Chapter 339: Whole Coach
"If we win the title, number one, don't say anything out of line, especially don't provoke Bayern."
"Second, don't splash me with beer, I'm Dutch, and I don't like the smell of beer."
That's what Stevens said before the game, and the Cologne players had a big glass of beer, but no one really dared to pour it on Stevens' head.
"Don, give you beer."
"Haha, thank you."
Tang Zhenglong was about to drink beer, but his teammates stopped him: "This is not for you to drink." ”
“……”
“?”
"Could it be that you're bathing me? Hahaha. ”
The teammate pointed at Stevens, "Go and pour the boss." ”
Tang Zhenglong understood that this was to let himself die.
"Why don't you go?"
"Don, we think you're more suitable."
I'll it, is this still human talk?
"Besides, we're going to be in Cologne next season, aren't you going to Chelsea?"
Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "Thank you, I won't go anywhere." ”
As soon as everyone saw that Tang Zhenglong didn't do it, then ......
Schultz crept up behind Stevens and poured a large glass of beer on his head.
Be dumbfounded!!
What's even more dumbfounded is that everyone pointed at Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, how can you treat the boss like this." ”
Stevens turned his head, only to see Tang Zhenglong holding a large glass of beer in his left hand, and so in his right hand, Tang Zhenglong also looked at himself, this is really jumping into the Danube River and can't wash it.
"Don ...... Correct...... Dragon, I warned before the game, don't splash me with beer, are you deaf!! ”
"Boss, it's not me, it's really not me, it's they who framed me."
"That's him, we've all seen it."
Three people become tigers!!
Tang Zhenglong didn't expect his teammates to be more obscene than himself.
"Hold him down."
"Ahh Tang Zhenglong was wailing.
Stevens snatched the beer from Tang Zhenglong's hand and "raised his head." ”
"Nope."
"Okay, Don, happy champion."
"Happy champions?"
"Happy champions."
In an instant, more than a dozen beers poured all over his head.
"Ahh
"Don, this is a blessing to you."
"Blessing? I can't feel it. ”
Now that he has broken the ring, Tang Zhenglong doesn't care, and quietly approaches Claudia who is doing a live broadcast with a beer glass.
"This is Cologne's first league title in decades and we have created a Kaiser miracle."
"We ......"
Suddenly, Claudia was stupid, beer fell from the sky, and her makeup was all gone.
"Don, I'll kill you, I'm !! live"
Tang Zhenglong simply didn't even let go of the cameraman, "Stop live broadcasting, stick your head over." ”
So there was a very funny scene at the scene, Tang Zhenglong ran after the camera with a wine glass.
Claudia laughed angrily, "When will this Tang Zhenglong grow up?" ”
In the stadium, both the staff and the reporters were baptized by the beer bath, and everyone had a smile on their faces.
Ending the prank, Tang Zhenglong was drinking beer alone.
"German beer is so good."
Schultz also came over with a beer, "Don, let's have a drink?" ”
"Okay."
Stevens saw Tang Zhenglong drinking with Schultz, so he called the assistant coach over, "You take care of Tang Zhenglong, he usually has a big mouth, but now that he drinks, I'm really afraid that he will say something excessive." ”
Assistant coach Khan, "Boss, on this occasion, it seems impossible not to let Tang Zhenglong be interviewed. ”
"That's why I told you to stare at him."
The assistant coach felt that this was too difficult, even more difficult than winning the Bundesliga championship, and Tang Zhenglong's mouth was notoriously big.
"Don, come here." A group of reporters have been waiting for a long time, and Cologne won the championship, and the biggest contributors were Bopodolsky and Tang Zhenglong.
Even many people feel that Tang Zhenglong's credit is greater.
"Hi friends, I'm probably going to disappoint you, I'm a little drunk."
"It's okay, it's better."
The assistant coach became angry as soon as he heard it, better? Of course it's better for you, but it's not good for the club.
"Tang, now it shouldn't be controversial to say that you are the first brother of Asian football, right?"
"Haha, of course, of course I'm a player in Asian football."
The assistant coach dragged Tang Zhenglong, meaning to remind that these reporters had poisonous eyes and knew that this was a "nanny" next to them, and they had to separate him.
"Holger, I have a question for you."
"Okay."
As soon as Holger didn't pay attention, several reporters separated him from Tang Zhenglong.
"What are you doing?"
"Coaches and players should be interviewed separately."
Holger knew too well what these reporters were thinking, and they were going to do something.
"No, absolutely impossible."
But there was nothing Holger could do about it.
"Don, who do you think was the biggest contributor to Cologne's victory?"
"Of course it'......"
“……”
Everyone is looking forward to Tang Zhenglong's bragging.
"Of course it's the fans."
The reporters were dumbfounded.
What......
Giving such a standard answer should be said to be a more standard answer than the standard answer.
"Don, do you think the German Football Association is helping Bayern Munich by banning you for three games?"
"I think so......"
Everyone is looking forward to it again.
'I think it's a matter of obeying the rules and I don't have anything to say about the Football Association.
The reporters wanted to cry, why was Tang Zhenglong drunk and his mouth smaller?
You give me back a Tang Zhenglong who is not drunk.
The reporters didn't give up, and they were ready to try again, "Don, how many girlfriends have you had?" ”
"This ......"
"I'm still a junior brother."
Burst!!
"Disperse, disperse, Tang Zhenglong will be drunk in the future, let's not interview him, wait until he wakes up."
Holger leaned over, "Don, are you fakely drunk?" ”
"Haha, of course, that's a lot of wine, and it's beer."
"Then you deliberately tricked them?"
"Haha."
Holger began to admire Tang Zhenglong, this guy is too thief.
Podolsky came over with a wine glass, "Don, let's have a drink, the civilized kind." ”
Tang Zhenglong saw Lucas holding a small wine glass.
"Lucas, are you German?"
"Actually, I'm Polish."
Tang Zhenglong suddenly realized that Podolski and Klose were both of Polish descent.
"Okay."
"Wait a minute, tell me what the Chinese say when they drink?"
"Cheers."
"Okay, cheers."
At this time, a pig killing cry came, it turned out that everyone was completely played, it didn't matter so much, the coaching staff was surrounded by players, everyone poured beer on their heads, these old men wanted to run and couldn't run away, so they could only kill the pig on the spot.
"Hahaha, it's so interesting, let's go too, is there a cold beer, it's a little more enjoyable."
Podolski Khan, "Don, are you really not going to stay in Cologne next season?" ”
"Haha!"