"Where is Tang Zhenglong?"

Mourinho is looking for it with a telescope.

Raiola pointed, "That's it." ”

"That?"

"That's it."

Mourinho looked at it, "This is a player?" I look like a staff member, everyone is running, he's drinking water. ”

Sweat.

That's why Raiola was reluctant to bring Mourinho to the scene, because Tang Zhenglong was too lazy in training.

"It's so easy that he's not interested."

Mourinho shook his head, "There is no difficulty in training, since the coach has arranged it, then the players must take it seriously." ”

Jose Mourinho may not look serious, but when it comes to training, he is a meticulous manager.

After watching it for a few more minutes, Mourinho said: "Why is he still sitting down. ”

"Maybe it's injured, it's too hot today."

Mourinho was thundered, watched 20 minutes of training, Tang Zhenglong stood for 20 minutes, and he was injured like this, is that still a person?

"Fatty, how do I feel that you are fooling me, do you think Chelsea money is stupid?"

Raiola Khan, "How is that possible?" If that's the case, then how do you explain those goals he scored in the UEFA Cup. ”

Mourinho thought about it, yes, the level of the League Cup is already very high, if it was really this bad, it would be impossible to score so many goals.

Mourinho looked again, but there was still no improvement, and he didn't even run.

"Okay, let's stop watching, call him out and talk."

"Talk? What to talk about? ”

Mourinho Khan, "Can't I talk about it first?" ”

"Okay, I'll find him, but don't scare him."

Mourinho was stupid again, "Is he a little animal?" Will I scare him? Fatty, why are you so strange today, how do I think you have something to hide from me? ”

"Nope."

Raiola is also bitter, Tang Zhenglong is the kind of player who can only watch the highlights of the goal, if you watch the game process, it is estimated that no one will want such a player.

After training, Raiola called Tang Zhenglong to a café near the club.

"Mino, please give me coffee."

"That's right."

At this time, Mu Shuai was sitting next to him, and he made an appointment with Raiola that he would not show up and listen for a while.

Raiola looked at a few questions on the paper, which Mourinho had assigned to ask.

"Don, what kind of coffee do you want to drink?"

"Latte."

"Okay, waiter for a latte."

"Mino, is there any club that has taken a fancy to me?" Tang Zhenglong smiled very coquettishly.

Raiola glanced at Mourinho and then at the question on the paper.

"Don, what do you think of Chelsea as a club?"

"That's good."

The corners of Mu Shuai's mouth at the adjacent table curled slightly, "You know the goods." ”

"And what do you think of Mourinho?"

"Okay, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the corners of Mu Shuai's mouth that had just been raised immediately collapsed.

"Okay? You're a p, I'm a manager who has won the Champions League, and I'm the top coach in Europe, okay? ”

However, Mu Shuai made an appointment with Raiola, and he came to ask questions and listened himself, so he suppressed his anger for the time being.

'If you had to choose between Manchester United and Chelsea, which club would you choose?'

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, he felt very embarrassed, Mu Shuai on the side became angry all of a sudden, do you still need to think about this problem? You're brain-dead.

"Manchester United."

Smack.

Tang Zhenglong was stunned, what happened to the person next to him, why did he suddenly slap the table?

"Hey, uncle, why are you slapping the table? Is it unwell? ”

……

……

Mourinho was stunned, "Uncle? ”

"My uncle, you're big."

But this can't be blamed on Tang Zhenglong, at this time Mourinho is dressed with sunglasses and a hat, and Tang Zhenglong is a little face blind to Europeans, so it's ......

"I'm not feeling sick, it's just that the water is a little hot, and I'm getting burned."

"Uncle, be careful."

"It's fine."

Mourinho clenched his fists and for the first time felt that there was someone more annoying than just British journalists.

"Don, I don't understand, why did you choose Manchester United?"

Tang Zhenglong showed a soothing smile, "Because Manchester United is a real giant, Chelsea or something is an upstart, which does not match my temperament, only Manchester United's aristocratic temperament can be worthy of me." ”

I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore!!

Mourinho's pop exploded.

"Uncle, why are you slapping the table again."

Mourinho simply took off his glasses and hat, and said angrily: "Boy, you can see clearly, I'm not an uncle, I'm the Champions League winning coach - Jose Mourinho." ”

Tang Zhenglong looked at it, it was really Mourinho.

"Jose, what are you doing here?"

"No, I was deceived by a dead fat man, and I feel stupid now."

"Dead fat?"

Tang Zhenglong looked at Raiola, is it difficult to deal with the dead fat man in Mourinho's mouth?

"Jose, are you talking about the dead fat man, is it Mino?"

This time, even Raiola couldn't help it, "Don, are you a little brainy, you offended Jose, hurry up and apologize." ”

"Apologize? Why should I apologize, what the hell are you doing here? Somehow called me over for coffee and asked me a bunch of inexplicable questions. ”

"That's right."

Mourinho put his hand on Raiola's shoulder, "No need to say anything, no need to say anything, I'm leaving, goodbye." ”

"Goodbye!" Tang Zhenglong said stupidly.

Raiola wants to cry, what's going on with this Tang Zhenglong, is it so fun to offend Chelsea, who is stupid and has a lot of money?

Raiola hurried to catch up, "José, have something to say, something to say." ”

"Neurotic."

Tang Zhenglong was furious, and just as he stood up to leave, the waiter came over, "Thank you, it's 55 euros in total." ”

Tang Zhenglong was stunned for 3 seconds.

"They didn't pay?"

"No, they didn't pay for it."

“tmd！！”

Tang Zhenglong took out the money, "Next time whoever invites me to coffee, I must be sure that the other party has paid for it." ”

*****

At Cologne airport, Raiola managed to catch up with Mourinho.

"Jose, don't be angry."

"Angry? I'm not angry, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen, Mino, I'm going to blacklist you. ”

"Don't, you don't like Tang Zhenglong, I can recommend other players to you."

"I'm starting to dislike you now?"

"Why? Because I'm fat? You can't discriminate against a flexible fat person. ”

Jose Mourinho is puffed up, he now understands the feelings of those British journalists, sometimes it seems that people can really be hated for having a big mouth, but he will not admit it.