Chapter 304: Alternative Hat-trick
"Run to the side and pretend to collide with Santos."
Tang Zhenglong thought of the route in his mind, this must be disguised as an accident, otherwise it would not be as simple as a conflict, it would probably be a big war.
"Don, what are you thinking?"
"Doesn't it hurt?"
Matip looked at Tang Zhenglong.
Tang Zhenglong forgot that he was pretending, so he shouted a few times.
"Of course it hurts, my nose is broken."
"Don, you're so brave, if it were me, you would have left the scene."
Tang Zhenglong rubbed his mask, "There's no way, the team needs me." ”
"Don, you're my idol."
"So there are still such benefits to deception?" Tang Zhenglong thought to himself, cool.
After Simão went down, only Joao Coimbra was the only one who defended Tang Zhenglong on this side, his speed was good, and Tang Zhenglong's defense was also very tight.
Tang Zhenglong took the ball, looked at Joao, and then at Santos, and rushed forward decisively and quickly.
Joao squeezed Tang Zhenglong to the side while running, which was originally very uncomfortable for the attacking players, but at this time, this is what Tang Zhenglong wants to see the most.
"Push me hard."
Tang Zhenglong also pushed Joao with his shoulder.
The other party also responded to Tang Zhenglong's provocation with a strong posture.
Almost.
Tang Zhenglong looked at the positions of the two sides, leaned Joao, and then bounced away.
Joao is stupid, what is this for?
He obviously sensed that Tang Zhenglong was deliberately bounced off.
Santos was old after all, and when he saw Tang Zhenglong pounced, it was too late to dodge.
And just like that, the tragedy became.
"You bastard."
"What the hell did I do?"
Burst!!
The Benfica team doctor laughed out loud when he saw Tang Zhenglong, because the mask on his face was crooked because of the collision with Santos.
The nose was worn on the eyes.
"What the hell did I do? I can't see it. ”
"You bastard."
Santos touched his nose, "It hurts." ”
After a brief diagnosis, the team doctor advised him to wear a simple mask, which was different from the one the players carried, which only fixed his nose.
"I don't have that thing with me."
"Fernando, I still want you to bring it, if there is really something wrong with the nose, it may require surgery."
"Bastard, asshole."
"You must have done it on purpose, there was such a coincidence."
Tang Zhenglong pointed to his mask, "I can't see it at all, you can't blame me, besides, it's your team members who pushed me." ”
"You wait, I'll complain about this after the game."
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "I also want to complain, your player made me wear a mask, which must compensate me for the loss of appearance." ”
Santos was stupid to listen to, if he could, he really wanted to spit on Tang Zhenglong's face.
Entering the system and seeing 1500 big mouths on the account, Tang Zhenglong was crazy.
"Hahaha, rich, rich."
"I want to splurge."
"Buy another Guy Mueller skill?" The system asked.
"Get out!!"
"This time we have to save a little money, and the next games are becoming more and more important."
The biggest impact of wearing a mask is that he doesn't dare to exert his strength when competing for a header, Luis looked at Tang Zhenglong, fortunately, this guy is more expensive when he scrambles for a header, otherwise it would be really difficult to do.
Tang Zhenglong was also looking at Louis, smiling in his heart.
"This guy must not know that I don't hurt, haha."
Suddenly the ball came from the side, it was a high ball, Tang Zhenglong rushed up, and David Luiz carried Tang Zhenglong.
The two jumped almost at the same time, but Louis didn't dare to exert his strength, so he hesitated, Tang Zhenglong seized the opportunity, and he pushed the ball hard.
The ball was high, but Luis fully understood that Tang Zhenglong was a fraud.
"You bastard, you're a cheater."
If it's a fake, then you can't wear a mask, because it's easy to hurt people.
"Don't talk nonsense, my nose is the same as yours, and I've been attacked with the most violent and brutal attacks."
"Absolutely impossible, if that's the case, you'll instinctively hide."
"I'm braver."
"It's not about bravery."
The referee ran over, and Luis immediately complained, "Referee, he cheated and injured his nose at all." ”
"So strange, why should I cheat? Is it fun to bring this stuff? ”
This time it was David Lewis's turn to be dumbfounded, what was Tang Zhenglong's "motive for committing the crime"? It doesn't seem to do any good for him to do this.
Tang Zhenglong took off his mask, "Referee, you can try it to know how uncomfortable it is to bring this thing." ”
The referee tried, and sure enough, the thing was really uncomfortable, and the line of sight was limited to a very small area, as if someone was covering your eyes.
Tang Zhenglong came to his senses, "I have to have a good injury, you can tell me, what benefits can I get?" ”
The referee returned the mask to Tang Zhenglong, "Don't make trouble, I know you're unreliable, but you shouldn't put a mask on yourself yet." ”
Tang Zhenglong is stupid, what does it mean that I am unreliable?
If you're a referee, can you talk nonsense?
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, and Louis on the side snickered, "Haha." ”
But soon Luis found himself in trouble, Tang Zhenglong was deceived and wore a mask, which means that he added a layer of protection, so that Tang Zhenglong could go to himself unscrupulously when grabbing the header.
"Bastard."
Soon Cologne picked up the high ball on the side again, and Tang Zhenglong was excited when he saw the high ball now, "It doesn't hurt to wear a mask, if you can wear a mask in every game in the future, this is equivalent to a hard hat." ”
"Haha."
And Louis is head is bigger, and this time he was pushed by Tang Zhenglong again.
It's a pity that it's high again.
Tang Zhenglong touched his head, the accuracy of the header with the mask was really not good.
"Master, this has nothing to do with the mask, your head is rotten."
"Get out!"
Podolski also wondered why Tang Zhenglong's nose was injured, and he frequently raised his hand to ask his teammates to pass him the header.
"Don, is your nose okay?"
"It's fine."
"Don't be reckless, I've had a similar injury, my head is swollen, you can't do this, your nose will be completely swollen after the game."
Tang Zhenglong smiled, lowered his voice and smiled: "I was cheating, I used my forehead to top Louis." ”
Podolsky was stupid, "Then why are you wearing a mask?" ”
Tang Zhenglong pointed to his head: "This thing is the same as a helmet, and I find it very easy to wear it and then head the ball." ”
Podolsky was stunned for several seconds, mistaking the mask to protect his nose for a hard hat? This one...... I have to say that Tang Zhenglong's brain hole is really big.
And Tang Zhenglong can still say so complacently, just like how glorious what he has done.
When a person's face and brain hole are so big, you are amazing.