Chapter 334: Stupid as Becky
Tang Zhenglong entered the system and looked at it, ready to buy a stronger skill.
"Master, do you want to draw a lottery?"
When he heard about the lottery, Tang Zhenglong's whole body was shocked.
"System, if you force you to buy and sell, I will go to the consumer association to complain to you."
"Hahaha, master, you're really getting more and more humorous."
"Humor, you're big." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
"Master, there is a new way to play, which can not only save money, but also be very strong."
Tang Zhenglong sneered, "Hehe, no need, what bad are you holding back, I don't know yet." ”
……
"Master, let's play, it's really fun, listen and see nothing to lose."
"Then you promise not to buy and sell."
"I promise."
Tang Zhenglong looked at it, "XX like Beckbauer." ”
"What does that mean?"
"That's a bet, for example, this skill costs you 200 big mouth points, it could be a long-range shot like Beckenbauer, or it could be a hiccup like Beckenbauer."
"Hiccups like Beckenbauer?"
Tang Zhenglong's whole body was shocked, "Beckenbauer's hiccups are also more bullish?" ”
"So it's still risky, and it's fun to educate."
", you're 100% wrong about this idiom."
"Okay, master, do you play?"
"Okay, give it a try."
The system deducted 200 points from Tang Zhenglong, and then provided three options.
Respectively, like Romario xx.
xx like Raul.
xx like Beckham.
First of all, Tang Zhenglong ruled out the first one, and it was unreliable at first glance, and Romario was unreliable.
Then the choice can only be between Raul and Beckham.
"I'll choose Becky."
"Why?"
"I don't think there's anything wrong with Becky."
Tang Zhenglong knew that Raul was still relatively easy to get hurt, and if he hung up like Raul when he opened it, it would be miserable.
"Are you sure?"
"Sure, sure, and sure."
“……”
"Okay, the mystery is solved."
When Tang Zhenglong saw it, he was dumbfounded.
"Like Beckham - stupid."
Tang Zhenglong quit, "System, may I ask when Xiaobei was stupid, do you make it clear?" ”
"That time in 1998."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned, in the 1998 World Cup, Beckham kicked Simeone and received a red card, which was the stupidest mistake in Beckham's career, and the British media even called the England team a team of 10 lions and 1 idiot after the game.
"System, is it possible that you let me get a red card too?"
"No, you can imitate Beckham's stupid foul."
"Simulation?"
Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "Kicking the opponent's ass on the field, that's a red card, no matter when, no matter what reason you have." ”
"Wow wow, I said I wouldn't play, you want me to play, I know you're lying to me."
"Wow, wow, wow."
Tang Zhenglong howled and cried in the system.
"Master, don't cry, it's too late, the skill has already been added."
"Wow, wow, wow."
"Wow, wow, wow."
*****
Tang Zhenglong looked at Frings' big ass and imagined what it would be like to kick it.
It's definitely a red card anyway.
"What to do?"
"How can I kick my opponent's ass without having to get a red card?"
Tang Zhenglong thought about it, and the only way was to fish in troubled waters.
"Blackie, come here."
"Don, what's the matter?"
"Can you do me a favor?"
"Tell me, I can't promise I can help you."
Tang Zhenglong Khan, "What kind of attitude is this......
Tang Zhenglong told the matter, and Matip was stunned, "It's too early." ”
"It's okay, we're ahead anyway."
"Won't it be too early?"
"I said no, no."
Matip was a little unsure, but since Tang Zhenglong said so, it was not too difficult, so he decided to listen to Tang Zhenglong.
"Matip, what are you doing? He took the ball to the corner flag area, couldn't it be a waste of time? That's still 60 minutes, and there's still half an hour! ”
The Bremen players were also on fire at first glance, and it would be understandable if they used this kind of delaying tactic in the last five minutes, but there was still half an hour to go, and they actually took the ball to the corner flag area and pretended to be dead.
Frings and Bowman immediately came over to grab the ball, and it would be unreasonable not to do so.
Matip protects the ball.
"Don, we said okay, come quickly."
Tang Zhenglong also rushed over, and the two sides began to fight in the corner flag area, and the situation became very chaotic.
Suddenly, Frings felt like he had been kicked in the ass.
"Tang Zhenglong, you come out for me."
Sweat!!
"Why am I?"
"Who else could it be if it wasn't you? You can't run away this time, 100% red card. ”
The referee ran over and said, "What's wrong with you guys?" ”
Frings was excited, "He kicked me in the chaos. ”
"Referee, there is absolutely no thing, I am stretching my legs to grab the ball."
"You kicked me on purpose."
"I didn't."
Matip complained: "The referee was the one who kicked me. ”
"When did I kick you?"
The referee felt that it was too confusing, it may have been intentional or careless, it is difficult to say, and he verbally warned Tang Zhenglong and Frins, especially Tang Zhenglong.
"Don't make such stupid mistakes."
"Referee, I'm really here to grab the ball."
Tang Zhenglong's heart thumped, "Hahaha, system, the task is complete." ”
“……”
"Master, in fact, you are not finished."
duang's a bit.
Tang Zhenglong was completely stupid.
"Master, you actually kicked Matip."
Tang Zhenglong Khan: "It turns out that Xiao Hei is not falsely accused, so in this way, Frings is actually falsely accused!" ”
"What a thief."
Tang Zhenglong stretched his legs through several people, and he really didn't know who he kicked.
"What then? Do you want me to do something stupid like this again? ”
"Master, this is a beautiful task, how can it be a stupid thing!"
Tang Zhenglong spit out a mouthful of blood, "The name of this mission is as stupid as Beckham." ”
All right!
At this point, Tang Zhenglong could only find a way to complete the task.
After thinking about it, there was no way, Tang Zhenglong found Frings, "Tolsten, can you please do me a favor?" ”
"Nope."
"I haven't said what it is?"
"No, as long as it's what you want me to do, and I only have this answer, that's no."
"So what if I ask you to help me? Hahaha. ”
Frings glanced at Tang Zhenglong, "Boring." ”
Tang Zhenglong felt that this task was too difficult, and there was no reason to kick people on the court for no reason.
At this moment, an incident happened, and that was that a player from Bremen fell to the ground with leg cramps.
Tang Zhenglong hurriedly ran over to help him press his legs.
"No thanks, I'm a good man."
This kind of good deed behavior is to be praised by everyone, so the Bremen players also applauded Tang Zhenglong.
Tang Zhenglong is waiting for the opportunity, as long as Frings falls to the ground, he will immediately go up and carry his legs!