"If I put my own head on his head and I bleed, will the referee give Viduka an elbow?"

Tang Zhenglong began to take it for granted.

"Definitely."

Viduka is like a dunk, Tang Zhenglong is below, and his head is up.

And then?

Tang Zhenglong covered his head.

Viduka also covered his head.

Tang Zhenglong touched his head, "Not broken?" ”

And Viduka's head was broken.

This is very understandable, Viduka is taller than Tang Zhenglong, and the bounce is also stronger, Tang Zhenglong is equivalent to using his head to top Viduka's face, and it must be the Australians who suffer.

The more Tang Zhenglong thinks about it, the more he feels bad, the other party is bleeding, I don't, will the referee give me the card.

Thereupon......

"What are you doing?"

Viduka was stupid, and Tang Zhenglong touched his head with his head.

"Thank you."

Tang Zhenglong borrowed a little blood from Viduka's brain, and then began to perform exaggeratedly.

The referee ran over to see that both of them had broken their heads, and there should be no foul on anyone.

Viduka only woke up from a dream at this time, and it turned out that Tang Zhenglong's purpose was this......

"Referee, the blood on his face is mine."

"Nonsense, we are all human beings, whose blood is not like this."

Viduka was so angry that he almost vomited three liters of blood.

"Referee ......"

The referee left because the team doctor came.

"The blood on his face is mine." Viduka shouted.

The team doctor of the Chinese team examined Tang Zhenglong and said strangely: "Zhenglong, there is no wound on your forehead, where did this blood come from?" ”

Tang Zhenglong said embarrassedly: "My own, I have a super blood clotting ability, and the wound will heal in a while." ”

The team doctor thought to himself, this is nonsense, even if it is Superman, it is impossible for the wound to heal immediately, but since it is the team doctor of the Chinese team, then there is no doubt about him.

"No bandaging required."

"Don't, bandage me according to his style."

The team doctor looked at Viduka and felt a sigh of relief.

"According to his style? Is there a style of bandaging? ”

"What are you doing in a daze, hurry, be careful that I let the boss fire your squid."

Sweat.

The team doctor could only bandage Tang Zhenglong's head.

Viduka looked at it and saw that his lungs were emphysematous.

The door of his head is really opened, so he needs to be bandaged, Tang Zhenglong is fake, and he also wraps a big bag.

Looking at Viduka's constipated expression, Tang Zhenglong laughed in his heart, "Go and stimulate him again, and work harder." ”

"Mark, what are you doing in your head, it hurts me to death this time, pay attention next time."

Viduka looked at Tang Zhenglong coldly, if it weren't for the referee staring, he really wanted to ......

Forget it, don't think about it, impulsiveness is the devil.

Viduka silently said "Long live peace" in his heart to calm himself.

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "This task is a bit difficult, I really want to give Viduka a red card, but the other party is like Kong Rong who made pears, don't live or die." ”

"My brain hurts."

Red......

Red......

There are still many classic examples of giving red cards to opponents in football history, in the 1998 World Cup in France, in the match between the Netherlands and Argentina, Argentina's Ortega touched Van der Sar lightly, and the Dutch goalkeeper fell to the ground like an electric shock, and the referee gave Ortega a red card without saying a word.

Then there is the famous case between Xiaobei and Simeone, and then there is the mysterious past of Materazzi and Zidane in the German World Cup.

In fact, giving an opponent a red card has a mixed reputation, people who like you say you are smart and cunning, and people who don't like you will say that you have no morals.

The most typical is Materazzi, whom the Italians regard as a national hero, while the French must have felt that he was the devil and deserved to hell.

After thinking about it, Tang Zhenglong still didn't think clearly who he should learn, or did he play on the spot?

"Football really depends on acting."

******

Australia won a corner.

This is Australia's fourth corner kick of the game, and China has yet to win a corner.

Australia's corner was taken by Colwill on the left and Cahill on the right.

However, whether it is left or right, it is basically looking for two high points of Aloisi and Viduka.

"Hey, you're so tall, almost 1.9 meters."

Tang Zhenglong was chattering behind him, but Viduka didn't turn his head, he was out of sight and out of mind.

"I didn't hear you."

"I didn't hear you."

……

Viduka reminded himself that no one was talking to him.

Tang Zhenglong's heart is horizontal, why don't you learn Materazzi?

"Mark, your wife is so beautiful, I like it."

Viduka held back, but his fists clenched and his teeth clenched.

"Ignore him."

"Ignore him."

……

"Mark, I like your daughter too."

"Bastard, I don't have a daughter!!" Viduka eventually broke out.

"It's okay, so is my son."

"Do you bastard want to learn from Materazzi?"

……

Oops, it was discovered.

"Hahahaha, I'm not Zidane, you continue to talk, I ignore your existence."

Tang Zhenglong was helpless, and found Li Weifeng, "Brother Feng, you go to defense, I thought about it, professional things should be handed over to professional people." ”

"I said a long time ago, if you listen to me, your head won't come out of the bag."

"Hehehe." Tang Zhenglong laughed dryly.

The game continued, and Tang Zhenglong was depressed.

Suddenly, Sun Jihai was shouting to himself.

"Zhenglong, throw a throw-in, I'll run forward."

"Okay."

However, when the caddie lost the ball, it was deflected and flew into the field, and Viduka saw it and kicked it.

It was this kick that inspired Tang Zhenglong.

In the 2002 World Cup, in the group stage between Turkey and Brazil, the Turkish player also kicked the ball to Rivaldo "kindly", but the Brazilian immediately fell to the ground, and the referee determined that the Turkish player kicked people on purpose and gave him a red card.

The ball flew towards him, and Tang Zhenglong's heart thumped.

"It's time to put your acting skills to the test."

Viduka turned around and left after kicking, doing good deeds without leaving a name, this common sense Viduka still understands.

But......

Tang Zhenglong fell to the ground holding his lower abdomen.

"Ah, my girlfriends, I can't give you happiness anymore."

Viduka was dumbfounded, "Did I kick him there?" ”

It is impossible for Tang Zhenglong to be like Rivaldo, kicking his legs and covering his face, that is too fake, Tang Zhenglong is kicking on his knees and covering his important parts.

"Hey, Don, I didn't mean to."

The place where the ball is played is more or less stuffy, it's not a big deal, but it hurts, so Viduka didn't doubt Tang Zhenglong's performance at all.

The referee ran over and gave Viduka a yellow card.

"What? Only a yellow card? ”

"Referee, my family is the only one of my sons."

"Then another one." Viduka laughed.

Tang Zhenglong's face darkened, "Don't you know that this stupid X can only give birth to one?" ”

The referee raised his forearm and motioned for Tang Zhenglong to get up.