"Go and lie down behind a human wall."

Tang Zhenglong is super unhappy, and now when it comes to a critical time, he will let himself lie behind the wall to be a "sleeping beauty".

"Bastards, if this is the League Cup final, then let me sacrifice it, no problem, but this is not the most critical time, why let me lie behind the wall, I am the first brother of Cologne."

"Because you invented it."

"I can't collect royalties, you can use them too."

"Go."

Tang Zhenglong stood in front of the human wall, "This time I want to change the way, a way to have the dignity of a star." ”

"A dignified way?"

The big guys look at each other, what is the dignified way?

The referee blows the whistle.

Rui Costa started to run, and suddenly a scene of giant dumbness appeared, only to see Tang Zhenglong in front of the human wall suddenly pounce and kneel, and then grimaced at Rui Costa.

This scene was so shocking that even someone as unsmiling as Rui Costa laughed, so the kick flew away.

The commentary is also stupid, "The players of Cologne actually knelt down." ”

"This way of defending free-kicks is really"

"I can only say that it is the first time I have seen it, maybe only Tang Zhenglong can do it."

"Hahaha."

"How?"

Tang Zhenglong crossed his waist to face his teammates.

The teammate was stunned for a moment, "Don, this is what you call a more dignified way?" ”

"That's right."

"Don, this is a lot of shame, okay!"

"No, it's much better than lying down."

“”

Well, everyone admits that Tang Zhenglong's logic is impossible for everyone to understand.

*****

'Attack, we need another goal.' Stevens waved his arms.

The Cologne players work hard, and who doesn't want to reach the semi-finals, this is probably the best chance of their careers.

But Benfica's possession of the ball is stronger than Cologne's, and that's a reality, and as long as Cologne is slightly negligent, then it will be a lethal counterattack for the opponent immediately.

After three or two such situations, Stevens was also in a hurry, and his heart felt like something had hit him.

"Don't worry, there's still time." The assistant handed him a bottle of water, and he was really afraid that he would have a heart attack if he continued like this.

'Time is our enemy and we need a goal.'

After thinking about it, Stevens called Tang Zhenglong over.

"Don, you know I didn't ask you for anything, can you score another goal."

Tang Zhenglong Khan: "Boss, this is the 12th time you have begged me this season. ”

"Do you have to remember?"

"Boss, honesty is an important thing."

"Okay, so this is the thirteenth time I've begged you?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "Boss, you should understand, I'm a superstar, but I'm not a goal bank, it's impossible to say it's in, but I'll do my best." ”

Stevens was stunned, Tang Zhenglong looked very bad, but he had the capital to hang, which was the most annoying.

Stevens patted Tang Zhenglong and smiled: "Big star, you can definitely do it, scoring a goal is an easy thing for you." ”

Tang Zhenglong smiled and patted Stevens, "Boss, you just follow me, I promise to take you to Bayern." ”

Stevens smiled bitterly in his heart, "If you can't win this ball, I'll let you go to the second team." ”

*****

"Master, the lottery has been drawn."

Tang Zhenglong was shocked.

"No thanks, I'm not going to draw again."

Although Tang Zhenglong is thick-skinned, he still doesn't want things like dancing like Xiao Luo.

"Master, your understanding may be wrong, this lottery is mandatory, and I have already deducted your big mouth points."

Tang Zhenglong was stupid.

"Forced?"

"System, you are so obscene now, and you have begun to buy and sell?"

"Master, this is also an occasional play, as entertainment."

Countless black lines appeared on Tang Zhenglong's forehead.

"I'm weak, what will happen if I don't smoke?"

"Then continue to deduct your big mouth, every 5 minutes, until you draw a lottery."

"Count you ruthless."

"Then smoke, world peace."

I saw the lottery disc slowly turning, and then slowly stopped.

"Like Ro"

Well, Tang Zhenglong didn't want to continue watching.

"System, I know you deliberately humiliated me today, I obeyed."

"Master, what's wrong with you, are you self-taught? Why do you read half a sentence every time? ”

"Is it necessary to read any further?"

Tang Zhenglong looked at it, like Xiao Luo, he had a bull's tail.

"Hey, this skill isn't garbage?"

"Who do you say is trash?"

"Nope."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, that is to say, he earned money in this lottery, and bought Xiao Luo's skills for 100 points.

"Hahaha."

"Master, don't steal fun, laugh if you want to."

"What's the coke, it's okay."

"Don't pretend, the corners of your mouth are upturned."

Tang Zhenglong really couldn't pretend anymore, hahaha laughed, this laugh startled Santos on the side.

"This guy is nervous? What are you laughing at all of a sudden? ”

Tang Zhenglong took the ball and faced Luis.

"Oxtail."

"Hey, failed."

Tang Zhenglong's oxtail was a complete failure.

"System, what's going on?"

"The ox's tail is passing, the distance from the opponent should be appropriate, you were too far away just now, and it has no effect."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it in his mind, it seems to be like this, the essence of the ox's tail lies in the suddenness, if the distance is far, it is sudden, but it has no effect.

"Okay, I remember."

Louis leaned over, "You were a cow's tail just now?" ”

"It's not." Tang Zhenglong resolutely refused to admit it, it was too embarrassing.

"Haha, do you think that if you dance samba well, you can become Xiao Luo? You're just a clown. ”

"Fuck off, unkempt."

After a while, Tang Zhenglong had fewer opportunities to get the ball, and Cologne attacked around Lucas, after all, Podolski was much more reliable than Tang Zhenglong when he got the ball outside the penalty area.

"Give me the ball."

"To you? You can't hold it. ”

"Why can't I hold it, Matthias, explain it to me with your donkey's mouth."

The teammates didn't have time to fight with Tang Zhenglong, they had to fight with the opponent for the ball.

Because Benfica has already figured out Cologne's attack, when Podolski got the ball, several Benfica players surrounded him, and this time Lucas had no choice and could only pass to Tang Zhenglong.

Facing Luis again, Tang Zhenglong estimated the distance, which was almost appropriate.

I saw him take a trip with his left foot, as if he was going to pass the ball, but in the next second, the ball seemed to be stuck to the sneakers, and was pulled by Tang Zhenglong.

"The ox's tail is amazing."

The commentary was stunned, because the only person in world football who can do such a beautiful oxtail is Ronaldinho.