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"He said a lot of things that embarrassed Cologne, what do you have to say about that?"

Tang Zhenglong didn't say anything, his right hand stretched out 3 fingers, and his left hand stretched out his fingers to compare a 0.

"3 to 0?"

"Don, do you mean to play Benfica 3-0?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"I mean Germany has won the European Championship three times, Portugal has won it 0 times."

Burst.

The Portuguese's most heart-wrenching moment was the narrowly missed Euro 2004 by Greece.

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Coincidentally, it was German coach Rehhagel who led the team to destroy Portugal in 2004. ”

Someone said: "But it is also true that German football has not been as good as Portugal in recent years. ”

"Wrong, wrong, wrong."

"Wrong?"

It's a bit of a lie.

Tang Zhenglong crossed his waist and said: "I'm not talking about Portuguese football, but Portuguese football Kansai Mang? ”

"Is he the main force?"

"If it's Figo, Ronaldo is showing off in front of me, I have nothing to say, I'll shut up."

"But Simão?"

"I'll give you an example, for example, Cologne won the Bundesliga championship this year, everyone will say that Tang Zhenglong is so strong, Lucas is so strong, but who will say that Schultz is so strong?"

Tang Zhenglong pointed to a reporter, "Will you?" ”

The reporter was dumbfounded.

"No, it won't."

"That's right." Tang Zhenglong snapped his fingers.

Everyone was thundered by Tang Zhenglong, is it okay to have such a point of view?

'So, Portuguese football is very strong, I admit it, but it's not Simão's dime a dozen, he's a fringe guy like Schulz.

Fortunately, Scholz is far away, otherwise it is estimated that it will explode immediately, and you will scare the Portuguese and hack me!

"And in the same way, Porto won the Champions League, so what's the matter with Benfica?"

"So I don't know where the other party's superiority comes from, I wonder, can you please be as low-key as me?"

Be dumbfounded!

The reporter was completely dumbfounded.

Cologne's scare is really powerful.

When the news reached Portugal, Simão was mad, what was the most hurtful word?

Truth.

The most hateful thing about Tang Zhenglong is that he is telling the truth.

Portuguese football is great, but it really has nothing to do with Simao, and it was Porto who won the Champions League, which is technically Benfica's sworn enemy.

Simão immediately said, "Asians don't understand football at all. ”

"I think it's ridiculous for an Asian to talk about football in front of the media."

"If you look at a few Asians who play in Europe, you can see the level of Asian football."

"If what Tang Zhenglong said is right, then what does European football have to do with an Asian?"

However, Benfica FC immediately shut up Simão, and what he said was already a bit racist.

And the most important thing is that these are not on the point, what is said is emotional, compared with Tang Zhenglong, the judgment is made.

*****

When they came home to eat together, Emma smiled and said, "Don, you are the second person I have ever seen who can quarrel, the first is my uncle." ”

"You can always pierce people's hearts."

"Really?"

Claudia laughed, "Do you want to play a game?" Don said a word that made us sad right away. ”

"Okay."

Arya smiled, "I'll come first, Don, one word makes me unhappy." ”

"Really? It hurts feelings, right? Tang Zhenglong said with a smile.

"I promise not to be angry."

Tang Zhenglong thought for a moment, "Arya, you are the shortest of the four girls. ”

I saw that Alia's face changed immediately.

"Hahaha."

"Okay, don't be angry."

"Don't be angry, I'm in my room."

"Haha."

Claudia was confident that she had no shortcomings, so she smiled and said, "Don, I accept the challenge. ”

"Claudia, you're the thickest of the four girls."

Claudia was dumbfounded.

Emma and Kaya leaned in, "Sure enough. ”

"Bastard."

Claudia is also gone.

Kaya left first, "Don, my psychological quality is not good, I'll go first." ”

Emma smiled.

"Emma, forget it, you have too many shortcomings, I'm afraid you'll go crazy."

"I know, but I'm immune to what you say."

Emma was the most ridiculed by Tang Zhenglong, and she was indeed a little immune, she thought to herself that Tang Zhenglong was even more ruthless.

"I said, don't hit me."

"Don't worry, I won't hit you."

"Emma, you have smelly feet."

As soon as these words came out, Emma's whole body was wooden, and after a while, she raised her slippers, "Tang Zhenglong, you are talking nonsense." ”