"Tang Zhenglong is the fastest integrated newcomer in the history of the Premier League, there is no one." 《442》

"Tang Zhenglong single-handedly helped Everton win three in a row, and his goals have reached seven." The Guardian

The serious media is also more restrained.

But online media is more exaggerated.

Many have already compared Tang Zhenglong to the greatest goalscorer in Premier League history, Alan Shearer.

The current Premier League record for the best goal of the season is Alan Shearer's 31 goals for the season, and if Tang Zhenglong is not injured this season, it looks likely to break Shearer's record.

Linda of "The Sun" saw the praise of Tang Zhenglong on the Internet, and her mood fell to the bottom.

hacked Tang Zhenglong in the newspaper, she didn't dare, and her superiors probably didn't approve it, so Linda posted a message on her personal social networking page - how long can Tang Zhenglong be popular?

The essay carefully analyzes Tang Zhenglong's technical shortcomings.

For example, if you play too alone and run too little, most of the goals depend on luck.

And said that Tang Zhenglong's success is just that he is a newcomer to the Premier League, and many defenders are not familiar with him, as long as everyone studies the way he plays, then Tang Zhenglong will immediately fall into the ordinary.

After writing it, Linda was smug and felt that she had analyzed it very well.

****

"Don, what are you doing?"

Kaya picked up the dirty T-shirt on the ground and was about to take it to wash, she saw Tang Zhenglong staring at the computer on the sofa for a long time.

"I'll go, this Linda is really blind."

Kaya came over, and it turned out that Tang Zhenglong was looking at other people's social media.

"I'm acting so well, can I still be black, is she blind?"

Kaya smiled slightly, "Media reporters are like that. ”

"No, I want to leave a message."

"Don't! The account is real-name, and she won't know if you leave a message like this? ”

"That's right!"

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "There is a way." ”

Kaya looked at it and almost sweated to death, "How can you have Schultz's account?" ”

"The bald man used to use my laptop, he's a computer idiot, and I help him log in every time."

"Isn't that right?" Kaya Super Khan's.

"What's so bad, when we were still in Cologne, how many snacks did this guy eat me, what happened to me using his account?"

Landing!

Kaya can't help it, Tang Zhenglong is messing around, she has no way at all.

It didn't take long for Linda to find out that someone had left a message, and if it was anonymous, she would delete it, but this was with a blue tick, which was the official real name.

Linda clicked on it and saw that it was still a player.

As soon as she saw the message, Linda almost exploded.

"Are you blind?"

Angry is angry, Linda still hasn't lost her mind.

"Mr. Schultz, I read your information, you are also a public figure, please pay attention to your words."

"Why am I blind?"

"Tang Zhenglong has scored 7 goals in three games, can you still hack him, are you not blind or what?"

"They all say that the Sun is similar to the toilet, I didn't believe it originally, but now I believe it."

"Mr. Schultz, you are real-name authenticated, be careful that I sue you."

"It doesn't matter, I speak for the truth, I'm not afraid of anything."

Truth?

When will Tang Zhenglong be able to get involved with the truth? It's too much to say, isn't it?

That's not right!

Linda felt that the tone and style were familiar.

"Could this be Tang Zhenglong's trumpet?"

Linda looked closely, and it was not the trumpet, but the account of Cologne player Schultz.

"Is it for the sake of old teammates?"

"Mr. Schultz, according to my understanding, Tang Zhenglong's reputation in Cologne is not good, why are you speaking for him?"

"Because Tang Zhenglong is the greatest person in the history of Cologne, he is a noble man, and we all like him."

"The dream of every girl in Cologne is to become Tang Zhenglong's girlfriend."

Linda was about to throw up.

*****

Cologne.

In the lounge, the team members are resting, and some people are surfing the Internet.

"Hey, why did Matthia quarrel with the reporter of the Sun, everyone look at it."

At this time, Schultz returned with coffee.

"What's wrong?"

Everyone looked at Schultz and then at the computer screen, and there was a sense of living hell.

"Matthias, see for yourself."

Schultz looked at it, and it was unbearable.

Needless to say, it must be Tang Zhenglong using his own account.

"This bastard, left Cologne, and still uses my account."

"It's okay, Mattia, you can just land."

Scholz Khan.

But the problem is that he can't log in, he used to log in with Tang Zhenglong's computer.

"I'll call him."

*****

Kaya was stunned, and her clothes were not washed.

"Don, are you blowing a little too much, like this one? Tang Zhenglong is a hundred times more handsome than Beckham? ”

"Haha, I didn't say it anyway."

That's when the phone rang.

"Tang Zhenglong, you bastard, hurry up and stop using my account."

"What? I don't know what you're talking about? Has your account been stolen? ”

"Fart! Even if the account is stolen, it is impossible for a hacker to say such disgusting words, any Cologne girl wants to be Tang Zhenglong's girlfriend, and you can say this kind of thing. ”

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, maybe a hacker with a great sense of justice did it?"

Schultz hurriedly turned his back on him.

"I warn you, stop using my account immediately."

Hanging up the phone, Tang Zhenglong stuck out his tongue, "Goof." ”

Kaya smiled, "I went to do the laundry, you did it yourself." ”

Soon, the phone rang again.

"Tang Zhenglong, you did it, right?"

"Linda?"

"I guess it's you, so disgusting, you can tell it."

Sweat!

So obvious?

It is impossible for Tang Zhenglong to admit it, even if he is killed.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I'll call this Schultz, and I keep the right to sue you."

"Oh, I don't know what you're talking about anyway!"

*****

In the third round, after a hard-fought battle, Chelsea drew 1-1 away at Liverpool to pick up their first points of the new season.

No one blames Chelsea for this game, after all, Liverpool are also very strong opponents, and the front line of Torres and Kuyt is very sharp.

Chelsea also played well, eventually drawing away at Liverpool.

But I didn't expect someone to mention Tang Zhenglong in front of Mourinho after the game.

"Jose, if Tang Zhenglong is here, will the team win?"

Mourinho wanted to cry, he thought to himself: "Tang Zhenglong, can you perform in Everton, for example, score 7 goals in half a year, give me a way to live." ”

However, Mourinho's personality is very domineering.

'Tang Zhenglong is from Chelsea, he did well and I'm very happy and I'll say it one last time, I'm not going to answer those boring questions.